August 4, 2013

• professional creative writing

  please note that the title isn’t properly capitolized to offer you one sliver of hope that i can be ignored.  do you REALLY think i lack entire confidence?? “{ on you.  now back to how to run an activity.

  Creative writing is rife with dissonant views on what is and what isn’t the subject at hand.  i am new to the gigs nevermind doing well in my accreditted studies.  nevermind my xanga prowess even!.

   

  let’s haiku.  Why because it is poetry with josh….or so it says on the calender. 10:40 poetry with josh. and by gum, i had better start on time or yet one more demerit from the auditors and one more ghoulish like i would court it 2567.   yes the very nasty form liable to papercut me if i fail to do my job.  make no mistake, i work in fear of the johnny law of bitchy cheapass children wanting their inheritances back.

   

  haiku is not particularly difficult a form for an englished soul..i.e. i speak no origiaal japanese to speak of.  the form is ensconced with it’s accepted interpretations here independant somewhat of it’s parent.

   

  I vividly remember haiku’s form to me the following: subject action and meaning within three framed lines of five seven and five syllales each with the internal rhyming repeating one line into the next with one clunker mid-end second of the lines….american haiku say away with you on that bitch of a form pretty much asking only for a flowing meter of either five seven five or six eight six….no rhyme is required.  

   

  however, please be warned I find it hard to rhyme or parse later vague words without any rhyme so i ask up front that we try at least to rhyme the reuired 3words of rhyme and one cluncker.

   

  so: imagine the group picking first a word.  now imagine rhynming that word twice much more.  pick out any ol’ word clunker and lets honestly haiku.

   

  today’s words sincerely were well, spell hell and house.

   

  turning the first sentence is up for debate and or group dickering but once it is done making up the last sentence is not as hard so long as the whisper of form is followed that the last line color the meaning.

  better well than hell

  t’was spelled out and i sent home

  it’s temporary.

   

  why that?

  why not as now the power of lauding bullshit can leap to the fray.  better well than hell who wishes to be ill or in lesser health?  t’was spelled out and i sent home… oh you can imagin that the cruelest of fates deny me that twas spelled out and i sent to A home… remember i work in just that, a retirement home.  it’s….temporary?

   

  hate to say it but it tits up pine box or you are leaving without jesus’ proof you’ve regressed not in attituude alone 30 years.  

   

  and there you have it what was cajouled out of the creative writers today.

   

  my example haiku is

  burn learn, return dust.

   

  burned, the shelf returned – that pressed-dust disappointment,ilive and I learn.

   

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  pleasse feel free to unlock the haikuian warrior arisristocrate in your soul or pass time with your elderly.

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