I've lived here two weeks at the new home I've edged half the  yard,done various projects inside. shelf for kitchen purchase and cords plugs  wire chasing to make a useful videogame area although with out a remote people find the set up far too challenging to use for movies it also plays. apparently I don't want to turn on a light- fuck the light I'm blind so it's seven button two rca jack fie cords all need to be in used plus to buttons on the videogame deck and 8 on the controller far too challenging to use without pictures and such hmf. lazy sighted people.

hahaha I'm trying really hard to wait til there is not just progress but significan acheivement worth crowing about. this place needs digging out- once dug out all the tools will magically show up to do the work. I live backwards to most people actually so pardon me if the incorrect slur of chinese labour  is used as most know doing things the most laborious way like thats any sin but the slur is somehow people who work are sinners- jerks but yes, this place is lots of projects and expensive runs to the dump/recycling yards befor it looks worth showing publically.     I expect the work will take into september  thus don't expect anything til fall which is sad I would love to care about my home now and share it but I know better til it's largely done and I'm don'e venting about how it got done - and still show something of results it's justbetter off a secret.  a secret hopefully not forever shame .  I don't feel ashamed but tick tock to get years of waste turned back around.

golden corral was the emergency option for mothers day:  it was a seventy person line to get in the door and a 20 minute wait not too bad actually very good stuff.

I got two plates versus the half a cup of soup I should have with diabetes.  all holiday outtings always find me sugar un ready for them and you get precisely one 3/4 full fist of food that's the correct volume of food. two small dinner plates should be 3 fists of food I believe so in a way I over ate like anyone else.

I got  mostly kid's bar? popcorn shrimp golden fried shrimp, turnip greens , fried filet fish, rottissery chicken burnt damn them, a piece of steak grissle city! yum none the same, taco nachos of beens easy cauldron chese and chips which when very good with the steamed rice and orange chicken...green beens and I think I snaked a bit of fried bloomer onion in there too, the tea unsweetened an four people 3 drinks one being senior was 75

I'm enjoying the  last half of my 30 of beer coors extra gold tomorrow barring rain is sanding day.  the washer mysteriously works, I have laundry to do, I have about 60 bucks til the end of the month I think. I have done rather well on my hoped for budget of money to projects done lil more work and voila  I'll be out of money but in will nicer home.  I don't fear poorness but I want it to hit with a bit of satisfaction and achievement.    why pay well to be broke and dileased :D lol

if  you wann see private but current pictures to see how I shine something up I have a copy of whats on file - I shine up a bit.  it's 12 I'm 37 grey sweater jeans and I'm still the largest frame of the family but i weigh the least. lol

lets beer.  my first beers were memorably that is;

sip: carling's black label;grandma?  having a mama's family moment  not the show but a bit of that old comedy stylingsYT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjNTk0IQutQ

first omg what the fuck is this shit beer sip;

Miller Genuine Rat piss in can/bottle. ick.  shut up I like the stuff or at least dn't mind it now but ew did I avoid it like plague :D well into my thirties.  impressions are stronge in this one

first beer of my own?

coor's banquet beer.

okay the labels arent to period, please feel free to bitch I'm not being historically accurate :)  but I'll clue you in on something nifty, I was so jazzed when I found  A COMPANY that did this neato color/temp ink and super spy neat security ink

http://www.ctiinks.com/ 

I got by being a big fat liar of a bogus business a free half pint of cool  glow in the dark ink I donated it to my college art department before it went bad.   but back to beer.

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so you see that's the beer but here are some notions to why it's what it is-

in rooms of this age  with glasses of beer far less glassy than this

more like

this isthe stuff of a first sip legend.  lemme tell ya it weren't necesarily pretty but it did the job and I remember.  may you now find all the horror 70's cafeteria pictures  I suggest silkwook, outland, wonder bread 64th/broadway denver heheheh get to it :D  or

step into the way way back machine and be honest- it wasn't the same x long ago :D

for instance;

There were movies about beer.

strange brew - yeah eh, a movie about beer,

pot was represented many a time too: yes marijuanna you doink

The History of the world part one with it's monster joint-

cheech and chong movies- cheech went disney ecause he could chong 's long gone quieter.

back to beer movies nah, harold and kumar went to white castle..bastards! I want some. oh hop aboard the pineapple express..

now back to beer-: hamm's

it's not of my time I swear it tastes like a beer from the seventies' original "blues brothers" movie at bob's country bunker. where they served beer and play country and western you know both kinds of music.  bj and the beer... wait bear were yet to hit the screens across town but jerry reed playing the snowman..coke lover? gure burt reynold in the trans mother fucking am dogging jackie gleeson...the scum bum, and awww east bound and down I'm sorry you wrote a song you shouldn't of so  we'll sing forever in honor of that "when your hot youre hot and ...when youre not your not."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBeBQJHhIj4

yes you have to read listen and suffer.

you won't understand the feel without the pain or dancing in yyour underwear mmmm hoping no one will ever you see you oh god no pictures.

okay, I'm being bad so dang me. yep, roger miller.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaqSKpCm8os

awww, I'll be in the middle of my ring of fire, nah I'll HANG MY HEAD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cvMy5tATjM&feature=fvst

well anyways, as I write this on vodka sodas. not beer, I'm not outside edging or otherwise yard working, no beer so lets talk about it.

okay back to the subject:

herman joseph's beer, now know as as herman joseph's private reserve.  if you'll ever suffer a coor's please try this.  why, it's a good beer far more bitter than a typical piss water in a can or rocky mountain pisswater.

latino's still by budweiser products because bill coors was anti immigrant when the latino weren't 1/3 this nation. 

hell I laughed when in the early 80's I saw a wall of photo's all obviously lifted from newspapers wherein the  wheel chairs fought the ada battle to get every buss wheelchair equipped.  grass roots politics.. yes there is a point- east bound and down- coors was cool once for WHITE people. or anyone who couldn't get it past the mississippi eastwards. because once coors wasn't national.  vw micro busses traveled to boulder and smoked the pot and loaded the bus up with cases of coors.  yes just like in smokey in the bandit movies.  now national coors isn't cool--- it's not the silver bullet it's still good with mexican food trust me it kicks the shit out of butt wipe....bud light.  butt wiper budweiser.s ling it into a trashcan beer

dear dad one night mad at the world stepped from the house to the van and proceeded no secret but at least  not in the house to a six pack of budweiser the guy who still worked for coors breweries not mmc. coors.  why- coors didn't ship to 'nam I didn't then understand.  I just hated the competition like a good boy.

although I will say in the mmc age,I like the coor's batch 19 pre-prohibition beer, lord beer used to be very much more hoppy than the pisswater we legitmately got. don't look for anything cool like batch 19 it's just not finda le in colorado that I've seen

I got my free sample  one and two of 3 on tour of coor's golden co.

herman joseph's was originally only in 40's 40 oz. bottles glass white/clear. now this is the modern day equivalent.  batch 19.  you can get hj's in town often damn fine beer similar to the tang of mgd not that such matters anymore. it's now still about the name. the label.  labels aren't but paper and that name makes the different

yes, go get shit hammered in golden colorado, stop at woody's wood fired pizza for a slad bar and all you can eat pizza buffet and walk to coor's breweries golden- the largest  single brewery in the usa a tually - and get your free tour the gay free tour where you can't even get 7 choices maybe because you ain't a VIP. 

labels. :D

you wanna know the label I remember the most my entire life?

no other name my entire life stands out for beer more period.

stroh's

I haven't any clue what it taste's like.

what's my legitimate favorite beers of the last five years?

full sail: session's Green.

moosehead

oldstyle - heilman's

murphy's irish stout

5-10years?

american beer- pittsburg made fuck you dallas

to be honest  my favorite thing wasn't beer pre 2004, but jim beam rye & coke.

pre 2002? bit of a blur, my knickname was "slosh"  Ifirmly believe "greyhounds" the drink are far better than the fucking bus.  grapefruit juice and gin.... ocean spray  yellow gf. not girlfriend you wont get one fucking drunk you smell bad, but grapefruit juice, and bombay saphire which kicks the shit out of any gin anywhere then.  caprock gin now is wow if you care and live in the mid west region of past the mississippi. 

was I a fall downer? did i deserve diabetes?  I was fat and drank.  big surprise.  you decide the current labels of life say I deserved everything I got.  I hated the knickname as I drank less than anyone by consumption in those times but so go knicknames damn you to look better yourself.  but yes I blurred a few nights .  only 2 nights I don't remember one on film first and only lights out but I was on film home and the other I wake 12 hours later and still spinning after 2 so um kidney function was toast which I knew they said it was going but that's what they doo! lol and gave the bottle of fine margarita making to mom... no more oak aged jose cuervo, gran gala,mr and mrs t's green margarita mix salt limes bye bye. trust me no other margarita comes close that shit's off the fucking chain only 1800 anejo and the gran gala is even sorta close.

now qhile I get a refill, what's your' ideas on beer labels? or labels in general?