I’ve failed to make this for 25 years but in “coor’s: a taste of the west” 2nd edition, there’s a vinegar pie recipe/photo-  and of course recipe.  I’ve failed to make it even though I know how to make a fruit vinegar that reminds me of blueberry pie it’s so blueberryie.  I’m thinking as a key lime pie is as my no bake recipe template goes, lime juice…acid? why not vinegar’s acid versus cictrus? or a blue berry vinegar pie..no bake style   cheese cake for a fluffy texture vanilla for taste  sweetened condensed milk aerosol cream to lighten that brick of taste and fill a graham cracker shell and refrigerate to set. slice  dessert.

 

sweet bread accent- yes, I went to a denny’s and enjoyed a food item oh god lack of sophisticated tastes going to hell- but pancake bites- imagine a hushpuppy not of spiced cornbread batter but of pancake bater.  mmmm maple syrup.  to honour @heart_beep , I’m thinking this is a perfect leggo my eggo waffle ettiquette moment to make the pancake bites ahead cool slather in wont melt butter and drizzle syrup over  talk about a brass monkey required! (imagine cannon balls stackes iron atop a brass monkey and thus when the temperature changed swiftly getting too cold0 the brass would shrink faster than the iron and thus all the balls would roll. hmn, I think I just like the idea of like stacks of cannon ball pancake bites with dabs of cold buter and syrup too.

 

I’m orginally michigan made and my family tastes are such that I love green beens from the very tin.  but my cousin’s birthday is near this time of bbq she likes bar foo. so vegetables. a crock of if it’s to be michigan- the green beans and bacon  cook til you’d be hardpressed to call the green beans green.

 

I’ve been meaning to try out a novel idea- I made shrimp boil to innagurate my home and I’m doing so with demonstrated pride again so why not take shrimp and potatoes and slice and dice them into a potato salad? I mean just add mayonaise!

 

meats.. well how’s about this new neighbor likes applewood smoked bbq, why not- chicken burgers of a bit of aplesauce and cinnamon with a smoked cooking?  since barfood this approximates um now doubt that’s suffice as meat- so wine  as in cabernet soak buffalo burers with a deep yumminess?

 

thats a working budget idea of wich to work from- that’s my ideas on food at god knows am and whiske’d coffes.  anyone else got any ideas?

 

 

Am I a good cook, sure, if you’re generous.  am I capable within what I know how to help you via my dirction achieve something I want? yes.   therefor , if you like what I do, I’m a good, if you don’t it’s ovvious I can still acheive something in that vein so bad but still none the same am. therefore what we argue the laels for is process.  sometimes I get  cheers for mine execution of process most often I’d…well I’m grateful I get a living to be me.

 

now it’s perhaps a joke I do things to be a show off like make a delightful pie with a fork and a bowl so you can’t tell me you don’t have the right tools.  often I don’t either. but I like food too it’s how I share my wows with you. so

bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich.

a BLT

you’ll need:

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okay roughly 1/3 pound of bancon or 5-6 slices is all you can cook per round. sorry this is NOT a male sandwich of six slices per sandwich. or more, but anyways if you’ve not a pig in male form this is 2 people’s food.

toast bread optionally-

 since I ran out of mayonaise I had to use yucki ranch in it’s place. it ain’t THATyucky or I’d not be talking here ;( ranch  in a layer cross toast. or bread.  lettuce green points left and right so flip some , bacon, tomato slice seasoned with seasoning salt and pepper then a dash of french dressing. bread slice  because there’s just nothing tastier than just your size.

this is about 10 minutes of lightwork  nuke and toast bathroom break or smoke break but wash hands, please,  you’ve got sandwich. 

mmmmmm. bacon!   nummmy nummy bacon.

 

 

 

 

   the following is a work weeks worth of labor hours.   I got some done some I feel I should have bothered lol but such is the process of digging out a house left to it .  yes 40 hours, 18 days.   2 hours a day pretty much if I worked that way. 12 of it was last afternoon.   here’s the goals.

get the deck sanded and stained along with the porch railing cap.

edge the front and side yard

 

I haven’t manged the deck yet so tough no picture.

  

  

   

there if you can see that this meant a pair of hads and a stick or an ordouvres fork a mini rake a busted broom  snow shovel or in essences all the wrong toos- now that fork bottom…man that makes me think of fat bottom girls by queen and if very much shouldn’t…  the fork bottom  is the only thing that makes any edge you see literally but I don’t feel like edging with a fork the whole house I just want to be able to find the yard I’ve acheived that  funny how it looks like I achieved only a few inches and made mmore of a mess than I helped with but such is yardwork- 

 now all the shit trees growing into the fenceor under a certain annoying height go this should in theory leave me a back side yard that with some rocks and defined planters will be a good zen rock garden..  place to sit see the bird have a tea in the shade. hope that gets done this year maybe .    

the next month is clean the junk fence out   fix the busted stringer hanger of my steps finish sanding and staining patch front porch cracks and paint the thing why there viney things that might like it when it gets hosed off every couple months.  this make a prette out fron in the shade for and ced tea and sex… oh haha kidding but chasing some might happen there.

then it comes done to the thing one must understand grapple and win at- getting landlord to cover materials  – tools  are a bonus if  big rentals he likes the work to his place he gets.     thus I have or expect to have  three area of  note- a traditional backyard with deck/lil garden , a formal rock gardenthat’s pretty but low maintainance, and a front porch- thus in a hourse of potentioally five bedrooms think this place needs space to find alone time

 

oh hey god love’s me it threatents to rain after I swept up! nice my sidewalk ‘ll look cclean but my alley to road is a clean gutter so yay I should look pretty   olive in a silver car is happy with the progress a neighbor   I can’t tell you how  much I chuckles hearing so many mowers around six last night I caused an impression hell froze over and many guys were outside the girls said hi but the guys didn’t hmn wonder why.. anyone?

I’ve just spent 12 hours for a half job edging my long side yard.  whoops, big bite.  hard to chew. now the problem here is many fold- I’m moving from an apartment and thus don’t own many tools and live on a fixed income so like mid month emergency purchases- um, “say no go” *hall and oats*  So, with an hors d’ouvres fork, a busted broom, a snow shovel, a spade, a set of “loppers” and a mini rake I’ve found the volume of a passenger car’s worth of brush/veggie matter and DIRT!  I got a lady drive by lookin’ nice but I found the endges of the driveway – there was 3 feet surface dust enough to grow sod.  the side walk was worse as it had 5 inces in  some spots tall  rise over the sidewalk and that’s a LOT of dirt spill over.  a lot. now compound this that I can’t see.  this means no I can not gauge edges and lines.  I’m sorry this is just isn’t a skill- believe me felt very sorry doing an archeological dig to find the sidewalk… so many hours in with many edges discovered, I could finally pull out the shovel.   in case you’re wondering the volume of dirt- the driveway  was 42 gallons of sod/dirt alone- no, I did NOT finish this in one go- but I did mark my piles and can shovel and sweep and lopper party  a car’s worth of shitty fucky you bastard elm shoots  tomorrow.  I mean I had half a sidewalk!- but cut the bastard back off the sidewalk and it’s all twigs so yet another raze to the ground job is in progress.  bthe arms are on fire to my elbows.  oh and another joy was seeing a fork bottom work  est part of the project was my brother having a coniption fit of how I chose to aproach no tols and it’s just gotta get done…  fork  works edger doesn’t.  hose no work bucket makes mud…stupid broke broom slow but effective.    well,  sleep is imparative. I ran out of light so tomorrow picture I have one before with the nice but improperly placed leavs wall,…edgelessness of that side – the I have a pile picture of the brush down- tomorrow youll see something called an adge.  I didn’t want the  leaves wall down but ther just wasn’t and hope of trimming  to not kill bicyclist heights… sad. even trash trees have a green beauty.   so yeah tomorrow the picture version of what the hell I’m talking about.

I’m about as paranoid as it gets without straight jacketmom’s day was fun as was the food and then monday monday and now tuesday. I ad  another gathering this time mainly the beer and fellowship kind.  I didn’t know about it – woke to a blue sky yay finally I can sand the deck to nope party and lessons in how to oerate a sander… I took both poorly. naughty me. 

for you see I can give a crap but don’t about a sander and gee I’m going to go through belts running it across the nail/screw heads up edge lol and wow I see lotsa sanding long time ug ug and  even stil the soup/goulash was good sis special, and I made a couple of blts as I wanted b acon I guess .

beer chosen was wild blue which is from the iritating store close as I felt ready to brawl showdown gimme a lame experience and I’m just never going to visit…assholes were deent but I hate that person too willing to help.   but wild blue

 

watch yourself- it’s blueberryie and good but also 8% abv. or a sneaky butt sitter downer.

harlemnights played again with next roommate soon to be staying over after a gig. I got two hours sleep. more sandpaper before my

I may make the ace hardware for more sand paper before bed maybe I can get another swath sanded too.

 

I’ve lived here two weeks at the new home I’ve edged half the  yard,done various projects inside. shelf for kitchen purchase and cords plugs  wire chasing to make a useful videogame area although with out a remote people find the set up far too challenging to use for movies it also plays. apparently I don’t want to turn on a light- fuck the light I’m blind so it’s seven button two rca jack fie cords all need to be in used plus to buttons on the videogame deck and 8 on the controller far too challenging to use without pictures and such hmf. lazy sighted people.

 

hahaha I’m trying really hard to wait til there is not just progress but significan acheivement worth crowing about. this place needs digging out- once dug out all the tools will magically show up to do the work. I live backwards to most people actually so pardon me if the incorrect slur of chinese labour  is used as most know doing things the most laborious way like thats any sin but the slur is somehow people who work are sinners- jerks but yes, this place is lots of projects and expensive runs to the dump/recycling yards befor it looks worth showing publically.     I expect the work will take into september  thus don’t expect anything til fall which is sad I would love to care about my home now and share it but I know better til it’s largely done and I’m don’e venting about how it got done – and still show something of results it’s justbetter off a secret.  a secret hopefully not forever shame .  I don’t feel ashamed but tick tock to get years of waste turned back around.

 

golden corral was the emergency option for mothers day:  it was a seventy person line to get in the door and a 20 minute wait not too bad actually very good stuff.

I got two plates versus the half a cup of soup I should have with diabetes.  all holiday outtings always find me sugar un ready for them and you get precisely one 3/4 full fist of food that’s the correct volume of food. two small dinner plates should be 3 fists of food I believe so in a way I over ate like anyone else.

 

I got  mostly kid’s bar? popcorn shrimp golden fried shrimp, turnip greens , fried filet fish, rottissery chicken burnt damn them, a piece of steak grissle city! yum none the same, taco nachos of beens easy cauldron chese and chips which when very good with the steamed rice and orange chicken…green beens and I think I snaked a bit of fried bloomer onion in there too, the tea unsweetened an four people 3 drinks one being senior was 75

 

I’m enjoying the  last half of my 30 of beer coors extra gold tomorrow barring rain is sanding day.  the washer mysteriously works, I have laundry to do, I have about 60 bucks til the end of the month I think. I have done rather well on my hoped for budget of money to projects done lil more work and voila  I’ll be out of money but in will nicer home.  I don’t fear poorness but I want it to hit with a bit of satisfaction and achievement.    why pay well to be broke and dileased lol

 

if  you wann see private but current pictures to see how I shine something up I have a copy of whats on file – I shine up a bit.  it’s 12 I’m 37 grey sweater jeans and I’m still the largest frame of the family but i weigh the least. lol

with a long cord I made shorter my list of things needin’ done.

harlem nights -  is the movie

the internet shelf is up funny I buy alllll the stuff- boy scout prepared and that and oh I have that. ug lol.

 if it wants to stop raining, I’ll sand the deck.

lets beer.  my first beers were memorably that is;

sip: carling’s black label;grandma?  having a mama’s family moment  not the show but a bit of that old comedy stylingsYT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjNTk0IQutQ

first omg what the fuck is this shit beer sip;

Miller Genuine Rat piss in can/bottle. ick.  shut up I like the stuff or at least dn’t mind it now but ew did I avoid it like plague well into my thirties.  impressions are stronge in this one

 

first beer of my own?

coor’s banquet beer.

okay the labels arent to period, please feel free to bitch I’m not being historically accurate   but I’ll clue you in on something nifty, I was so jazzed when I found  A COMPANY that did this neato color/temp ink and super spy neat security ink

http://www.ctiinks.com/ 

I got by being a big fat liar of a bogus business a free half pint of cool  glow in the dark ink I donated it to my college art department before it went bad.   but back to beer.

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so you see that’s the beer but here are some notions to why it’s what it is-

 

in rooms of this age  with glasses of beer far less glassy than this

more like

 

this isthe stuff of a first sip legend.  lemme tell ya it weren’t necesarily pretty but it did the job and I remember.  may you now find all the horror 70′s cafeteria pictures  I suggest silkwook, outland, wonder bread 64th/broadway denver heheheh get to it   or

 

step into the way way back machine and be honest- it wasn’t the same x long ago

for instance;

There were movies about beer.

strange brew – yeah eh, a movie about beer,

pot was represented many a time too: yes marijuanna you doink

The History of the world part one with it’s monster joint-

cheech and chong movies- cheech went disney ecause he could chong ‘s long gone quieter.

back to beer movies nah, harold and kumar went to white castle..bastards! I want some. oh hop aboard the pineapple express..

 

now back to beer-: hamm’s

it’s not of my time I swear it tastes like a beer from the seventies’ original “blues brothers” movie at bob’s country bunker. where they served beer and play country and western you know both kinds of music.  bj and the beer… wait bear were yet to hit the screens across town but jerry reed playing the snowman..coke lover? gure burt reynold in the trans mother fucking am dogging jackie gleeson…the scum bum, and awww east bound and down I’m sorry you wrote a song you shouldn’t of so  we’ll sing forever in honor of that “when your hot youre hot and …when youre not your not.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBeBQJHhIj4

 

yes you have to read listen and suffer.

 

you won’t understand the feel without the pain or dancing in yyour underwear mmmm hoping no one will ever you see you oh god no pictures.

okay, I’m being bad so dang me. yep, roger miller.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaqSKpCm8os

 

awww, I’ll be in the middle of my ring of fire, nah I’ll HANG MY HEAD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cvMy5tATjM&feature=fvst

 

well anyways, as I write this on vodka sodas. not beer, I’m not outside edging or otherwise yard working, no beer so lets talk about it.

 

okay back to the subject:

herman joseph’s beer, now know as as herman joseph’s private reserve.  if you’ll ever suffer a coor’s please try this.  why, it’s a good beer far more bitter than a typical piss water in a can or rocky mountain pisswater.

 

latino’s still by budweiser products because bill coors was anti immigrant when the latino weren’t 1/3 this nation. 

 

hell I laughed when in the early 80′s I saw a wall of photo’s all obviously lifted from newspapers wherein the  wheel chairs fought the ada battle to get every buss wheelchair equipped.  grass roots politics.. yes there is a point- east bound and down- coors was cool once for WHITE people. or anyone who couldn’t get it past the mississippi eastwards. because once coors wasn’t national.  vw micro busses traveled to boulder and smoked the pot and loaded the bus up with cases of coors.  yes just like in smokey in the bandit movies.  now national coors isn’t cool— it’s not the silver bullet it’s still good with mexican food trust me it kicks the shit out of butt wipe….bud light.  butt wiper budweiser.s ling it into a trashcan beer

 

dear dad one night mad at the world stepped from the house to the van and proceeded no secret but at least  not in the house to a six pack of budweiser the guy who still worked for coors breweries not mmc. coors.  why- coors didn’t ship to ‘nam I didn’t then understand.  I just hated the competition like a good boy.

although I will say in the mmc age,I like the coor’s batch 19 pre-prohibition beer, lord beer used to be very much more hoppy than the pisswater we legitmately got. don’t look for anything cool like batch 19 it’s just not finda le in colorado that I’ve seen

I got my free sample  one and two of 3 on tour of coor’s golden co.

herman joseph’s was originally only in 40′s 40 oz. bottles glass white/clear. now this is the modern day equivalent.  batch 19.  you can get hj’s in town often damn fine beer similar to the tang of mgd not that such matters anymore. it’s now still about the name. the label.  labels aren’t but paper and that name makes the different

 

yes, go get shit hammered in golden colorado, stop at woody’s wood fired pizza for a slad bar and all you can eat pizza buffet and walk to coor’s breweries golden- the largest  single brewery in the usa a tually – and get your free tour the gay free tour where you can’t even get 7 choices maybe because you ain’t a VIP. 

 

labels.

you wanna know the label I remember the most my entire life?

 

 

no other name my entire life stands out for beer more period.

stroh’s

I haven’t any clue what it taste’s like.

 

what’s my legitimate favorite beers of the last five years?

full sail: session’s Green.

moosehead

oldstyle – heilman’s

murphy’s irish stout

5-10years?

american beer- pittsburg made fuck you dallas

 

to be honest  my favorite thing wasn’t beer pre 2004, but jim beam rye & coke.

 

pre 2002? bit of a blur, my knickname was “slosh”  Ifirmly believe “greyhounds” the drink are far better than the fucking bus.  grapefruit juice and gin…. ocean spray  yellow gf. not girlfriend you wont get one fucking drunk you smell bad, but grapefruit juice, and bombay saphire which kicks the shit out of any gin anywhere then.  caprock gin now is wow if you care and live in the mid west region of past the mississippi. 

was I a fall downer? did i deserve diabetes?  I was fat and drank.  big surprise.  you decide the current labels of life say I deserved everything I got.  I hated the knickname as I drank less than anyone by consumption in those times but so go knicknames damn you to look better yourself.  but yes I blurred a few nights .  only 2 nights I don’t remember one on film first and only lights out but I was on film home and the other I wake 12 hours later and still spinning after 2 so um kidney function was toast which I knew they said it was going but that’s what they doo! lol and gave the bottle of fine margarita making to mom… no more oak aged jose cuervo, gran gala,mr and mrs t’s green margarita mix salt limes bye bye. trust me no other margarita comes close that shit’s off the fucking chain only 1800 anejo and the gran gala is even sorta close.

 

now qhile I get a refill, what’s your’ ideas on beer labels? or labels in general?

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green chili cheese fries.

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beer dogs.

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chips and dip.

salad.

ice cream sodas.

  beer.

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this is what was my day during public hours, I edged more of my yard- th last 150 feet are left.   I had a lil bit of help.  I made dinner for 8.  you can see above what’s above .  yes, beer, do you think I’m doing yard without beer?  I suckered as is per usual, someone to help with dinner I expect an itemized bill- but lemme tell you I’m very arm twisty with eer and left over death caloric lime pie.     the kids played pacman- I tried, I got to the second level oh god head hung down in shame boooo!

I’ve convert another few to the colorado way of chili cheese fries..green chili.  you’ll cook an entire bag of fries on a huge pizza pan for me about 16inches I believe I never measured, crisp it goes soggy instantly   foil lining helps. I never fully coat everything in chili and cheese why? some fries are still crisp.  mmmm cheeese and chilli mmmmm

 

fry the dogs rolling them  in the pan best you can allll the way around.  pour beer in turn heat down.  why it’ll bbble and thus hold hot food for about 30 minutes or more.  the magic is the sorta burnt exterior and the massive mmm  late and made a strawberry somethingbeer only lil girl didn’t dig it but lil boy brother did, mom and dog are star struck some mmmm.

 

here’s two hot dogs oh hahahahaha lil boy to his credit made it through two. shit I cant.

 

I don’t think I’ll ever get sick of hearing “I’m so stuffed.”

 

I went and decided to sleep and thus missed my doctors appointment make nachos- I knew I had slopy joe leftovers so I used that meat to make italian nachos awww.  I got up and returned the communicatin with artist guy and? got a trip to the hil.. blackhawk  or central citycolorado the close to denver mountain gambling towns. I didn’t win save your breath boo I know yeah for for corporate profits … I got the 5.99 special prime rib medium which was more like medium rare but I said go ahead and bpick which reduces chases of someone fucking up an order … backed potato dinner rol and veg which was peas and corn.  it was dashed with a1 which didn’t mix which is the first time ever I’ve failed with beef and  the right condiment… the au jus  was the right choice.     I had water as I was curious to save a penny or two for gambling.  I returned for a stop by independant records – sis wanted something secret – artist guy driving got a “mowhawk ring cool pendant and earings- – I got 1 bucks worth of twist-a-knobber candy.

 

yes, dull droll but I came home to make nachos.  I knew I had sloppy joe leftovers- so I thought ITALIAN nachos.  I’m sure I made a better batch than what I remember  of Old Chicago.  I still did not adore them boo.

 

now I’m not talking a traditional google it mohawk ring.  I’m talking about a 1-5 degress squiggly keyring type metal bunched up to be a ring  with a strip of paste stones down the middle…various rainbow colors.  vary purdy..