I write  different sometimes funny lyric to songs.  sometimes both the song and the new effort sucks....or just my efforts     I don't care.  if I could help myself, oops, no such luck.  What follows is probably not safe for work environments and contains language and inappropriate situations/attitudes.  I'd mention who these were meant for...but perhaps they might wish plausable denyability.

Spirit in the Sky by Norman Greenbaum
Pizza Place, Pie-Eyed

I can't lie, and i risk my figure a mess
because I'm chasin' a slice of the best
each bite, a heaven, I attest
at my pizza place, Pie-eyed
at my pizza place, Pie-eyed.
here's proof it needn't be fried
to bulk up my thighs, but's tastes as if it's blessed
here comes bucket iced mini wines at my request

compare yourself over the years we all rust
this crap place beau jo's has honey for the crust
that dress wont fit dont even try
time and choices 'll offend you
but you like pizza and let's get pie-eyed
time and choices 'll offend you
salvation pie and pie-eyed
Quick! to heavenly slices and mud your eye!
when you know those clothes 'll only make you cry
time for double cheese 'shrooms and garlic with white wine

never am a wino yet I've wined
flip 'em the bird say "read this"
lets hit them up for a pizza pie
jalapeño pineapple even is nice
to the pizza place for that and pie eye!
steamin' crusty crust and here's mud in your eye!
youth's figure went to the sweet bye and bye
celebrate with me the joy not sex but great pie
to the pizza place! let's get pie-eyed.

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chevy van, sammy johns

Statutorily banned

On my bicycle with spokes-click tin can
I hollered out hey diddle diddle, come get fo' shizzle.
where's the free candy, little manling?
in my pocket, next to the rocket, let's blow.

cause with the lettuce and some devils cabbage here
cops lights bustin' my derrière
caught  me payin for too little hair
 cuff,click wrist, each of my hands
another fucked up night for me.

slipped and fell for a face like a bagel
a long time in the lock-down
can live near no school and good work none.
judge said my best ho call is make no sound

cause with the lettuce and some devils cabbage here
cops lights bustin' my derrière
caught  me payin for too little hair
all cuz, hey? who checks i.d's
another fucked up month for me.

what makes me laugh  real huge
is now the hood rat's on the womans end
3 in foster care tweeked out unfit for a shallow grave
8 more and I'm free again.

cause with the lettuce and some devils cabbage here
cops lights bustin' my derrière
caught  me payin for too little hair
hustled by a hoodrat daughter of the mayor
for a couple of fucked up decades for me.

bye bye to the lettuce and so long devils cabbage
prison stretched my derrière
wasn't even playin with miss too little hair
 how many more valentines to my hand
one fucked up life, they screwed me.

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IT'S MY PARTY
Lesley Gore
It's My Housing

Nobody cops to where my moonshine has gone
an all my merchandise
Welcome to namby-pamby land
free of fun and vice

It's My Housing, and i'll shit my pants if I want to
shit my pants if I want to, crap nuggets in my shoe
Serve me quick or I'll put this cane to you.

You call this food, I've tasted better shoes
it's gross nasty and vile
Miss Emma and a gallon midnight clear
where's that phone so I can dial

It's My Housing, and i'll shit my pants if I want to
SPILL my peas if I want to, howl cuz i've a mind to
Serve me quick or I'll put this cane to you.

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Dying isn't always instant, pardon me if I get bored
but, thank you, it'll be on my time
stay the fuck away from me with machines
that kinda of survivin is a crime.

It's My Housing, and i'll shit my pants if I want to
shit my pants if I want to, fling my peas near you.
Serve me quick or I'll put this cane to you.

a rare beer breakfast has me thinking...not crying... that oi, the household to do list!  how the hell to afford that! 

*remove two dump loads  at $57 with tarp requiring chainsaw blindy here can not operate safely , and a truck i do not really have access to...home depot green bags are 30 ish and waste management will pick them 3000 lbs and under up for $150 - the house budget at present is $75.... you should know the deal lol it'll get done or it's bad neighbor court.

just to give you an idea that paradise here has a price tag.

 

I've two oawful parodies in the world now and I will post them in honor of national poetry month  probably tomorrow.. funn how I write to ONE person and unlike kurt vonnegut's success writing to his dead sister, I usually get comments like "charming." (in a sarcastic tone) or -yo9ou have way too much time on your hands......  but everyone else thinks I'm funny but my intended audience!  fuck.

I have to get dinner and thus my walk but I'm trying unsuccessfully to parley and or weild more purchasing power than my budget allows. thus I have the following:  mickey d's, black eyed pea, papa johns, wendy's, dell taco, burger king, frank the pizza king, 7-11, walgreens, k'mart, insidentals, and that's my dining choices past a place I aint visited stoney creek cafe.  most of you know something about most of these places or their ilk... like a stoney creek cafe is a knock off denny's type place greasy spon/choke and puke *smokey and the bandit... type of palace de cuisine.  papa johns is not the best nor the worst delivery pizza, frank the pizza king is a one off cracker crust joint that is pizza from the 80's not bad but not necessarily exciting... I qm excited but I don't think I can afford that kind of offering....drat, sev is fine for burritoes and nachos, walgreens snack food joy, kmart some rarer version of snack food joy, black eye'd pea has soup but I can make campbells at the walgreens, seven eleven, kmarts just as inexpensively and whatever if they fail me with chicken noodle.  burgerking is the hammmmmmv burgers, mc d's is the chicken sandwich   wendy's sald's snack nuggets,  dell taco a knock off of taco bell and not even half as good....but they have fish tacos and theyr'e good mmmm. but I'm going to cry if it's 0 smacks for the right dinner... I want to spend under five and share.

 

welp. I've an idea lets get to it I'm not doing a beer lunch too.

 

it's my houseing and  pizza place, pie eyed are the two not three coming.

Controlled Enclousure

walk, looking at pricey things

spend inside the box.

 

I stopped at

right click on mouse and choose view image if you'd like the haha that no where in this picture does it saygood or tastey food.... it was bland and boring I jinxed myself saying that earlier  on someone's blog oi. naughty me.

I didn't go into william sonomas  the cooking store... drag.

I did go into lenscrafters  the longest running place manufacturing my glasses...well holy sha poo poo, they can no longer help me, my prescription is too large....insert explitive here... they're the first company to get me into wireframes  and even the fancy mylar mirror coating on a one set of fancy sunglasses... and were reasonable!

I briefly considered a pretzle and thenmagically a cookie showed up

 

all of this and I didn't even go  shopping per say

 

da mall.... they were packed! the entire county schools were doing a big fancy art exhibit for thehs aged kids from all I read.

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afterwards I visited a computer megastore to show up yet again with the drive caddy to no drive where did it go george? watch out for that tree shaped likea bat between the eyes d'oh!  watch this caddy will disappear and ny drive will show up again ack!... I shouldn't say that jinx-away!  I got another usb to micro usb so I can charge my pone and that showed up too! rrrrgh!  but the mentos and diet pop were pleasing....just guess what happened away from the elctronics with those two items!

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all of this was fuels by far too little sleep and far too much caffeine. I got my two hour nap in the tub ahhhhh relaxation.  if I fear  sleep apneia or some other stupidity I don't fill the tub as high or at all   common sense yo. otherwise bliss

 

well the western digital drive from 2 computers ago if it shows has a disney movie collection, tsukikageran  and a variety of weird or old albums of music    the drive I'm less itnterested in has a few odd vids and music albums.. maybe a movie or two. I'm mainly interested in seeing if it has a few of my pictures since webshots reorganized.  let's all of you hope with more or go hunh???!  whatever your pleasure.  yes I remember where I put things in my chaos

 

 

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21589935

 

out on frozen wastes

a silent angel battles!

for live's worth noting

 

prions - malevolent protein

are made toothless again yay!

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Those of you who care about how the earth doesn't need us type talk can be gratified once again by how the not so alarming issue of bovine spongiform encephalitis having now some natural remedy that doesn't involve turning your farm into bit of lava rock for another's gas bbq grill.  it would appear reindeer lichen can degrade a prion able to withstand 1100F temperatures and still be lethal to humans as well as animals may be...MAY... see some safer non lava temperature remedies..  it appears one can now say holy shit because what Santa's reindeer eat has in it the answer...reindeer lichen.

why would the meaning of the earth be 42?

douglas adams said as much in his hitchhiker's series

but hop aboard the gravity train and you're there

everywhere in about 42

what harder meaning is there  to be swallowing?

we only have to contain the sun minor detail shaped pear.

wheat and wheaties has chromosomes 42.

oh don't lie if it only cost less than half sale

do I have something, do you declare?

time for me to 23 skidoo

 

I gots to be useful

thanks be to god for that yay.

I sure hope I helped.

 

I know this sounds dumb but such is my lot to worry over feeling useful at all in this life.  I haven't a steady job.  I have a pile of real thorney health issues.  I have a cup of tea brewing on the stove.  yeah just like that. what more can i do but the best I know how and try my best to ease just one iota of other's pains?  what ore?  of course ** didn't do it god, did such is my lil humble point or dillusions of munchkins on the moon if you belive differently than i do and such is your reward and hopefully your thoughts searve you well too.

 

I was lucky the furnace decided upon MY request to begin running again that house was at 52F degrees chilly!  yes, scary as this is i turned the fucker off at the brain/thermostat and then back on after hours of a pause and it works.  that is a very fearful thing mucking with the main bits of the house. quite expensive if I fuck it up and that means if it chooses not to work and i touched it last.

 

I hope my friend has an easier time of  her challenges after hearing I had mine longer and they're just one more thing to me.  that doesn't mean lol it is any less scarey a situation not working right wuote unquote. nor is it MY fault in my opinion.. I just care and i hope that helps.

 

many have helped with naughty views of that to make me drool no not naughty as in untowards... most of my pals  are married elsewhere!  but within decency they care to make me par t of their lives and lol bedevil me still.   oo do I have nice pals  oo lala..

 

will this titilation result in a date?  will I get lucky and like a lifelong disease?   I would not mind being healthier if I knew better how to manage tahat blessing.  but in truth I'm but pleased this moment to be an aid to those who need someone to hold their hand and say you can do this..why? because i'm still here and I've had to my own self that's my proof it's possible.  sometimes that's the best gift of life I have to know you can because I have already.

 

thank you god.  i am sorry i'm a lousy servant but thank you for just a little blessing to help another.

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oh, by the way the furnace really is broken... it appears to have a flame sensor and or a busted thermostat issue.  it will turn on but cuts out almost immediately...as in fan, flame big fan shut off behaviour. which neither worry me much as both parts can be replace in the 300 range of a service call and such isn't the biggest hell there is and neither is user servacable so I do not have. to do it so   there will be a landlord call happening around this house boo to that but yay to it maybe. maybe being a simpler fix with parts easily available and in town. .  boo that i touched it last and now it doesn't work but yay such isn't behavior-wise something I could have broke

 

and lucky me gets to be in the other part of the house with a working furnace all cozy and warmmmm ooo lala till bitchy sis gets home to yell at me for enjoying myself in her domain lol

you're a 1 c is much better. You weren't (went) from 10.4 down to 8.8.    ____________said Good Job. Keep up the go to work. Make sure you're taking your medications and we'll see you in a couple months. Thanks. Bye.

 

let's be honest I ate better from mid october til early january than I did from januarytill that test... with the exception of as much "chase the girl" liquid meals.  neither number is good by the way I should be below 6's always period. but in context the holidays the everything... pay attentionto what I play with the absolutely counter intuitive information  of don't live that way!!!! and yet everytime I do I 'm in better baseline health that is usual.

yes literally, I chased sex and lost of course why should I win  oh and I got a job offer too til I tried to provoe i could do it it....  yes get drunk and chase woman and get offered work and there is my numbers improving if I am an inveterate alcoholic versus wanna be health guru.

so in utter arrogance, I posit this bit of semi horse shit, - I still cook better than the lot of you.

a popular adult snow cone is that of shave ice....snow is adding the flavor to it... obviously one of an alcoholic nature.  i.e. a scottich mist is snow with scotch over it....  why not cheap american whiskey over over WHITE snow?  New world Mists.... ooo me so clever but this is a drink that shant catch on because inexpensive spirits aren't as palatable.  anys

 

thrown down Super Munchkin

Winnin' Games i dont Understand

yellow card Flurries.

 

drafts remembered once warm

now white speaks again of its cold

fired blacked and brass coughin

 

two handfuls splash'd o'er

mellowin' the new world

non dog'd snow, whiskey.

 

this morning is another circle

another pond ring rippling

it's snowing in that misty way

a way that for now wont stick

I'm up in the night as  if I'm cold

and must walk around to warm up

the thermostat says I must be joking

and so

my lights

are on

thoughts

swirl

there's

not a

damed

thing

to do.

but wait to

fall again into the happy darkness.

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first a introductory haiku

just for you

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and so it all went down

without blame, admitting my part

facing integrity.

 

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oooooo, now a fancy Sestina!

Sestina On Integrity Lived.... SOIL

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Sestina On Integrity Lived (S.O.I.L.)

if there is a rule one, don't yourself blame
face choices chosen openly with true joy
consequences come responsibility?
oh no its making the right decisions
its being upstanding in honesty
the strength to shout truth - that's integrity

it is virtuous this integrity
but it is also effective to blame
it's up to you to choose your honesty
follow outcomes - which works for your joy?
once the affirmations show decisions
you've patterns in your responsibility

consequences is your responsibility
there is more to the thing integrity
its owning and forgiving decisions
forgiveness so there's no hell of self blame
thus a new freedom of choice to choose joy
the outcome known, shown.  worn in honesty

don't forget tact with all this honesty!
discretion is a responsibility!
of and on your failure succeed in joy?
you would defeat your own integrity
there is a bad light within other's blame
reputation rips at our decisions.

reputation rips at our decisions
there is little gain then to honesty
opportunity blackened out in blame
others choice ain't our responsibility
but we influence with integrity
we can live out silly games to our joy

for we foster what we want of our joy
our influence through our decisions
a choice to stand tall with integrity
accepting the outcome with honesty
wisely knowing our responsibility
and avoiding the games - the black light blame.

integrity a weapon piercing blame
honesty, we're stepping towards our joy
decisions made of responsibility

 

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EDIT

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since no one picked up on it, I had a doctor's viz today hence all the blather on integrity because it really is just facing consequences/music for me to visit the folk 

yes, I am that esoteric.