Month: July 2012

  • poetic?

    I’m drinking the 3rd can of diet coke with silver/dark rums on hand.  upon my screne is the last days quote within the bible where in the last days, men will be lovers of themselves -appearing godly yet missing the point.  love is the point of the gospels so gee I wonder what they missed? loving others… I love you man!  but maybe that’s the rum talking.

     

    I have in front of me most recently a search for a picnic joy of a story for my long distance love affair.  to make her feel loved even if I already opened my mouth to ruin it.  chicken…hmn, yams, cinnamon, pineapple brown sugar, a potatoe type salad for the sweeter hawaiian dinner roll- I know in my heart i didn’t waste 3 dollars I had to know that existed in my life for a reason.

     

    the television is 3 feet big or a 42 inch type wide screen and is courtesy of the new lady roommate.  she’s off trying to maximize her life when all I can think of is how nice it is to enjoy diet coke again.  to enjoy someone who likes what I like.  it feels rather poetic I’ve a rum over a moment yet again lost.

     

     

    I posted my last moment when someone chatted me up and I made yep, a blog.  how sad.  I didn’t stay to try to follow her home.  I went home wondering whether past failures would call again.  she neglected her napkin.  the last napkin I left again was for another who disparaginly called it a love note – I fucking doubt my truth that I have offered out something of value being me. wooooow am I out cynacized?  I should go play sinastar and watch the almost over you by the sheena easton official vid and cry as she takes aim at a fine videogame turning it over to too much physics from a balcony fall.

     

    I read so much on explosives this last two days that i know the octa nitrocubane has a shockwave of 10,100 m/s and the escap velocity of this earth is 118k something m/s sorry you cant explode off the earth how rude no poetry just a hot tailpipe of gas.  lots of gass talk about taco bell to orbit. lox is required..be that jewish smoked salmon or actual liquid oxygen.

     

    I have read more than I should on carbides too- the reason the exist in our lives is mainly as many are refractory or able to withstand high heat without losing strength.  this means you can drop ‘em i water for the methanes or the acetylenes or something reactive and voila you’ve the very same bovine type fart into outer space. talk about bbbbbbbzzrrrt!  excuse me I’ll go to the moon. 

     

    and with this I point out the last human remonstration was that I not blow anything up.  you tell one person about the 4.5 gallons of household vinegar to neutralize  the acetylene boom boom of joy and all of a sudden I’m not a happy fire bug with a smart mouth I’m some kind of whackjob.

  • post apocraphylactic

    appocolypse meats erronious meat condom.

    appocraphylactic.

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    lately I’ve ran into quite a lot of links to diy post appocalypse tools.  -   one thing I never seem to run into is stuff that is keystone to any of these great ideas working.  you know how to scrounge this stuff up from scratch with a lil cobbling and voila super smarness and civilization again!  but nevermind minor details- lets consider these necessary things.

     

    faraday flashlight. – most of you have heard of thesethings and probably own one. I did til it was subjected to physic it failed to withstand.  why this tool?  duh, the dark is a scary place and night vision might be beyond our scroungings.

    shake shake shake, shake shake shake  shake your flash light.

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    calcium carbide. CaC2

    this stuff is for when you want to toast you hotdogs and all you have is a lake handy ;)   first- the reason for this major trade good is?  well duh, calcium carbamide is made at high temperature from calcium carbide and nitrogen gas- it is a fertilizer and  happy big plants are important to not scratch dirt to get robbed of a living.  but! this joy of living or fertilizer …or bs…I could be spouting bull of the sha poo poo…. is first like all things made by something know to be destructive… calcium carbide.     for you see, you need an electric arc furnace to make caC2 at least on any scale.    this mixes with water to make a milky white calcium hydroxide which is a alkaline similar to sodium hydroxide which is draino… powerfuly destructive :D   and more fun than this acetylene gas which combined with oxygen is something that burns quite quite hot.

    yes, for those of you who thought i enjoyed coal for christmas…welll?  I think you might be right but I’m very picky about my coal.

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    there, let ther be light….and the dark dark fires.

     

     

  • say it without saying it

              xxxx     xxxx

         xxx        x   xxxxxx

    xxx                           xxxxxx

    xxxxxx              xxxxxxxx

          xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

                  xxxxx

    deep vermillion

    passion’s fireworks ignite

    touching, hinting lust

    pressing together

    innocently – well, maybe

    doubt that’s the thought thunk

    tasting desire

    watch for the smile or cringe

    hold passion’s putty

    embraced or freeform

    a peck liplock or a smooch

    which would we prefer

    remember the scene?

    ahh how it just comes alive

    quarters in! REPEAT

     

    anyways if you can guess what I refer to in stacked haiku then I win @ampbreia‘s lil challenge to say it without saying it. conjur the kiss.

     

     

     

     

  • Pie-EYED

    yes in the series of jello type no bake pies, this is the latest.

    so, in order: in a bowl; sweetened condensed milk, cheese cake and coconut cream instant pie pudding/pie fillings, half the toasted coconut, stir, half a can of  whipped cream – fold or mix as gently but thuroughly as you can- pour into  pie shell, top with other half of toasted coconut and  optionally marischino cherries whip cream for those who want more. and let set for about an hour or two in the fridge.

    then get Pie-EYED! ;)

  • spot the GFOB!

    Spot the Godfather of Green Bay in this Tribute to STYLE so uniquely him.

    (links, LUKEWARM or otherwise)

    http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/22107

    where else can we begin to see that it isn’t our words so much as it is us that sells

    http://www.webmetronome.com/

    we all march to a beat of our own drummer…hopefully this is us tone deaf or rhythmically impaired not withstanding.   – for those that don’t know, I try a good many poems writing to beat counts to improve my meter and not a god damned one has ever worked out to the meter it was writing too. :P

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4BmVZw5IYQ

    in the beginning there was music too.  BREAK IT DOWN! ;)

    http://www.govexec.com/federal-news/1998/12/the-myth-of-the-600-hammer/5271/

    hate begins with misundertanding.  the myth of the $600 hammer.  (:P for the record my walmart hammer cost $3.98 and is a Stanley- a trusted name in tools)

    http://chemistry.about.com/od/moleculescompounds/a/liquidnitrogen.htm

    okay, if you’re determined to make a go for the six hundred dollar hammer, grab some bananas and freeze them in THIS.

    http://silverlightgames.org/game/klotski/

    it’s time to get your POLISH on (again, I am anything but via heritages… but whatever.) but most of you people like to point out that I’m puzzling so… KLOTSKI!  *fucking figure it out already!!

    (warning, NOISE!…turn it down, oldtimers.)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYwtxN5E3u0&feature=related

    how long did it take you to figure out this is a JOKE?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-tk4bTxn64

    you should know ME by now, I said POLISH so, you get Klotski, polka and?  FOOOOOoooood  cabbage rolls, an Italian version?  what an ASS I am!

    http://www.litebriteonline.com/

    YES, fucking litebright!  you will LIKE it.  NOW.  unless you are too old, yes too old to begin the training.

    http://www.mokume-gane.com/uploads/TeapotTall.jpg

    like tea, bitches? *do NOT drink out of an ornamental tea pot!  you will not grow so big being of the brain pea sized.

    http://naldc.nal.usda.gov/download/12972/PDF

    of COURSE I’m going to ruin it by putting in a “STUDY” paper on how to make use of the worst word in home values ever…bentonite clay!  it is useful….just perhaps not so much in your long term geology of holding up your home.  can we say sand dune stablization? 

    http://www.google.com/search?q=size+of+shara&sourceid=ie7&rls=com.microsoft:en-us:IE-Address&ie=&oe=

    size of the sahara anyone?  oh no, you couldn’t possibly smell this one coming!

    do da doo, 3.6M mi2  x 4inches deep… means Africa needs how much bentonite clay from your betonite clay useless to you area to make sure their land doesn’t blow away?  THINK OF THE FUCKING BILLUONS YOU COULD BE WORTH SAVING THE WORLD stealing knowledge or other’s efforts  chant bill gate, bill gates money money money…..MONEY!

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    @godfatherofgreenbay is what now?

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    edited for MY amusement

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    for the assholes who read between the lines, I have thus called gfob, a bad speller, rhthmically challenged/tone deaf to good music, subtely said he was a LYRE, *liar, bad at accounting truths, cold…oh so very cold…well in winter his location is indeed typically colder than mine :) , an annoying puzzle, a bad joke with music, lover of little girls games, able to bore one to death with anything actually interesting, and shows us stuff that no one could possibly care about…because it’s too much work :P

    yes, if you were an asshole, you could say I said these things when sniff sniff, I was only trying to say gfob is able to get girls like leonardo dicaprio drawing the nude kate winslet in titanic….lol king of the world.

  • confusion continues.

    okay I wrote a lemonn of logical sense within a blog…. woops, I do that every so often :D   *yes, Im so proud*  so, lets stick to easier subjects.  BEER.

    I’m wondering where the umbrella is so I can manage a not so soggy trip to the beer hut.

    the fourth of independance of sobriety was

    sierra nevada pale ale

    well’s bombedier *for the ribs

    murphy’s irish stout

    barefoot extra dry brute “champagne” *smart folks know it cant possibly be a champagne as it isn’t from champagne, nor a spumante ass it isn’t italian, and thus at best or worst is a sparkling wine.  this doesn’t mean it was bad.

     

    now the nights conversation after a day of hooker stories, senatorial visits, was of a highly important discussion about rating why papa johns is the stuff creamating the competition and who is the competition and who is the highlights of the pizza years.  names dropped for good or evil were, frank the pizza king with it’s cracker crust, pasquini’s – a fine enough local mini chain, d-note pizza/blues, pizza hut, dominoes, mc’s pizza littleton – for whats the difference between stromboli and their calzone? *?*, slices of south west denver, that jont by the caribou coffee, the defunct armondo’s of englewood, and mckinner’s of littleton and blackjack vs little caesars.   

    what am I thinking of?  beer.

    hoegaarden, flying dog, yeti imperial stout, what are the other three of the pix and mix six?

    wait for edit.

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    edit

     greet my ears after the 13 gallong of homemade poncho come off and the clink of glasses make there temporary home within the freezer.  I havereturned from the beer hut in the pizzer of a rain storm a fine evening dribble and drool with a sack of the pick and mix beer fuel.

    I didn’t spot hoegaarden s nor lucky buddha beer so the point of grabbing a stella or urqell was lost.

    I grabbed an alaskan amber, ft collins brewery’s red banshee, stone levitation ale, bass, guiness and coor’s batch 19 – that’s the pick and mix six

    I also grabbed too tall boys of lost lake – the very cheapest slop and foam they had.

     

    why?

    well I could compare the dutch blonds so I had to chase after a pair of read head and make for the sake of saying so a true common black and tan- now I’ve made guiness and keystone or some other blondy, I’ve made a guiness and pyramid apricot… but I’ve never poured a typical black and tan a bass and guinness.  it’s a minor detail but one worth making sure I’ve done.  I have no I dea if stone levitation ale is any good or not but I see it often enough why not find out, batch nineteen I know is good and a truly more typical to another era of beer like I’ve explained before you just don’t knock a night out with a fine startrek four movie pie and michelob or bob’s country bunker from the blues brotherwith a hamm’s- kick it old school and old style with just that an heilman’s old style laugh lawn chair slummin style beer cozy and milwaukee’sbest icy fresh grate ful you can not do anything more meaningful than enjoy the slower company of such a moment.  or american beer from the ass end of a pick up fishin with the buddies as the babes drive us to the next hole.  or ranier from the shotgun touring coastal washington state  in a beemer with a walgreen’s friggin cane because my foot was about as lame as my sense of high style ;)     I mean there are reasons in this life for the choices and chances…the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune *shakespeare_

     

    so, anyone up for a black and tan?  or perhaps you’d prefer a bansheeblood red baby doll?

    step right up to the preveyor of dreams around the lost lake of cheap beer and memories of another day in our lives.

  • So Vain/ where I be

    I’m conjuring Carly Simon out of context as you read.  why?  because a few things coincide this instant.

    cleaned roaster pan from ribs- shamefully late

       hands sticky despite washing as result and shirt is damp

    I replied to a seeming internet hooker p pointing out the praise for the play I was given… russian Federation footprints for a west african from the coast of Sudan? *folks, I admit I’ve failed African American history – mainly due not to reading my text or even doing 80% of the listed assignments: but failing to mail them off.  this includes the tradition of oral history, and why this has gained prominance in scholastic circle whereas it was snubbed just two generation or less ago; being aware of the rwandan genocides as discussed in the book seasons of blood, memorizing by wrote the entire basic geography of Africa – which includes her current political geographic boundaries, basics of land and water features and some quirky trivia to say I know something unique of each area of now, and a throughly comprehensive  idea of histories….just so you know and yes4 years later I can probably correcstly identify 85% of my information studied- decent comprehension, I have* but one things for sure ;) the Sudan is NOT West Africa ;) and lol the most poignant pictures I’ve posted lately are very spicifically of lake retba of Senegal the current home of this seeker.  coincidental?

    mid stream in this reply of saying the stories don’t add up in the traditional  sense of communication I’ve a knock on the door.  my state senetor is seeking reelection and and is canvasing.  I hope she liked the offerings for banter as it’s raining starting as she left- in a state with many large fires of concern still- I said maybe if you percervere someone will see you as bringing the rain ;)   okay that’s incorrect supesticious logic :D we laughed.  she helped me directly with information to update my address and voter registration… I must admit I actually had help from a politician!  but again the Carly Simon lines ring -

    (You’re so Vain, Carly Simon)

    “Well, I hear you went up to Saratoga
    And your horse naturally won
    Then you flew your Lear jet up to Nova Scotia
    To see the total eclipse of the sun
    Well, you’re where you should be all the time
    And when you’re not, you’re with
    Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend
    Wife of a close friend, and…” 

     

     

    So it’s raining, my dishwasher’s going and sly girls are alll about my paths- seeking advantage!  I’m reminded that I am naturally giving, which is no sin, but I’m jaded! I tell you Jaded for not trying to laugh some that even jaded i am blessed with many many many people this week alone seeking me  hopefully I continue safely to give and take.

    big deal if I’m easily spotted the carnie’s mark.  I give to recieve  this makes me happy and I needn’t forget to be careful of what I give, which has plagued me some or I might feel happier being where I am now.   there is some fun in being so ;) vain and I know the song isn’t about me oh yeah…but it is… I caused a reaction :D oh yes, I thought that when I first understood it’s meaning well into the wear it out of the eighties soft rock death of musics. ;)   it’s nice to hear the lines ringing again.

    it’s far emptier to be ignored.

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    edit for the confused:

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    often I’m considered confusion… not confuscious, confusion.  let’s try and continue this policy.

     

    • I assume the good majority of you’ve heard the song “you’re so vain” by carly simon.
    • Thus I’m also assuming you’ve a fairly good idewhicha that it coyly is a RESULT of an encounter with someone only a few people non-disclosure claused know about.  the song is NOT about a person but a reaction.
    • therefor if you know you’re lyrics, perhaps, just perhaps, you’ll understand I refer strongly to one in particular – you gave away the things you love and one of them was me- and, -you had me when I was quite naive-
    • thus, if you’d read my lines you’ll see I responded to an internet hooker….dumb, you ignore them… and talked with a state senator… which serves mainly her and not quite me ;)
    • So, when you’re where you should be all the time and when youre not your with…. the point of the song is it’s intereting to come across powerful people.  it leaves me with the feeling rather not unlike that of a wet cat joyously introduced to the water.
  • PNEU.

    it interests me some …okay a lot but I suck at the math… today’s tour of ideas.  the compressed air powered car? it’s possible.  puttin around “town” on compressed air.  NICE.  talk about being a blow hard! but hmn, where’d the liquid nitrogen come in?  well cod air is “cool.” so here’s a notion.  and some steps towards the diy apoccalypse notions.

    • liquid nitrogen expands nearly 700 times to become normal pressure temperature air.
    • so if I have X sized tanks, I need 1/700th the volume air in the form of cryogenic or liquid air. to fill them.
    • 200km range is CRAP but hmn, I live 5km round trip from my grocers, I live 6km from the far station of the train. I live 10 km from downtown.  or in short I live as a city boy and my ranges are wellllll within such a range.
    • 2 air tanks of compressed air run a moped seven miles ish- that’s a trip to the local suburb joints and home.  of course believe it or not, moped, bicycle no matter it’s against the law to be on any street any vehicle without a liscense…so you can in essence get a DUI even on a bicycle… I’ll never get a liscence so the moped  affair is the most I’ll manage as it’s a fine and likely loss of my “vehicle.”

    the car thing is also possible but hmn, beyond my math.  but, so what? lets cover, ;)

    • liquid nitrogen / air in general production.
    • conversions of internal combustion motors to strictly pneumatic power,
    • moped
    • car
    • some math to get a smart soul quicker references

    2whlr 1

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjT6qqC4FIk

    2 whlr 2

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGzoQa_2xN8

    car 1

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_agapY9mZjs

    car 2

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dq8aZVLpf-c

     

    ONE conversion

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LF7oTeBOXjY

     

    liquid nitrogen

    spreadsheet action

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSZ5QCh9uKI&feature=relmfu

    hampson- linde cycle math parts

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vi0m8pFFZb0&feature=relmfu

     

    you can wiki liuid nitogen/air chemistries easy r read this guys

    http://www.powerlabs.org/ln2demo.htm

    scuba /volumes

    http://www.engineeringtoolbox.com/compressed-air-storage-volume-d_843.html

    80cu.ft. air tank standard enough

    http://scuba.about.com/od/scuba101/p/How-Long-Does-A-Scuba-Tank-Last.htm

    (why scuba? need a tank? scuba folk do they tend toknow why they like what they do ;) life at stake and all that)

    hair spray uses liquified gas too an aerosol can!  the idea of a specified amount of liquid we know will expand to fill a tank?  um, I’m not completely noodle-doodle.

    http://resources.schoolscience.co.uk/BAMA/11-14/aerosch5pg2.html

    =

    there PNEUmatics for the day and how to make it cool.

     

  • I’m an Irish WHISKEY drinker!

    HI

     

    tonight’s pizza was popperzz- the ngarlicky affair with even creamcheese :)   what attends it was a chopped greek salad.  The sparkle was  how my seat mate went from a big midwestern gent to a someone decidedly more a fan of the irish whiskey.

    cheers to you

  • pick me own broth

    so, its 3 days begun into the seventh month.  I have 8 pounds of ribs. what beer should braise then prior to ovening them off?  for you dry humpers, :P wet I tell ya WET. 

    so I dontgo lame in the foot or broke, youre choices of my basic availabilities are. these.

    http://www.argonautliquor.com/

     recipe I know is

     

    yes, pictures of beef back rbs, negra modelo, silver swan (phillipines) soy, garlic, turnip. meaning I have roasty malty bitter perfume uncious perfume garlic twang and beefiness.  option one

     

    option two is.

     

    wells bombedier- if fresh a very caramelly tasting bliss! if not an ale… vidalia onion – yes a specific branded onion because it is specifically sweet, red peppers also sweetish in case the well isn’t it’s usual, garlic and smoked salt.  why not soy. I can’t be having you thinking I’m one dimensional in ingredients :D .

     

    so, the idea is braise in beer sauce which makes the ribs far more tender- I’ve tried the direct roast you couldn’t chew them, you par boil them at least-  par sorta cooked :D braise slow cook in liquor not specifically alcohol but a tasty broth but in this case beer sauce :D , then since I’m not wasting money needlessly on a grill’s worth of gas to find out I need a new grill, oven roast them through.

     

    the ribs are thawing and I’m not throwing food away so I must cook them. no not the fourth not whenever today.  even if no one cares tonight- cold ribs are picnic worthy.