Talking SMACK!:

• St Pauli Girl is soooo Nasty that you can taste the Gonorrhea with the first kiss!
• If it’s a choice between Corona and being sober, I choose Sobriety! 

Smacked Lips:

Alheira

Alheira is a traditional sausage made of bread and meat that is of Portugal.  It traditionally was made to pull a fast one on those who said convert or die! supposedly wherein Jews who don’t traditionally eat meat via religious observance made a sausage to resemble the look of pork sausage and for a long time this allowed a secret practice of faith in the face of “convert or die!”  Nowadays the secret’s out and porks back in but you can! make or travel to portugal and have a fine chicken sausage.  more on that with a recipe:

http://nungkysman.wordpress.com/2006/08/02/alheiras-porkless-sausage-from-portugal/

 

courtesy of @aloysius_son ‘s http://aloysius-son.xanga.com/763797386/to-tell-the-truth/ lil game and lame tag those You policy as in figure out your choice and ethics… grumble… here’s my 2nd truth and lies guess  if you know  me post.

last time it was 2 for one truth and lies wherein @ peacenow  won and hope she stil see the color’s me in a close tie breaker again a shoe fella who through or via him I found my internet vitals posted al acros the net after voting for his stories. I’ma not a terrorist with the possible exception to insect life.  @divajyoti in her previous incarnations didn’t hurt me for selecting just GRAPEly with the boobie prize.

I would appreciate no one spreading my internet information around just tell me to f=off and write a nice ditty about why you think I may be something less than appetizing.

this said, this is 2-for-1 lies to truths!  2 lies  one truth that mans 3 truths   Guess which are true and you may win- in cases of ties I warn you this years criterion is not how feminine or pretty I think you are but how likely I think you are to send me mail… yes, that’s right boys can win but are still classically disadvantaged as no guy likes waiting in line at the post office for some crappy gift he never wanted anyways.

1. I have fluctuated over 60 lbs in weight my adult life
2. I can sing some
3. Liver rocks mmmm
4. My favorite author is neil barret jr
5. My first grade adjusted iq. is 145 I still test the same 30 later.
6. I own a dog
7. I’m a horrible lawbreaker
8. I pilot airplanes
9. I love pickles and ice cream but not together.

have patience if you want anything out of me.

 answers/winners

as i have 9 offerings and six are lies we’re playing this game called spot the truth. or at least i thought we were

the answers of the questions are

1 i’ve fluctuated in weight over sixty pounds my adult life:  this is true.  i left highschool at 218 got as high as 236.5 …sore knees don’t recommend- mostly stayed at 218 then in the 200′s the 200′s then plummeted to 175.5 in hospital for 816mg/dl sugars. i’ve one caviot to add, at 2– i was finally shrimp enough that i got held up at gunpoint right outside my front gate.  yes, weight matters it’s all in a look.

2 I can sing…are you kidding? I know what perfect pitch is thanks to years enough of playing violin poorly jack benny proficient would have been a total step up. *he actually could play well enough to make a not elite but a symphony)  I however am loud enough but can not hear me. so consequently all the vocal modulations in the world don’t matter a damn unless your calllling for dog howl.. I can not! sing.

3. liver rocks mmmmm?  BLICK! this is false- I’m weird enough that i like the SMELL of liver but pretty much wretch on taste don’t bother i can not eat  cow chicken turkey duck antelop bison elk deer who cares keep the liver to yourself@  oh and cod liver oil is gross to but a fine source of vitamins.

4 my favorite author is most certainly NOT neil barret jr. his is the one and only book i was so pissed i spent money on that i burnt.  ”dawn’s uncertain light” I’m sure there are copies still available.

5 I’m a tested professionally genius since first grade and still to the best of my moments test about the same.  I a. truly doesn’t matter much as it’s far too subjective please understand that first but the answer is true. however I can have brain dead moments and test poorly.

6 it is false i do not own a dog. I haven’t sought a pet of my own this lifetime although I have registered pets as mine  as I means tested for discount care for them- which if you followed the schedules? turned out in some realities one of them realities mine to cost more than cash care.

7. false. i haven’t gotten a ticket knock on wood in over 23 years.

 

*. I haven’t so much as piloted a remote control airplain  never really played and fascimile long of computer / video games where in the poit was to practice flying long enough to remember them and the fact I’m blind and currently am not visiting any pilots means i’ve not operated an airplain and not expecting to anytime soon.

 

9. i do indeed trully love pickles and ice cream but again not together .  I like the old peter piper whol dills in the plastic with the juices, i like the claussens I don’t ador sweet pickles as much I love dill relish I  I just know someones going to entendre this like a hot pickle…dill with chili peppers thanks har har har. my favorit ice cream is pistachio, not pistachio almond pistachio, butter pecan’s nice kroger’s old death by chocolate with truffles, reg choc neopolitan at grandmom’s house, etc etc  my least favorite flavor to date is no, not seal icecream but mint choc. i like thin mints but am just not a fan of mint choc.. dough is second

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the winners if i’m to be anything near fair to logic are:  @peacenow lol who won the last installment of this game too…brat.  @peridot21 and @godfatherofgreenbay are deemed for the boobie prize tie: why – one could arugue that dot did answer on one truth wrong thus might be said to get 2 out of 3 right for her efforts… but i never got away with that logic in any school so i’ll poo pooingly honor my teachings..but hey you get something out of the deal.  gfob’b was a good insert lame cheap shot at his religion here… sorta soul and got 3 lies correct but didn’t pick out a single truth I grew up jw  and there fore you owe me a humorous slant like hey jw’s aren’t supposed to take blood transfusions why with you insulin made from human blood grown in the bcteria of feces fed the right sugar diet are you still here? non believer one two striuck gold three dominoes fall? no, not a jw just grew up one….for some strange reason not planning on choosing the truth of death now …but you’ll come up with something and i hope its a smile.

I ve offered prizes. therefore you’ll need to send address where you wish said mailed or say thanks no thanks on thepunishment mail  :D game is declared over 3 played 3 won I’m sorta nice.

four people today said present or not that kfc is prefered to fried chicken so fresh you have to wait for it to cool enough to be handed you.  there is no accounting for taste. :X

I’m odd, I just have thus sneaking suspicion.  I do not integrate well yet I am fairly memorable.  here are example:

• I was born blind (legally) and then got diabetes…to be honest, it is sadly far more common this is achieved the other way around.
• The healthier I eat, lets talk ensure, slim fast, multi vitamin consumption all three essentially being the same concept different executions- so far has done more to alte  destroy my ability to maintain a vitamin D count in normal ranges and also show increases in my cholesterol  A previous case of good behaviour was trying to eat normal scheduled better portioned meals- this instead of a beer or a cookie or quick grazing had me in hospital near death in six months…no joke icu usually means near death.  - of course there is someone that can poke holes in this joke and I’m one of them but shhh it. shh! it’s funnier this way…and sorta true. 
• I like ketchup on my macaroni cheese- I’m told this isn’t just weird it’s sacrilege and or….insert word…  .
• I like fruit juice in milk.  okay that isn’t too weird as long as I’m talking that italian soda combination bubbled up with…soda *seltzer)
• Smarter one’s can sense factors in this & unravel the joke – I’m about the smartest guy who couldn’t finish school scholastically (college.) – I had 2 chances reasonably assured to financially affording it completely and I’m just ..in need of more fish than I can consume. (again not that i.q. testing is entirely relevant, but I am a tested genius.

 

 

 

 

 

why are you always preparing? just GO.  duh because with out preparations I go without.  dog sitting is coming up this weekend.  

bacon sandwiches.

steak flatbread sandwich

potato pancakes

five cheese manicotti- lean cuisine

muffins

pretzel for snack

diet soda.

 

that out do me for two days nicely and be lazy prep.

 

do you ever plan on easier days? 

art deco and the jazz age 1920′s  the roaring 20′s  here’s a chances to channel back in time with me if this works to see if I can’t sophisticate some too,  because no matter how I try – this will not no no sound simple dimple redneck  fuel for picnic.  a blue berry champagne cocktail.

 

a love over gold.

song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyEEOxDTCRM

 and duh I have to ake use of it and I skipped the blueberry coke this evening so I can have something  out of the ordinary for my homecoming mid month.  @sleekpeek once told me of a blueberry I forget and remembering the blue berries…. well @chrissy_licious likes herself some champagne…and I her…

why blue berries? well I bought a bottle of blueberry vodka instead of black cherry rum because I have blueberries for blueberry vinegar for vinegar pie similar to the key lime no bake you’ve heard of earlier  but with a toes testing waters exploration …;)   I  think you newbies to my lil words worlds may not know I  have been waiting 25 years to make vinegar pie but that I know how to make a fabulous vinegar of the fruits. blueberry pie vinegar  mmmm.

 now Casablanca ’42 warnerbros. bogart, bergman, henreid shows us the art of being seen  with it’s seating’s first order of two cointreaux’s – a silver/blanco/ ofange liqueur that you may enjoy immensely – later with with berger from the norweigan underground lazlo orders a champagne cocktail to look over a ring..style… champagne to look over a ring? shit.   anyways ….

 

 the best idea of coloring

although chrissy suggests a martini glass

 

a champagne cocktail idea.

 

shot fris? blueberry codka

glass worth of champagne/spumante/sparkling wine. (187 ml)

splash creme de violetes

 

 

hmn m current disconnect is I ‘m missing a pucker notre.  just a blood orange or dekuyper  pucker? if so  which?

 

hmn…. you can help if’n you want.

so you’ve an idea wher the  color comes from,

 

however you’ll have a decidedly hinted floral tone.   this is not the usual redneck ;) string tie time

well mixologists?

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I awoke to try a belt of the blue berry… don’t criticize my diet too much please it isn’t an everday occuracance and it was after “5pm”  never you mind I know ful well breakfast spirits is a no no.  but the exploration in play here is what it is.

holy god damn that stuff is puckery!

yes fris blueberry 0.what a savings.  yeah yeah. I was allowed to shop this time so I actually toured the store- nope, I was not piss at their offerings but they didn’t have gran gala, they were out of jose cuervo black and gave me the business of it’s not made anymore…it not even on sale down the street but shhh, nevermind  trade’s trade and I can live with a well meant lie- so can you . 

fries with the to dots atop the i is still an absolute group bargain point to the market. 0.00 @850ml which for you goons of the math is 50 ml’s is a shoter not a shot 44ml is a shot and yes that’s the market point and that …clunk clunk the washer is dying shh. life goes on.   damn it.

now it’s dry as dry gets meaning no sweet so I can easily  add this to a brute *another term for dry) champagne and get a guality base but here’s a lesson in what things are chimistry-wise

you have in the case of fruits

an acid and an acid attached to an aoil. the oil having hin it the magic of an acid attached to an oil or an ester.  this is what you taste. acid acidified alcohol sugars voila puckery fruits…in this case of fruit . that’s chemistry.

so I have an esterified alcohol.

 it’s dry as dirt in a desert.

 

champagne

now to sweeten it up because don’t you argue with me now, sweet makes headachy hangover and girls drop their drawers. guys have a science to this and let’s not argue results.

 

so my base looks like puckery fris blueberry with champagne brute. on sale at the discount liquors which I was at soooo long they started up the village people’s  macho man and all the girls showed up to disco liqours yeah yeah corny lines but one responded and they made money.  don’t argue with what sells.

 

six buck for  a r pack of single serve bottles cook’s brute.  yes I know its ..”inexpensive”… swill. shh I like barefoot moscoto and likely am working with that for final product- but  single serves do save the bubbles and that’s a campagne issue campaign champagne yeah yeah gn words hero.

 

so now.

dekuyper as mentioned aove has a raspverry pucker – so I can muddle the berries blue and rasp.  but I do not need too.

 

next I need a sugared point and an acid to brighten the drink to drop her drawers.

I think pom wonderful is my answer blueberry pomegranate being the specific answer. it’s good for you if I didn’t add the booze element and tasty. 

pom wonderful  blu berry pomegranage is in the supermarkets’s fruits by the fresh letucces/ deli gourmet area and look like this

 this is 4-7 bucks a bottle depending on where you shop therabouts if not 8- but let’s get real8 is not 50 -60 a quart of creme de violettes!  cuss me I’m cheap. and I need color preferably red  for love over gold which is cash with bubbles but I want and you all knew this a pigeon’s bllod purplier red   you are all my pigeons you birds.

 

I want you all and shut the hell up I know you’re all taken oh heartache.

 

now

this with a blod orange garish and bit of a squeen is where I’m allowed by law to add sugar  I need some or you cant taste the fruitty elements.

I think i have an outline of a drink now

oh

 

a blood orange

 now imagine mr bar skillz with a thicke wedge of this as a garish in the shape of a heart?

 

 

 

happy male times

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3/4 cup coffee sugar and milk fris blueberry vodka-

again, shhh it on my alcoholic holiday. it’s good but the pepperoni gave me gas.

:S

 

In honour of my day getting cracked, I offer you the latest culinary idea.  strawberries with pink peppercorns.  yes, redneck to reunion isle.  ozarks over and off half a world or more away combine to make a delightful idea today.

the project is pancakes-and I will get to them as my hunger for pancakes overrides my smooshied thumb after walking into a cupboard door after discvoery I lost a good chunk of change at the stor after the already ouchie of the ticket…temper temper but I crack too. so 

 

cracked pink pepper, I have to use a coffee grinder thogh as um on hand tool use ain’t a skill, someone very smart about the jokes best clam it.  sliced strawberries and the chunked up bits for batter, flour water sugar baking powder milk not water  and a dash of salt.

 

oh and for the record I have my final roommate moving in so my lost is not catastrophic save to my beer budget and thumb. so never you feer. I get lucky enough. 

 

other ideas in clude fennel steak with mustard greens

shortrib

smoked brisket

maple chicken wings

shredded beef and  french onion soup.

 

 = anyone gonna help innagurate my home?

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I reviewed after incident all my stuff this morning like I always do- and I lost nothing just forgot I paid my loan like a good boy. I’m officially old, I’ve had an incident where I forgot something and cussed my luck and the world….for nothing. shit.  go aheadand laugh the genius begins to rust