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  • old things.

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    Eldridge

    From $196,990

    1,799 sq ft

    3br 2.5ba

    (harvest meadows, centex homes)  thus

    http://www.dol.gov/whd/minwage/america.htm#Colorado

    minimum wage $7.78

    197,000 / 7.78 = ~ 25,320 hrs or just under 13 years. $8.25 roughly is the price point for every cent saved from a job just over this areas minimimum wage saved for 10 years.

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    thus this side point to my goal of this blog which was to menti0n a comic episode from the dick vandyke show about planning and savings… where laura had heard that after nearly twenty years of savings just in time for mid-life crisis age  of her husband she bought him the fanciest sports car of his dreams with “egg money”  rob thought it was to buy him a short term gift and padded the account for that and got a sweater instead…comedy elapsed…on the show but not from this blog.

    also you will find below that I say minimum wage didn’t come into existance really as in change in importance from 1981 -1989 where it was #3.34/5 cents per hour  the following link showed how this was x years of purchase power decreasing and decreasing til  it finally was raised in  1990.. it is NOT important that these dates and time and wage points exist only that there is an ammount of money for work and from my pov when my childhood home sold in 1991 for 64,900 dollars it was a low  point in that market for sales  and also  a 14 year old home 2 bedrooms unfinished basement with a conversion to forced air heating from an all electric home which is about the only reason it sold as well as it did. the space for the 3 bedroom was framed just not finished at the time of sale. . it was amusing that this same home 3 months later was worth 4000 more  as this was a beginning in the rise of my areas aeconomic outlook… this allowed renovations to completely finish that basement and put in a sliding glass door to the back yard from the country kitchen  which with the third bedroom estimates at sale  for triple of what it sold for 22 years ago.  good investment for that person :D       but again please note it is what? still about just above 10 years at just above minimum wage for a home.  this means?  not much really changes.

    http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/….available on request………/

    thus from  the beginning of first grade through much of ninth grade, wages remained static…and there was a huge fuss about  “what minimum wage” no minim wage CUAHGE in nearly a decade and it finally changed a little the also remained relatively static for fifteen years (minus 2 changes)

    http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0774473.html

    yes is is possible to  to considered that from 1981′s 3.35 through 2011′s 7.25 the rule money loses half of it’s value in 20 years and you see nearly a doubling of the wage but when shown a constant value of dollars halfway through 30 years you might see we’ve lost almost a dollar purchase power in that time.  yet prices are still still roughly the same model 20 years later….at least about 10 years 6%  above minimum wage or a person with two merit raises dilligently saving every penny forever.  well seemingly able to make the american dream of their own home….  well see nothing is simple yet attitudes are sure held dearly that it’s only lack of discipline that keeps people from their dreams while the answer retorted is that it’s rather difficult to get such a dream alone or wait a liftime out to begin living.

    so, here’s a picture comic to that effect.

    Not for Sale

    Zestimate: $195,455

    Rent Zestimate: $1,546/mo

     

    as a side note, if one examines the minimum wage table, it will show why in 1968 it is projected that we had more purchasing power then than ever before or since…. 0.68 six eight under the oh.  what was the most successfull era here?  republican nixon,  least successful in nearly 60 years? republican bush the 2nd.  largest years of change and adjust  73-81 stag-flation and the gas embargo years where in 8 years the minimim wage double to not clear purchasing power stability.

    if you would like a different bit of math and average?

    http://www.slideshare.net/RussellJWhite/then-and-now-1955-to-2010-10821744#

     

     

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    I was on the subject again of what is different from now to times before?

    2010′s go ahead try to find a job without being online…unless you are just lucky that way.

    1980′s all you had to do was grab the paper from the macdonald’s counter…there used to be want ads.

    2010′s I don’t want minimum wage! I’ll go broke!

    1990′s I nearly finished highschool prior to the national or federal minimum wage coming into existance.

    2010′s it is possible just barely in the denver metro area to get a new home for about $200,000

    1960′s it was possible still to save $10,000 from work age to marriage…it was a brand new home and my mother’s FAVORITE story about how you had to watch those assholes forever leaving their wallets at home…. the home was paid for in cash and new cars all the time time she lost touch with the lady. oh and she saved it, and her mother made sure she picked on to marry just as well off just in case the math doesn’t add up to you. (paid rent while working and that was matched PLUS every cent the youngster herself added…yes it is illegal in the 2010′s to ask a minor to pay rent)

    2010′s it is not enough to get her number, if she doesn’t program your number into her ell on the spot or give you a CELL number, you are nothing.

    1990′s I was pleased to get a second phone line to my home.

    2010′s I had some visitors show up talented but broke.  I was aghast that they seeing the strain bought phones contracts phones 2 years before they bought food.

    1980′s I didn’t even know what a cell phone was….big brick or otherwise.

    2010′s a home costs about 200-300 thousand dollars with the exception of some very depressed areas and special situations. it is still about  ten years of what a person can make at minimum wage…there is no reason an enterprising youngster working hard and saving every dime with a support network can not put away the cost of a home in full prior to the standard accepted age of a man marrying at 26.  it’s fucking unlikely, but there is nothing terrifically different now as back before my parents were born….just more choices to be broke.  case in point the link below…the high comedy of the dick van dyke show where in laura wanted to get rob a great gift and he ruined the plan nosing into it.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0769914/plotsummary?ref_=tt_ov_pl

     

     

  • nsfw/nsfl parodies again.

    I write  different sometimes funny lyric to songs.  sometimes both the song and the new effort sucks….or just my efforts :D     I don’t care.  if I could help myself, oops, no such luck.  What follows is probably not safe for work environments and contains language and inappropriate situations/attitudes.  I’d mention who these were meant for…but perhaps they might wish plausable denyability.

    Spirit in the Sky by Norman Greenbaum
    Pizza Place, Pie-Eyed

    I can’t lie, and i risk my figure a mess
    because I’m chasin’ a slice of the best
    each bite, a heaven, I attest
    at my pizza place, Pie-eyed
    at my pizza place, Pie-eyed.
    here’s proof it needn’t be fried
    to bulk up my thighs, but’s tastes as if it’s blessed
    here comes bucket iced mini wines at my request

    compare yourself over the years we all rust
    this crap place beau jo’s has honey for the crust
    that dress wont fit dont even try
    time and choices ‘ll offend you
    but you like pizza and let’s get pie-eyed
    time and choices ‘ll offend you
    salvation pie and pie-eyed
    Quick! to heavenly slices and mud your eye!
    when you know those clothes ‘ll only make you cry
    time for double cheese ‘shrooms and garlic with white wine

    never am a wino yet I’ve wined
    flip ‘em the bird say “read this”
    lets hit them up for a pizza pie
    jalapeño pineapple even is nice
    to the pizza place for that and pie eye!
    steamin’ crusty crust and here’s mud in your eye!
    youth’s figure went to the sweet bye and bye
    celebrate with me the joy not sex but great pie
    to the pizza place! let’s get pie-eyed.

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    chevy van, sammy johns

    Statutorily banned

    On my bicycle with spokes-click tin can
    I hollered out hey diddle diddle, come get fo’ shizzle.
    where’s the free candy, little manling?
    in my pocket, next to the rocket, let’s blow.

    cause with the lettuce and some devils cabbage here
    cops lights bustin’ my derrière
    caught  me payin for too little hair
     cuff,click wrist, each of my hands
    another fucked up night for me.

    slipped and fell for a face like a bagel
    a long time in the lock-down
    can live near no school and good work none.
    judge said my best ho call is make no sound

    cause with the lettuce and some devils cabbage here
    cops lights bustin’ my derrière
    caught  me payin for too little hair
    all cuz, hey? who checks i.d’s
    another fucked up month for me.

    what makes me laugh  real huge
    is now the hood rat’s on the womans end
    3 in foster care tweeked out unfit for a shallow grave
    8 more and I’m free again.

    cause with the lettuce and some devils cabbage here
    cops lights bustin’ my derrière
    caught  me payin for too little hair
    hustled by a hoodrat daughter of the mayor
    for a couple of fucked up decades for me.

    bye bye to the lettuce and so long devils cabbage
    prison stretched my derrière
    wasn’t even playin with miss too little hair
     how many more valentines to my hand
    one fucked up life, they screwed me.

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    IT’S MY PARTY
    Lesley Gore
    It’s My Housing

    Nobody cops to where my moonshine has gone
    an all my merchandise
    Welcome to namby-pamby land
    free of fun and vice

    It’s My Housing, and i’ll shit my pants if I want to
    shit my pants if I want to, crap nuggets in my shoe
    Serve me quick or I’ll put this cane to you.

    You call this food, I’ve tasted better shoes
    it’s gross nasty and vile
    Miss Emma and a gallon midnight clear
    where’s that phone so I can dial

    It’s My Housing, and i’ll shit my pants if I want to
    SPILL my peas if I want to, howl cuz i’ve a mind to
    Serve me quick or I’ll put this cane to you.

    —— LEAD BREAK ——

    Dying isn’t always instant, pardon me if I get bored
    but, thank you, it’ll be on my time
    stay the fuck away from me with machines
    that kinda of survivin is a crime.

    It’s My Housing, and i’ll shit my pants if I want to
    shit my pants if I want to, fling my peas near you.
    Serve me quick or I’ll put this cane to you.

  • Breakfast of Champions pt.10.1%

    a rare beer breakfast has me thinking…not crying… that oi, the household to do list!  how the hell to afford that! 

    *remove two dump loads  at $57 with tarp requiring chainsaw blindy here can not operate safely , and a truck i do not really have access to…home depot green bags are 30 ish and waste management will pick them 3000 lbs and under up for $150 – the house budget at present is $75…. you should know the deal lol it’ll get done or it’s bad neighbor court. :D

    just to give you an idea that paradise here has a price tag. :D :D

     

    I’ve two oawful parodies in the world now and I will post them in honor of national poetry month  probably tomorrow.. funn how I write to ONE person and unlike kurt vonnegut’s success writing to his dead sister, I usually get comments like “charming.” (in a sarcastic tone) or -yo9ou have way too much time on your hands……  but everyone else thinks I’m funny but my intended audience!  fuck.

    I have to get dinner and thus my walk but I’m trying unsuccessfully to parley and or weild more purchasing power than my budget allows. thus I have the following:  mickey d’s, black eyed pea, papa johns, wendy’s, dell taco, burger king, frank the pizza king, 7-11, walgreens, k’mart, insidentals, and that’s my dining choices past a place I aint visited stoney creek cafe.  most of you know something about most of these places or their ilk… like a stoney creek cafe is a knock off denny’s type place greasy spon/choke and puke *smokey and the bandit… type of palace de cuisine.  papa johns is not the best nor the worst delivery pizza, frank the pizza king is a one off cracker crust joint that is pizza from the 80′s not bad but not necessarily exciting… I qm excited but I don’t think I can afford that kind of offering….drat, sev is fine for burritoes and nachos, walgreens snack food joy, kmart some rarer version of snack food joy, black eye’d pea has soup but I can make campbells at the walgreens, seven eleven, kmarts just as inexpensively and whatever if they fail me with chicken noodle.  burgerking is the hammmmmmv burgers, mc d’s is the chicken sandwich   wendy’s sald’s snack nuggets,  dell taco a knock off of taco bell and not even half as good….but they have fish tacos and theyr’e good mmmm. but I’m going to cry if it’s 0 smacks for the right dinner… I want to spend under five and share.

     

    welp. I’ve an idea lets get to it :D I’m not doing a beer lunch too.

     

    it’s my houseing and  pizza place, pie eyed are the two not three coming.

  • shopping

    Controlled Enclousure

    walk, looking at pricey things

    spend inside the box.

     

    I stopped at

    http://www.renziosgreekfood.com/images/home-photos/05.jpg

    right click on mouse and choose view image if you’d like the haha that no where in this picture does it saygood or tastey food…. it was bland and boring I jinxed myself saying that earlier  on someone’s blog oi. naughty me.

    I didn’t go into william sonomas  the cooking store… drag.

    I did go into lenscrafters  the longest running place manufacturing my glasses…well holy sha poo poo, they can no longer help me, my prescription is too large….insert explitive here… they’re the first company to get me into wireframes  and even the fancy mylar mirror coating on a one set of fancy sunglasses… and were reasonable!

    I briefly considered a pretzle and thenmagically a cookie showed up :D

     

    all of this and I didn’t even go  shopping per say :D

     

    da mall…. they were packed! the entire county schools were doing a big fancy art exhibit for thehs aged kids from all I read.

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    afterwards I visited a computer megastore to show up yet again with the drive caddy to no drive where did it go george? watch out for that tree shaped likea bat between the eyes d’oh!  watch this caddy will disappear and ny drive will show up again ack!… I shouldn’t say that jinx-away!  I got another usb to micro usb so I can charge my pone and that showed up too! rrrrgh!  but the mentos and diet pop were pleasing….just guess what happened away from the elctronics with those two items! :D

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    all of this was fuels by far too little sleep and far too much caffeine. I got my two hour nap in the tub ahhhhh relaxation.  if I fear  sleep apneia or some other stupidity I don’t fill the tub as high or at all :D   common sense yo. otherwise bliss :D

     

    well the western digital drive from 2 computers ago if it shows has a disney movie collection, tsukikageran  and a variety of weird or old albums of music    the drive I’m less itnterested in has a few odd vids and music albums.. maybe a movie or two. I’m mainly interested in seeing if it has a few of my pictures since webshots reorganized.  let’s all of you hope with more or go hunh???!  whatever your pleasure.  yes I remember where I put things in my chaos

     

     

  • Santa’s Presents

    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21589935

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a2/Cladonia_rangifera_underside.JPG/220px-Cladonia_rangifera_underside.JPG

     

    out on frozen wastes

    a silent angel battles!

    for live’s worth noting

     

    prions – malevolent protein

    are made toothless again yay!

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    Those of you who care about how the earth doesn’t need us type talk can be gratified once again by how the not so alarming issue of bovine spongiform encephalitis having now some natural remedy that doesn’t involve turning your farm into bit of lava rock for another’s gas bbq grill.  it would appear reindeer lichen can degrade a prion able to withstand 1100F temperatures and still be lethal to humans as well as animals may be…MAY… see some safer non lava temperature remedies..  it appears one can now say holy shit because what Santa’s reindeer eat has in it the answer…reindeer lichen.

  • Meaning In Wiki?

    why would the meaning of the earth be 42?

    douglas adams said as much in his hitchhiker’s series

    but hop aboard the gravity train and you’re there

    everywhere in about 42

    what harder meaning is there  to be swallowing?

    we only have to contain the sun minor detail shaped pear.

    wheat and wheaties has chromosomes 42.

    oh don’t lie if it only cost less than half sale

    do I have something, do you declare?

    time for me to 23 skidoo

     

  • unappologetic drippy religiousness

    I gots to be useful

    thanks be to god for that yay.

    I sure hope I helped.

     

    I know this sounds dumb but such is my lot to worry over feeling useful at all in this life.  I haven’t a steady job.  I have a pile of real thorney health issues.  I have a cup of tea brewing on the stove.  yeah just like that. what more can i do but the best I know how and try my best to ease just one iota of other’s pains?  what ore?  of course ** didn’t do it god, did such is my lil humble point or dillusions of munchkins on the moon if you belive differently than i do and such is your reward and hopefully your thoughts searve you well too.

     

    I was lucky the furnace decided upon MY request to begin running again that house was at 52F degrees chilly!  yes, scary as this is i turned the fucker off at the brain/thermostat and then back on after hours of a pause and it works.  that is a very fearful thing mucking with the main bits of the house. quite expensive if I fuck it up and that means if it chooses not to work and i touched it last.

     

    I hope my friend has an easier time of  her challenges after hearing I had mine longer and they’re just one more thing to me.  that doesn’t mean lol it is any less scarey a situation not working right wuote unquote. nor is it MY fault in my opinion.. I just care and i hope that helps.

     

    many have helped with naughty views of that to make me drool no not naughty as in untowards… most of my pals  are married elsewhere!  but within decency they care to make me par t of their lives and lol bedevil me still.   oo do I have nice pals  oo lala..

     

    will this titilation result in a date?  will I get lucky and like a lifelong disease?   I would not mind being healthier if I knew better how to manage tahat blessing.  but in truth I’m but pleased this moment to be an aid to those who need someone to hold their hand and say you can do this..why? because i’m still here and I’ve had to my own self that’s my proof it’s possible.  sometimes that’s the best gift of life I have to know you can because I have already.

     

    thank you god.  i am sorry i’m a lousy servant but thank you for just a little blessing to help another.

    oh, by the way the furnace really is broken… it appears to have a flame sensor and or a busted thermostat issue.  it will turn on but cuts out almost immediately…as in fan, flame big fan shut off behaviour. which neither worry me much as both parts can be replace in the 300 range of a service call and such isn’t the biggest hell there is and neither is user servacable so I do not have. to do it so :D   there will be a landlord call happening around this house :D boo to that but yay to it maybe. maybe being a simpler fix with parts easily available and in town. :D .  boo that i touched it last and now it doesn’t work but yay such isn’t behavior-wise something I could have broke :D

     

    and lucky me gets to be in the other part of the house with a working furnace all cozy and warmmmm ooo lala till bitchy sis gets home to yell at me for enjoying myself in her domain :D lol

  • Meaning?

    you’re a 1 c is much better. You weren’t (went) from 10.4 down to 8.8.    ____________said Good Job. Keep up the go to work. Make sure you’re taking your medications and we’ll see you in a couple months. Thanks. Bye.

     

    let’s be honest I ate better from mid october til early january than I did from januarytill that test… with the exception of as much “chase the girl” liquid meals.  neither number is good by the way I should be below 6′s always period. but in context the holidays the everything… pay attentionto what I play with the absolutely counter intuitive information  of don’t live that way!!!! and yet everytime I do I ‘m in better baseline health that is usual.


    yes literally, I chased sex and lost of course why should I win  oh and I got a job offer too til I tried to provoe i could do it it….  yes get drunk and chase woman and get offered work and there is my numbers improving if I am an inveterate alcoholic versus wanna be health guru.

    so in utter arrogance, I posit this bit of semi horse shit, – I still cook better than the lot of you.

  • Mists Of Yellow Snow

    a popular adult snow cone is that of shave ice….snow is adding the flavor to it… obviously one of an alcoholic nature.  i.e. a scottich mist is snow with scotch over it….  why not cheap american whiskey over over WHITE snow?  New world Mists…. ooo me so clever but this is a drink that shant catch on because inexpensive spirits aren’t as palatable.  anys

     

    thrown down Super Munchkin

    Winnin’ Games i dont Understand

    yellow card Flurries.

     

    drafts remembered once warm

    now white speaks again of its cold

    fired blacked and brass coughin

     

    two handfuls splash’d o’er

    mellowin’ the new world

    non dog’d snow, whiskey.

     

  • concrete light.

    this morning is another circle

    another pond ring rippling

    it’s snowing in that misty way

    a way that for now wont stick

    I’m up in the night as  if I’m cold

    and must walk around to warm up

    the thermostat says I must be joking

    and so

    my lights

    are on

    thoughts

    swirl

    there’s

    not a

    damed

    thing

    to do.

    but wait to

    fall again into the happy darkness.