Month: April 2013

  • absolutely filthy haiku

    hey! would you smack my arse

    suggestions hot sauce & foreplay

    would that be the wrong hot?

     

    twas war with brother
    six days a week I'm lazy?

    aw applaud your one

     

    so this week it's  that of the kessler

    stop looking at me as if I'm a jester

    it's lovingly cheap here is yours

    drinnk up e merry for it pours

    aww she moved away so I'm no molester.

     

     

  • saturday night

    Elton John once crooned "'Saturday's Night's Alright For Fightin' oh yeah oooooo ooo ooo ooo."   And, here I am not in the mood.  2lbs of new roommate's job at the whole paycheck (foods) smokin' station's hickory wings arrived mmm.  I have red red wine going to my head- ub40 - after saying Your body is a wonderland...john mayer and that is my favorite cynical segway I've ever heard over the radio.  I've been to a fine dinner.  I have money in my pocket.  but thought's still remain

     

    more embarassin'?

    shoot, I forgot my dang thought

    dang me, Hang Me, Weep.*

     

    what's more annoyin?

    hearin how you dreams coulda

    you coulda boy mmmnn.

     

    from four to six, yeah

    you team scored huge--celebrate!

    large drink, four tacos.

     

    if'n me assertive,...

    did you mean insertive, yeah huh?

    laughin at my sins

     

    I still run outta gas

    run run puff one long and short block

    oh, and I caught that bus

     

     

  • different

    http://tocabe.com/menu.php

    I went out to my monthly now gather with one of my friends and  tonight was american indian as in native american food as in reservation style but still something not typical.  so for the second time this year i have had an indian frybread taco.  tonight's was a grilled bison with black beans otherwise burrito bar type production and it cost a tad much as you will see witha drink but not really more than  a sit down eatery join.

    I know the diner's drive ins and dives hit this place up which I know  was another places keen shout out in 2011 so it's been awhile :D lol  but it was still nice too have been.

    fry bread tacos can look like this

    http://www.osagetribe.com/uploads/taco-web.jpg

    but remember this plate  at this place is about 9 inches ish like round it's a medium sized meal :D

    http://www.osagetribe.com/uploads/taco-web.jpg

     

    be happy some folks are successfull being different.

  • sunshine ...on my shoulders.

    t'was on the way home

    maaaaaan, not another alley

    light on my shoulders!

     

    here it is today

    up too early as it dawned

    no glasses even.

     

    hiiiiiiiiiiiiisssss - the sound now gurgling

    another up after the day

    fried potato, tea.

     

    a blue octogon

    pinto grigio it says?

    oh no, that mean sun.

     

    storied love and care

    kibitzing to with cranky

    the early peoples.

     

    nothing earth shattering really just some of last evening and this morning. such is the glibness of what i think.  or am I glib? eheheheheheheh :D

  • pariah

    so here i am now

    a pariah unworthy

    yester's king deposed.

  • Spiritual Double-Talk

    parsnip, squash-Mexican grey, orange soy dressing, it's nearly salad time.

    parsley, sage,                           rosemary,            and thyme.

    for those that remember the hook  that is Paul Simon's (Simon and Garfunkle era) "scarborough fair,"  remember that line of ingredients is reputed to be a midevil love potion/ spell.  google searching the ingredients according to the book of shadows

    parsley/lust, sage/wishes (wisdom)

    http://www.oocities.org/samual53115/herbs/magical-properties/parsley.html

    rosemary - memories or clear thinking *supposedly in large doses  possible micarriage

    http://www.thebookofshadows.net/witches-library/herb-library/rosemary

    http://www.oocities.org/samual53115/herbs/magical-properties/parsley.html

    thume - healing.

    http://www.oocities.org/samual53115/herbs/magical-properties/parsley.html

     

    I of course am thinking not the metaphor, but most literally :D   parsnip  with mexican grey squash  with a zesty dressing sounds good, i've had the base ingreditent not the dressing with them back when I made up a big dinner that somehow didn't come off.  but

    parsnip  male sex magic!

    http://www.themagickalcat.com/Articles.asp?ID=242

    squash lore typically under melon lore is said to be that of taking a risk and being more vulnerable.

    http://www.alchemylab.com/guideto.htm

    soy beans to make with salt, soy sauce thus are good fortune with protection, with orange  that means happiness  as vegetable oil 0 the most likely oil I would make a dressing with is said to be of the essence of which it comes from, this would mean good fortune again as a vinegrette of sorts.

    http://www.alchemylab.com/guideto.htm

    http://witcheslore.com/bookofshadows/herbology/cottage-witchery/1547/

    this over a lettuce  is to evoke either sleep or conjur the gals ;)

    if I made the dressing with olive oil i would be adding spiritual integrity to the good fortune and protection and happiness.

    http://www.alchemylab.com/guideto.htm

    too add chicken is to add well being... it is also know westernly as grandmom's chicken soup soothes sickness away.

    http://www.alchemylab.com/guideto.htm

     

    thus even re-wording the Simon and Garfunkel tune leaves some room to still say it's magically based but with a different recipe in my case hahaha for a dream of good romantic fortunes.  if you wish to see where this is sourced links are provided in one point size which you can sort out in a word processor.  I haven't gotten that information on the job yet but i asked and at least it isn't filled.  the pool was closed this week for maintainance/painting or something in there... while poo! i wanted to go swimming it was a chance to visit the h mart close by where I got that above minus the chicken luettuce and orange, and some bitter melon to try almond crunch pocky mmmm, sardines in spicy tomato sauce sambal oelek or rooster sauce,  and a trip there of the sis and her pal being devilish one racing about the other putting ice down the racers/boo around corner surprises pants.  I forgot damn it to get beer oh well I'll get after a slug of whine...wait wine :D might help considering I came home to hear about it as i was close how i'm the cause of all this stress..... nevermind that, you've a recipe for remagiced salad. I do too and a mission to procure happiness and ladies....LETTUCE at the next store trip. ;)

     

  • Come On, Get Happy.

    do you know what's odd?

    seein' a cross mushroom cloud.

    Jesus sure got them.

     

    I walked somewhere in the neighborhood of six miles yesterday with the longest stretch being the checkable 4.2 miles of it all nonstop minus traffic lights and that wendy's nugget's required part ;)   I learne my physicians assitant left as of the end of march but she did refill my scripts before she went and I'll have a new one as of my preset but reminded monday 3pm recheck quarterly a1c's.  It's day of doom as I find out today whats up about all that job stuff this afternoon. mind you I haven't heard before now so this is no more than the thank you for applying polite doublecheck most do not get save a maybe postcard later.  I've a few minor additionals like getting my phone paidup. for the month bbut i finally found out it's exact monthly cost 52.xx a month for that smart phone that allows one thing international text....usefull for saying hi to the world around.

    http://www.vineyardfs.com/files/u1/alice_whitelexia.jpg

    Alice White Lexia....like any moscoto I've eever had it is sweet... but oddly and delightfully here there is a bit of a point where the taste falls off into minerality to make this refreshing in a way you might not expect from an inexpensive wine. $7 / 750ml bottle. give or take a few bucks depening on your neck of the woods. 

    as many of you might infer, I'm not altogether motivated to step out this afternoon.  I "know" my answers and it is just more work to get up yet another volunteer opportunity so I can fill in my wholes of having no work history for 8 years to speak of.   I will be aiming to get a slated day at the Colorado Talking Book Library.  Why? I have been a patron for 30 years now and I can do something I'm sure. I have before.   this and attempt at college ought help plug most of my work history as it isn't like I haven't worked it just was side stuff.

     

    why bother fighting when the wind from my sails is gone or that little haha kangaroo was somehow real and boxing me about?  I should get my glasses replaced  I want some furniture and consemer home electronics and perhaps a quicky jaunt about the country ticking off some more states digging up experiences.    thus as such costs ...might as well get after it some :D   seems a whole lot to fight fight for a disrespected non viable or trusted/indispensible or more closely to = temporary job fought like hell for but such is how it is and one should get it or admit it isn't worth the fight...then stop whining about it.

     

    well? out to smoke shower tea myself to caffeinated oblivion... then pour myself into Bingo...please note i laughingly joke that i'd be TEA happy not that other kind of kind of happy.

     

  • Tax Dodge!

    Forms irs 8850 for the work opportunity tax credit which is ROUGHLY $1200 to those within 2 years of recieving Temporary Aid needy Families (TANF) or similar aid from department of Health and human service agencies administered by counties across the USA and or the generally disabled, $2400 to the specifically Blind Disabled peoples, and $4800 or $9600 *I'm sorry I can not remember a week later* to those disabled american veterans towards employers hiring targeted disadvantaged workforce personnel- This credit also applies to those exiting prison through the halfway house system... and the screening form department of labor's 9061 and occasionally 9062 as well, so as to be approved to use irs form and thus take that credit called wotc was why I visiting the orientation at Division of Vocational Rehabilitation this morning is the preparation back story behind the extra volunteer work in aid finding work.  The lady couldn't find my counselor's color code to set my appointment.  I have to call back. Why DVR? because without a case number thus proving I have an IWP which is another number, I can not qualify for that covetable to others TAX DODGE.  Thankfully, I didn't have to instantly set an appointment because here it is 2 days to go prior to bingo when I will know if I beat out 22 other people for the part time job I wanted.  Please understand that By even showing interest is this curse of pursuit...finging work.... I have added 20 hours across 60 days of paperwork and (multiple half-day ruined "important if missed, suspension with reapplication taking 2 years or more) appointments required to re-certify me disabled as this course of action is a flag for investigation for other government agencies.  With this in mind, it's parody time to write this experience up in lyric form to the tune of J Geils' band's  "Freeze Frame."

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    Tax Dodge

    Orientation and paper-cut TUESDAY!
     4 – 8 weeks to determine my fate now
    numbers making  cash spread around
    What's my sob-story? Jot it down
    so I can be of the FICA payin' crowd

    Thursday, of my fate, I'll be informed
    will non zero digits be before slash per hour?
    doceedo me and you?
    Seeking self-respect could go sour.

    Will it be whooopdie woo!
    Can Friday find me empowered?
    Scoop-ity  poo poo
    and  boo hoo watch me glower?

    TAX DODGE, TAX DODGE
    TAX DODGE, TAX DODGE
    TAX DODGE, TAX DODGE
    TAX DODGE, proper papers I've Lodged

    Sabbath or crap piss Sunday
    set my sites on monday and get undressed?*
    Scoobily doobies dont or do?
    Walk up walk down dressed to impress?

    Work and its woo hoo?
    Digits meaning green padding bottom lines?
    Window looking or purchase going through?
    Or a social dodge “working, some other time?”

    TAX DODGE, TAX DODGE
    TAX DODGE, TAX DODGE
    TAX DODGE, TAX DODGE
    TAX DODGE, who you really helpin' stooge.

    Pens, Forms!  Signing away
    appointments, questions  my chance to play
    scrutiny, red-tape! Impeedance or aid?

    TAX DODGE, TAX DODGE
    TAX DODGE, TAX DODGE
    TAX DODGE, TAX DODGE
    TAX DODGE, dot i's crossed t's hodgepodge.
    Uh OH.

    TAX DODGE -UH OH- TAX DODGE
    Benificial TAX DODGE TAX DODGE TAX DODGE
    I-9's again MINE? FOR REAL? Taxes lodged?
    Wont be no Cogswell Cogs**, or Cartoon water-buffalo-lodge***
    agencies, vagueries, TAX DODGE
    empowerment (or insecurities.) Papers Lodged.

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    *allusion to "Sister Golden Hair Surprise" America

    ** Cogswell Cogs is a fictional person/business competitor within Hanna Barbara's  "The Jetsons" cartoon

    *** water buffalo lodge is  an allusion to Hanna Barbera's "The Flintstones"

     Original lyrics and music J. Geils Band, “Freeze Frame”
    Songwriter(s): Peter Wolf, Seth Justman
    Copyright: Pal-park Music, Center City Music

     lyrics model and credits...

    http://www.elyrics.net/read/j/j.-geils-band-lyrics/freeze-frame-lyrics.html

  • omens

    crow's laughter squawking

    heavenly portents rain's tears

    I am to March on.

     

    https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQg_X3Biobvw_G-c3listC95QPSE-ZcHkNjlou4DUGShu4W8BV1

    a Heckle an Jeckle reprint...yep, and we had a lot of fun...

     

    if I follow what omens mean, everything I've been after isn't to come through at all or as planned.

  • What What? Poetry month?

    well! aren't you saucy?

    splat as the foot pops the pack

    tell me just how far.  tell me I'm naughty

    http://ahhsome.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/k-ketchup-stepping-on-packet.jpg

    oh which which should I prefer as I please

    Which plantation's Coffee or England after China's Tea

    you know it's some smear of poop about style

    it's what I believe and you do as well...that kind of pile

    which shrubs to snub for which boiled water Zing.

    http://dlp2gfjvaz867.cloudfront.net/product_photos/1050008/5x7-Coffee-Vs-Tea_original.jpg