arody because people mistook my last post for a wanh moment which it was but not about my fate to fate, but because I was inspirationally challenged! so because a few of you on the late night crew aww me into trying again anew thank you, something blackened but a tad more humorous.

american pie – don mclean

who may have talked about being touched by great event of meaning – well you decide!

http://understandingamericanpie.com/

 

or enjoy a reword

FOOD’S TRYING TO TAKE ME BYE BYE

a short short time ago

I was secure in what i put in my mouth

  And i was good I might live a good long while

and.. maybe I’d be healthy as a crocodile  

but with diabetes came the shivers

and a new type of figure.

  that scale’s a kidder but blood work’s in the shitter

I cant easily abide what goes inside

nor escape research piles and thus run and hide

food’s trying to take me bye bye.

 

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so deny deny even one slice of pie

icksnay candy scorn carbs

and no if it’s fried

chuck comfort food, grand portions, even dressing along side

so I might not just up and die

so I might not just up and die

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so it’s poison now not just love, cheats recorded – scrutinized from above, everyone’s I-told-you-so’s, avoid the rocks and trim fat rolls, so you stay on this mortal coil, forget richness – it’s a no go, and yes I know about all my sins, numbers rackets-needles and pins, they’ll  have you kick off your shoes – AND have you play feel the pin prick clues, hey hey-you’re numbers are up, listen to us or you’ll not know what’s up, damn that pill might just get stuck! all cause food wants to take me bye bye, – so deny deny even one slice of pie icksnay candy scorn carbs and no if it’s fried chuck fomfort food, grand portions, even dressing along side so I might not just up and die so I might not just up and die – 8 years now, I try to bitch and moan remind other’s they’re not alone wry smiles for yesterdays those concered will pesterforever indeed well pastthe point of bothering thee quote love for you or me if your mad take your meter out number the sugarscoursing about til then you’ve no clout – yourejust sugarmad you lout but dont you lose your spark, light your candle in the dark, sit your butt yes put it in park so food wont take you bye bye. – so deny deny even one slice of pie icksnay candy scorn carbs and no if it’s fried chuck fomfort food, grand portions, even dressing along side so I might not just up and die so I might not just up and die – taint skittle and beer but a lil more fear and check the vaccinations every year one fist yours the meal size or kiss the limbs gone, excised it’s all about how far how fast your sugars rise denial to attain more of life’s prize bemoan that fast food poison’s perfum so you might not be in your tomb more manganese and vitamin d helps my cramps helps me feel the champ try hard not to cravings yield as this is often exactly the cause of how you’ll feel cause’ food wants to take you bye bye – so deny deny even one slice of pie icksnay candy scorn carbs and no if it’s fried chuck fomfort food, grand portions, even dressing along side so I might not just up and die so I might not just up and die – store shoppin the place while absolutely a space case it’s 3 items an hour from WHEN? get cracking jack, no levothyroxin and cheesy mac or you’ll forget who you are again but soon enough you’ll get your groceries paid and laugh yourself and this day because – oh what the hell, its a story true you should tell to shed hopes light of knowlege to aid other’s plights, well you know it’s only right, so food don’t take us bye bye – so deny deny even one slice of pie icksnay candy scorn carbs and no if it’s fried chuck fomfort food, grand portions, even dressing along side so I might not just up and die so I might not just up and die – so i enjoyed the banquet and the news pay half a beamer for the clues or they’ll smile  and turn away and still the opinions make me sore I’ve not tried to defeat my own score yet it’s still my fault they say. it don’t matter how much you scream or all the paper proofs by the rheem ’cause the tv ad hath spoken just enough bullshit how it’s your fault your broken. ditch the soda ‘fore youre a ghost do your best YES, your very upmost no hurry to vist father , son and holy ghost cause food took you bye bye – so deny deny even one slice of pie icksnay candy scorn carbs and no if it’s fried chuck fomfort food, grand portions, even dressing along side so I might not just up and die so I might not just up and die – - so deny deny even one slice of pie icksnay candy scorn carbs and no if it’s fried chuck fomfort food, grand portions, even dressing along side so I might not just up and die so I might not just up and die -

if you still can laugh and smile -

the rocks you should avoid – it isn’t just rocksalt

http://www.foodmatters.tv/_literature_78723/Food_Matters_-_Food_Additives_To_Avoid

 

 

I haven’t anything much I want to say.  I’ve this wonderful depressiove feeling I’ve stagnated like a cesspool.  of course I’m off my meds, of course I’m in flux with paperwork/insurance again.  I’ve very close to the cure too and to even think in that direction is an agony of effort.

 

amazingly without a word or with them unspoken the meaning is sensed and people stay away in droves.   

 

 here is the discards pile:

potassium bromate – which is in wonder bread – meaning cupcakes, twinkies, white bread commercial buns they service arby’s and burgerking in america.. most countries outlaw this stuff but the fda approved it’s use in 1958 and remember once a law it must be repealed which is harder than passing laws to poke holes in things.  bromines tend to make a substitution of useless bromine instead of iodine in our absorbtions so that you produce less throid hormone.. some of you make more than plenty and otherwise need care.  I take 124micro grams of the stuff my toxicity is 146 by weight height and i still call for more.  bread is my favoritest foods really.  bromine is consider slightly carcinogenic yet eerything from green tea to burgerkings has it seemingly even frozen italian meatballs? dieties!

 

it actually bothers me that in this land unless it promises not to have something which is a legaly sueable claim if determined and proven false, you have to pay for a lable so sticking it’s neck out-  thus go ahead and realize that you have to pay not 88 cents but 4-5 times more for poison free.

 

bromated vegetable oil bromine again here is required to keep your sodas not sperating the flavor…an oil…at the top

 

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I can’t find a way to stay interested in this long enough to be scathingly witty.  I can’t see to be anything more than annoyed, intrigued then without any enthusiasm to care enough to share this.

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I read my first book in years cover to cover in actual print not read to me not scanned/skimmed but read cover to cover.  it’s a reminder to me that we or at least me can feel the other person if only an echo for just a moment

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about everything else is personal or makes me look back so yeah we’ll just have you whisper bout me some but I’l have to take a minor pause in giving away the information to dan myself with.

 

happy friday

 

http://img.21food.com/userimages/chanhkhangvn/chanhkhangvn$1051599.jpg

phu guoc fish sauce of vietnam

http://s3-media1.ak.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/v0P2euXC2zdcB5zc9KHJ-Q/l.jpg

bobas

which are tapioca which is a pudding to most of us

http://www.simplyrecipes.com/photos/tapioca-pudding-b.jpg

 

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the last dish I had was this year’s cantho pho’s rice dish with roasted chicken and eggroll.  the rice sculpted into a ball, two chicken breasts broiled with a light fish sauce that is the lightest I’ve had upon leaf lettuce with a slice of tomato and pretty bias cit flutted edge cucumber with a pretty something fermented veg. 

 

the place gets thtypical complaints of rude to one inaccurate pricing to another boring decore like the overall very innexpensive pricing and huge pho portions adequate to males rice dish portion (to light)  and  reasonable to normal appetizers… its possible to leave here paying less than a big mac meal combo…. bait and switch yuck but 80 cents? its almost worth concession providing it comes out in the wash with a tip if one needs to proove a point most do such is anasty irritant.    I left for under 8.

 

I’m not a huge fan of fish sauce if its pungent…itspervasive butthe link to above is light none the same very nice taste with asian dishes yet not a killer to my weenie american mouth.  its your choice to click links this isn’t to advertise but inform.  I will take you there..where

 cantho pho orwhatever it’s name is next tax season

( I ignore assholes whose first complaint is poor english as such is racist)

http://www.yelp.com/biz/can-tho-pho-denver

http://local.yahoo.com/info-19615288-cantho-pho-denver 

menu old style

http://www.allmenus.com/co/denver/21485-ha-noi-pho/menu/?aff_ref=yh_64

 

 

Ever find yourself in the wrong chair?  the following is an example of just one such experience.  sj rewrites the hits.  this one is for those about to rock, we salute you- ac/dc….which may now become

 

Dumbass sat on the hill, they will bite you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOo1oovk6oc

oh wanh, wanh you’ll howl tonight from those fire ant bites wanh, boo whoo.

sit and start countin’ this is what the inattentive recive moments begthey’ll bite your heals or and everything else without repreive wail wail you’re comedy’s cheer and you to sit in harm’s way the moment’ll be legend – laughter’s cause you will regret this day.

hey dumbass, you sat on the hill and they. bit you.   hey DUMBASS, you sat on the hill- and they bit you

they’ll bite you at dawn- even form a line electric lightning pain just for you ou learn to cry at dancing orange and yellow toss and turn   there’s no comfort tonight

hey dumbass who sat on the hill, they  will bite you hey dumbass who sat on the hill, the will bite you yes they will hey dumbass who sat on the hill, they will bite you chew right through boo hoo hoo.

paper cuts and lemon’s acid won’t make you placid neither will fireants all over you just sit your boulders or balls any old fashion there’ll be laughter watching you move

hey dumbass who sat on the hill, FIREANTS, they will bite you. hey dumbass who sat on the hill, they will bite you dumbass on the hill, FIREANTS, they will bite you FIREANTS they will bite you THEY WILL bite you

calamine lotion dumbass who’s on the hill, they will bite you, *x4 eek ouch *x2 they will eat what you leave you’ll jump high comedy you’ll make they will bite you (ain’t gonna give up, just jump in a lake- they will bite you) they will bite you *x3 FIREANTS

 

 

 

 

for anyone who forgot or never knew cccp is in our alphabet ussr but perhaps this is a red herring or red scare.  You decide if I meant comedic comedic comedic punishment or something quite altogether something else. 

 

Those were the days

becomes

heavenly rollies

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jazz standard version: those were the days -all in the family
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGuo7OVjo1k

 

wasn’t it just yesterday

smokin kreteks at the Denny’s yay!

hey, you gotta put those out, okay?

heavenly rollies

nothin else like em in the display case

broke again with distinction’s waste

but how you’ll smile from the taste

heavenly rollies

Kreteks cost is our welfare state!

johnny law and his ripoff rates

good luck findin”em they’re illegal again.

awoke with cheese-grated lung they’re still good and I want just one hooked past intelligence gee- that’s dumb

heavenly rollies

don’t know kretek to us means clove

lip smackin cracklin of their orange glow

hard to find where cigarettes are sold

perhaps once it was exotic

but now I like ‘em how idiotic

sometime’s life’s logic is quixotic

heavenly rollies!

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<3

They say the attitude of a heavy metal rebel is the same soul as a classical composer’s

deside: Master of Puppets, is the Vitamin String Quartet pulling your strings?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g5pWCfExbk&feature=related

should we recycle old tune to repurpose them for other uses?

“recycling matters”?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjiiJb8RlXo&feature=related

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I was looking up today  vitamin absorbtion and know blocks to said…. hahahaha so you figured out where the vitamin string quartet thing comes from now haven’t you?  well then I was looking up theobromine a known to me chemical present in healthy stuff.  I was looking for some improvements that are simple.  my conclusions?  no such luck but you may punish yourself to read food/vitamins  food/active chemical links

 

vitamins!

http://www.healthy-health.com/site/844294/page/631842

theobromine

http://www.bodybio.com/content.aspx?page=Bromine-Bullies-Iodine

apocolypse now! anti bromine campaign and the surpriseing products it contains.

http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message1412072/pg1

 

run away in fear for your lives –quick quick to the whole paycheck for overpriced crappy tasting health!

 

get a brain in your head and be sensibly cautious for you and yours.

to muck it up, the song to listen to is Julia Fordham’s “did you happen to mention”  which is about another subject entirely

but

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWv9SSmvZLY

Ever push away out or lock out the dog because you needed to clean? ever wonder why you reinforced them to be messier yet still? where’s the love in cleaning shown the dog?

Fung Shui is all fun and wonder- free flowing and peaceful? til you go to use it and now its a disaster…  looks are important to some over function, just as function is to those others looks, woe to you if you’ve found your opposite… because inevitably all arguments of shitting on the other ensues.

Ever notice that silence is your cue more often then not you’ve fucked up? oh shh shh shhhh. this does not mean insomniacs are right…unless you mean closer to cuckoo.

Ever notice that what so many people’s idea of peaceful silence is really fricken LOUD? the beach with it’s waves breakingon the beach…tittering happy sounds counter ballanced by squaking avaian dinner bitchabout its… or a nice forest shishing madly in the or mountain waterfall shoshhing thunderously…..for some the every presence honk and presumably if close enough  fuck you asshole of city bustle, or somedessert highway which is just a lethergy until some vehicle thunders past.  the noises aren’t in themselves always loud but they are the echo of within and thus drown everything else out…that’s pretty loud…..try it sometime… wait for an infa everyone who’snt’s breath to catch it’s maybe in the 30dbl range  a little quiet than a newer refrigerator hum yet it will move some to instant action.

ever notice most of language is alert others we’re firing some elctrons about our fancy central nervous system…it can be annnoying when you find out another’s pathways are just whackadoodle.  it can be music when this leads to beer or sex or better yet both.  however it is considered stylish one uses something more elaborate than burp, fart, holler.

 

 

 

 

 

 

• 4 wildberry zinger bags
• 8 decaffeinated black tea bags
• 3/4-1 cup sugar
• 1.7L hot water
• ice enough to fill gallon picture

brew tea in sugar and hot water, stir, pour over ice.

nutrition data

sugar 200g 774 calories

2 – 3.8l depending on age of tea 4 500ml glasses is  193 calories  sweet stuff but if you wait 20 minutes for ice to melt down  it’s roughly 100 calories a serving or less for a HUGE quart of sweeten tea.  or, enjoy fast or slow do not care but this can be healthy or horrible-your choice

2lb’s sugar 1 dollor at dollar store or 25 cents sugar

20 tea bags wildberry zinger – 2.50  or 50 cents fruity tea

100 tea bags value black tea 3.00 3cents a piece*8 24 cents

sum total, 99 cents a gallon a house full of smiling sugar cracck kids will eliminate this swiftly.  

it cost/value is comparable to 2liter soda for 69 once in a blue moon, 80 cents typical loss leader kroger cost and 1.19 for safeway’s refresh, or about half the cost for this versus soda.

 

have fun

 

 

 

choices are very much a part of life.  lets discuss a few that are presented in a funny manner.

heaven on earth

http://music.ibiblio.org/pub/multimedia/chinese-music/Folk_Music/X02.Heaven_On_Earth.au

 

it’s Wednesday evening fall of 2006 or six years ago nearly the phone rings in evening with the offer for a very much group date to see jack nicholson movies or hang out with the boys in engineering club.  I actually chose the chance to get tipsy and play with power tools )  no offense, the feeling of inclusion in life seemed a far bigger bonus than a non chance at getting any.

I cringe at the notion of spending 5 bucks when with minor adjustments I can spend 3.50.. it’s like losing a beer.  a real beer. tear in the beer you didn’t get to cry in.  but I have hit the lucky lottery and made a mixed six at 12 pack prices and won.  won! yay.  I remember @frenzelectric discussing  beers and mention a stella artois which isn’t in my ordinary rotation I had forgotten what it tasted like I got one it’s not the sweet note of grolsch but like a grolsch dry.  I got a moosehead to see how it compared.  I then grabbed  two of something I know is good – breckenridge brewery’s vanilla porters, and then the bigger test/try hoegaarden wit bier. courtesy of another asking the question a world away, @michellelyng – thank you for something yay.  the result my sister likes the beer might consider it .  it is a better version but according to the dude at the liquor store like blue moon beer where you don’t need the orange slice-  accurate and tasty..  all for 2 bucks more than a six of the good usuals choices or  a cheap 12′s worth.  this time I dont feel jipped. 

yes, choose your own adventure you know life

 

yes this is funny enough but here’s more of the normal life

so I wake the other day stumble in the dark across the house to this houses’s one bathroom upstairs and then see the empty couch  ba wha? was my house guest scared off?  can’t see if that’s a vehicle sparkle througha wall of foliage- this is going to require pant…damn it.  and lo and behold as I grap mine my seperated set up space of my room has my silent houseguest sleep. lol wouldn’t it just figure I get a gal in my room and I friggen don’t know it

.if you choose the mix and match beer door turn to page 99

 . if you pick the cheap twelve of another night the same turn to page 32

if you go to bed early and wake to surprise theres a hidden girl in your room feel like a goof turn to page 69.

if you dump the offer of the fat cooking school trained chef’s notion of group date don’t get any and to page left out 45 which says you’ve one a great saturday up in a no name town playing with powertools while drinking suds – the end

  

I didn’t get my bbq at the six week point I however did get a gathering I made:

ribeye’s

stuffed baked potatoes

fiery green beans and pecans.

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aji panca cornbread with jalepenos,me making pancakes at ten of six am doggy sitting – potato pancake – not sure they weren’t vodkapancake butheh one tater a cake from bulk bag sized taters

 

(for those that know how to cook, notice that the cornbread puffed and split? – while this is just a general aid not a cure, the more you let your cb sit prior to oven the more likely it is to split-   the wetter you batter is the more likely it is to split.  this is a wetter batter with wet ingredient additionals it split.  now to be honest I don’t mind as this pan is meant to be flipping out a design on the bottom so I can hide sins like this. – I do warn you though this tin could NOT be seen as I put that much butt in to make damned sure I could get it out.)