I return home from glorious shopping to have the bike fall on me.  it still hurts double beer and 30 minutes later.  I want plastic sympathy.  please?

 

here’s what I got:

you’re fucked I’ve not the patience to hunt down five million pictures and proper brand names

hot sesame oile – good for ramens

pickled pearl onions

kasugai gummies0 the mixed bag apple white  and purple grapes.

roasted eel tins

rice vinegar

sambal oelek -similar to siracha sauce without the sugar.

ricepaper wraps,

rice roodle

twinning’s brand woo whooooooooo found it lapsang su chong tea

persimmon loose tea

ramunes – 2 lychee flavored (small soda)

lychee drink *non carbonated)

chrysanthemum drink

wusabi.

lingon berry jam

clover honeybear bottle honey

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newcastle nut brown ale can

3 liter crispen apple cider bag in a box woo whooo!

colt 4524oz “tall boy” burp

black velvet toasted caramel canadian whiskey

 

so, I have the basic kit for spring rolls

stuff orange peppers, no sleep,

yumm soda shame on the diabetic

walked carrying all that shite and it was wannnnnnh moan wannnnnnnnh -bulance heavy.

good beer, tea, gyro fixings

etc.

 

wake me up and I could be induced to feed you. but,

night night.

 

if I didn’t find james burk so interesting I may have slept

I’m shoppping right now dreaming really til the card comes out anyways… I was informed my electric kettle busted … 28 months mold

vs

100 over 40 price hasn’t risen a stitch but I have

so shouldn’t I accentuate that color coordination?  I’m considering this as we speak

and while we’re at it

wouldn’t this up the coordination some?

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I showed up that we have 7 people in our home and thus that swiffer was a genius call by the older roommate… but this still means twice a daying.  I say that as I have taken to not leaving the room without a fabreaze escort as the gemfibrozil has given me gastrointestinal complaint both mine and yours all week…. oil and dirt hmn,  scrub that floor…but at least it isn’t remaining presidential in here.  remember the joke now, burp for congress and fart for the oval office yes, how appropriate that oval is the shape of an egg…. and such was laid..  I’m not anti-anyone reallly I’ve always liked that dumb joke of matching rude bodily functions to politics.  and yes, youneededto know this because this is life… pretty and not so pretty tidings

 

 

lets have some fun, sure there is politics to discuss and a few allusions to religious beliefs… sure, there will always be room for opinion… so, in honor of the earth shattering important

orange chocolate coffee.

of course I think tea’s better.  this doesn’t mean some sunshined up sin ain’t grand in a cup.

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safeway’s chocolate syrup, kroger’s orange extract  and maxwell house coffee in a tub as in bulk…all of which were on sale.

instead of making chocolate milk, use coffee instead…then, just as one would adore this feeling, pour some extract in just a splash mind….and adore how it feels like you liquored it up when extract is different and you never come close to boozed coffee….but mmm.

orange and lemon extract.  oils within citrus zest (peel) booze

coffee tree

coffee from tree to campfire roast for those of you preparng for zombie appocalypse

• 1 cup water
• 1/2 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
• 2 cups sugar
• Pinch of salt
• ¼ teaspoon vanilla

http://penniesonaplatter.com/2012/07/18/diy-homemade-chocolate-syrup/

there.  in case of zombie apocalypse, oranged choc coffee – sinful sunshine.

not very pretty – is it?  shrimp and greens..  you’ll note that it sounds pretty, it’s also tastey too- but it’s just not very pretty to me…

mustard greens atop sliced real garlic then peppers orange and yellow  with shrimp and tamarind soup base urned sauce with some corn starch / water.

not hard to make at all..  not disgusting to eat.. just not  the prettiest dinner.

enjoy dinner folks – or the adventure.  you’ll not starve at my house.  not every dish is for the magazines lol.  the I’m sorry it wasn’t magazinable dinner is a disgustingly large strawberry margarita.. I trust that ill make you stop whining Josh?

what are you always preparing for? JUST GO!  – spaceballs’ dark helmet.

I’m freshly back from the store and finishing that last blog…now, another one. scalloped potatoes.

I have an orange extract, orange juice (shaken) and tequila over chipped ice  going

I walked today, took my long insulin offcycle too soon and had a horrible morning of it but I rode it out as I was only at 71 AFTER a complete can of soda (sugar) so yeah, the numbers I’m supposed to acheive.  yuck.  I wanted a whopper and it’s still not 55 cents here at mine til tomorrow but yada.  I was just a junior before the whopper. awww.

I’m looking up how to make scallopped potatoes.  you bet your sweet ass I could just ask my mom lol but the compliment isn’t happening, I’m independant and will find something close to her style and you all just hush.  there’s a compliment inthere somewhere it’s just not blatant.

mom’s scallopped potatoes are a saucey affair.  as in damn near a soup.  I LIKE this kind of stuff and in fact mom probably colored my tastes before I knew my own name   You parents out theredon’t cuss when we turn out annoyingly similar to you.

so far the closest is a food network recipe which as usual sounds decadent and is but somehow not soupy enough

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/tyler-florence/scalloped-potato-gratin-recipe/index.html

the “southern style” recipe loooks and sounds like fried potatoes not a casserole at all.

http://southernfood.about.com/od/scallopedpotatoes/r/bl30129v.ht

 

and for now I’m feeling my tequila so it’s time to ask you for something that is a dutch oven recipe  which requires at least three cups of liquid AFTER the potatoes are pre/par boiled if at alll  I need something akin to a new england clam chowder except with potatoes and ham with enough cheddar to make it right with god.

 

that type of recipe is to be ruined immediately in favor of substitutioning the gouda for the base cheese sauce and enough smoked cheddar for colar.

 

I make no bones..  this is the exploration.  will you help becausse I found tequila?

 

edit

http://www.simplyrecipes.com/recipes/scalloped_potatoes/

THAT’s more like it!

I installed gourmet recipe manager for my linux box and this is how it organizes the information. rather nicely!

boulion

soy sauce

sodium

1000mg

(x4)

Olive Oil

28g fat

 

chicken tit

36g fat

240mg cholesterol

165g protein

350mg sodium

 

sodium 9400mg

fat          60g

chlstrl    240mg

 

protein 165

 

/6

660 mg sodium

10g fat

40mg chlstrl /~14% rda

27g protein (65g day ~42%)

not rechecking my math but I bet its 50% well wrong, nd I’m not sure the figures are double checked…  I’ll look again another time…. suffice it to say I know it’s higher in sodium but it’s not no 1200 something a serving. thats a salt lick.)

or:

1/3 rda sodium watch it but its allowable

high protein

manageable fat for dieting
 - would leave room for a naughty snack

 caloric value is 130 which means this is part of a light lunch

(nutritional info approximate math courtesy of fatsecret myfitnesspal  fitclick caloriecount.about,com nutritiondata.self.com calorie-charts.net)

oh and the math problem? nah you might not know but most of the salty cookingliquid isn’t used in the final product so,  3/4 of it is tossed…thus 2/3 of the sodium is lost to a drain.  I am over estimating the salt above but that’s fine it’s still easy to let sodium get out of hand…. be carefull.

 

@Runison48 offers up a blog on whether we should emphasize the DIY spirit more.  the short answer is ?  oh hell know I’m not rolling back even a day towards the stone age, life improes  with specialization.  the more special a soul is the greater hane at turning a dollar for said speicalness.  I ultimately disapproe of pioneering both the Jehovah’s witness shoe Jesus down your throat kind  AND the do it yourself entirely kind.  because ultimately one is not leaing room for the best of living – but taking  the cheap option.  There is even this idea that if you are fair with your dreams that you’ll admit the typical hit it rich dream is?  someone else doing it all for you….as you drink booze on a lawn chair oeanside on an island.  with hot fuck toys.

I bought the last 30 rack of beer and it’s on a 20/21 shared two brother situation  both getting paid next tuesday and friday respectively.  I have the offie pool so to speak that says it will be gone friday nightsis, friday morning roommate forgot totry fibbing any outcome is a win  and 36 year old lady co worker said this evening ( they haven’t so far toucched a beer. 25 beers 2 young    mind you.  one turns 21 soon enough. might already be forget.  but they’re young.

in the pot soon to be bubbling is a chicken split breast finally available again! the pot liuor is 1/3 cap tomato chicken bouillon, 1/2 cap of soy, 1/4 same cap chopped onion dried. 5 shakes mesquite liquid smoke flavouring.  NO hot pepper.  once boiling and I mean it’s submerged with 3 teaspoons olive oil to counter the vldl (very low density lipid *cholesterol or so easy to calcify for your plaue induced heart attack it’s scary)))/ fat sure to bubble into the water…. this will later be fried with enough pot water to produce a bit of the burnt GRILLED look to the shredded chicken.  this should make enough diced/shredded chicken for 2-3 burritos   I have the correct RED and / or GREEN sauce plus mild yellow cheese to make smothered chicken burritos.

 

my rescheduled doc’s appointment is in 12 hours 40 minutes or I leave 12 hours from now. I expect 40 bucks plus a glucometer for same said again plus 20 sundry since I’m there, 40 more for the # that made sure I had a phone all summer. call me clever about reemembering life isn’t free- even if I don’t have to feel obligated.  and40 more smokes and this leaves 10 in pizzas and junk.  or enough I can cover much of the rest of the month is MY food or 6  meals more not including snack pizzas / junk.  or 12 meals plus 2 gals milk breakfasts etc.  or,  half the expected food budget of 2 humans off – my food plus a week without others buying much to anything not chipping in save on a ham for christmas the less of the holiday feasts.  which means I have open – my signature side offering of?

 

get this.

gouda taters scalloped.

4 cups shredded smoked gouda 3 sauce / 1 au gratin, chipped ham,  milk to adjust, flour butter for said sauce, salt   sliced potatoes *boiled.  later in process fresh ground pepper.  or essentially make a bechemel, add 3 cups shredded cheese, salt, thin that enough to re boil taters, layer boiled hammed tater ham taters ham taters  fill with saue bake oered til bubbly thik then lightly cheese/bread crumb  papper and broil that browned bubbly voila?

 

this should get me with rent, last of bills to january paid up early and through january’s drinking holiday ith? one month to go before I’m right side up from all debts loans/ money’s which is my february goal.  how  philosphi to be right after the holidays!

 

and make fucking kick-ass scalloped potatoes sooo good you’d wet your pats to eat at my house.

 

http://allrecipes.com/howto/cheese-sauce-made-easy/

scallopped potatoes

christmas ham

squash casserole

green beans almondine

tomato salad

 

last photo courtesy of the dead girl chef of MY food but otherwise this stuff is representitive thefted off the net.

because I’m thinking of giggles – parody

(With Hugs, Glued)
sing along to “blue seude shoes” Carl Perkins as popularized by Elvis

hold yourself ’bout the waist
or us two, arms round shoulders
Three people’s gettin’ silly
but let’s hug, GO!

spreadin’ joy by squeezin’ WITH hugs, Glued
Try rememberin happiness With hugs, glued

well, you can stand me up
smooch my face
mention my name
all over the place
Live any way you want to but yeah uh?
Honey, squeeze me with hugs, glued
squeeze me with your hugs stuck glued
think of me as you want but squeeze with hugs glued

We can hug at the house
or in the car
gigglin’ on liquor
trying to get far

think of me as you want to but squeeze mm ahh
Honey squeeze me with hugs
just squeeeeezie-squeeze me with hugs
think of me with your arms suuezin,’ with hugs Glued

hold yourself ’bout the waist
or us two, arms around shoulders
Three people starts gettin’ silly
but let’s hug, GO!

spreadin’ joy by squeezin’ WITH hugs, Glued
All sorts of happiness With hugs, glued

I just returned from shopping a pile and of course mmmm.  oucha nd mmm.

 

smoked gouda

spicy tuna roll

caterpilar roll

orange juie as in Pulp free not ornethal james.

3.2% keyston light – thate latter two saint of the lunh bo combine with anissette.

zip locks- not particularly tasty in of themselves but my bulk meats are seperated for yummy food nights not wasted

chicken wings of the spicy kind

 

I ate the goat cheese with vegetable crackers. you lose.

I shared kindly like the a small amount of beef sumer sausage because the dog likes meat too…again gone you lose

 

this added to the yummy split pea soup of the vegetarian kind mom had about mmmm.

I availed myself of buttery popcorn however diddled with  and it was tasty.

 

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the real treasure was that I finally had a chimay blue.  this crap is always six bucks for a 12 oz bottle or similar, belgian and while tastey, too expensie.  I found it oddly sweet like I expected it to be and delicious

 

I cut up all my salad veggies and they are in cups for insta salad I probably should ruffage it up soon

 

tomarrow’s the doctor I expect some news lets hope it’s not change your evil way by santana dedications.

 

chimay shim ayyyy  I was surprised it tasted as good as it did.

 

I made a pot of strawberry vanilla coffee for my tuesday outting.  it tooo was good.  fruit tisanes with coffee. mmmm….warning it loses scent after a spell.  but yada it’s smelly fragrant in the befinning.

now, I know I’m please to go rad the fridge.   I hope you realize I’m bad for your lists.

yes, yes, this is the latest picture of me as they go by, with Geronimo dog all behaved for photo hour sitting in the snow.  this is also the ass end of aspen colorado  we drove the 200 something miles as a day trip there and back mostly on other business.  but never forget to snap a picture or two!

glenwood springs was 50 something degrees which contrary to this  photo was dang near short sleeves and shorts weather for the hills  but note my coat as yesterday I was not in the mood to be without it

I found my  battery charger for my camera but whoops, need a new chip for it to snap photos.  well anywas.

macdonald was the fancymorning restaurant outting lol otherwise gas station food or grocery storin’

 

snackwells devel’s food cookies? 50 cals a cookie thus you can have 2.  veeeery tasty

then there is this odd moment where in even in a mountain town big enough for a groery store where the five chicken wings were still cheaper than in my own downtown city at 5 for 2.47 versus  5 @79 cents   so  definently consider

the beef jerky was

www.raysgoodstuff.com  ray’s desert hot beef jerkey

oddly thick as you’d cut a strip of steak then dried..  it wasn’t that hot as the dog ate it gleefully and then wanted a day’s worth of food, he had a hungry day out

cashews,mint frost gum, no stomac ache lol.

 

I didn’t really pitchin for downtown aspen walking about as I did enough of that in glenwood and really was happy to be home before dark in my town but there you go.   pretty places and oddities you may havebeen missinout on.