January 28, 2012

• socially sighting.

  

   

  the place?

  Dave and Buster’s

   

  the goal

  get blind people mixing *laid.

   

   for a little community support, tix reduced – but the goal is to mix. have fun. meet people…naughty way to say that is “meat people”  but any jerk can find the sausage… it’s lady’s night and the hotel ballroom if you remember your BLUES BROTHERS”    lady’s where are you?

   

  - laugh at me if you will but i suggest

  chicken: girls like chicken and veg plate’s easy to ask for but will be god damned if it’s the cheapest offering on the menu..so people have standards and class.

   

  ‘m sorry but to tell you of this in real time requires me to be …brash and or opinionated. i do actually care and i’m working with fewer words

   

  I suggest that shuffle board while not a blind person’s skill is fun in that its going to allow for touching..that electric connection with interaction…action..heh

   

  I thus selection italian rosemary chicken as the opening offering of a lunch buffet/if over twenty but better intimate with plate- 12 something a plate not too pricey not too cheap either.- caesar salad fettecini roll.  all parties must be over 21 as duh booze may not be featured but is a time honored social lubricant…someone I’m thinking of is laughing uproariously.

   

  logistics and social accumen require one to have help to find the place from the local train if folk are coming that way- most will likely arrive via assisted means which is fine but some wanna be independant.  but who the HELL wants to be handheld to the door except by a sexy sig O?  so social acumen must be considered… not a juerk.  or try not to be … anyways.

   

  I know it’s the dumbest game ever but small groups of socializing folk  can  groups gainst groups play some crazy eights as it’s uno sure but not uno it’s regular playing …poke her… cards brailled of course and not the  worst game for cheating at …shh it.. larceny is a time honored method of being dumb stylish to some.

   

  candles of the gift bags… and a rose.. who doesn’t want to feel special?  but with a brailled tag so it’s fucking identifuyable yet share a scentable… who’s up your nose tonight?  ooo nasal sex mmm. yeah yeah oh gross haha. 

   

  what i can think of is guy ish things that ccheap.. I don’t want a fucking “lame” candle.  I cant expect over and over free thumbdrives of music they aiint that cheap.    but something “cool” guys can laugh or talk about that’s textured cool and memorable….useful cheap.  games that aren’t as lame as josh calling bingo with 200 facts or so yippe of the number or UNO ug… but like shuffle board are interactive and electric.  I deas please.

   

  it can be managed for about 20 a head with corporate contributions.  no offense but I’m on a fixed income meaning 20 plus 12 to get to and from is expensive to me.  but if she’s cute i might blow 20 more and have a hell of a month out and chat on the phone… not me personally i want someone i already chatter with but i’m here at this event brother’s cooking up as i love him but want someone I found already.  plus i’m far too anti social anyways.

   

  next, no offense meaning this is insulting but many folk have the dining habits of pigs as blind folk and or normal folk and it’s entirely offputting to ladies of class even if they’re worse.  social grace means i want not the cheapest itemry but something not a damn sandwich but a classy lunch…noodles will  be all over the floor but the place gets paid and some staff will cover oops you’ve a slimy noodle on your shirt type stuff…hopefully this means mostly female staff because girls are better at social grace and auto cute for guys and acceptable to other gals typically.  sorry this is truth and documentable best case scenario to being succefssfull in  public customer service.  feel free to crucify me but i am not far wrong and chip’n'dales dancers are an acception but the sausage party isn’t remotely interested

   

  pool, lame because i can’t hardly play it sighted. darts same thing partitially sight.  and a real hazzard to be darted on a date?? outting…video games so don’t care if totally blind. dancing sure dj perhaps present  i do a mean conga line always = many summers of camp counseling but I can’t dance…oh go ahead sing that phil collins tune  no i can’t dance only thing about me is the way I walk.

   

  sports while gals are interested adctually but it can not be a tv and guys in sports church…not a mixer  not social

  it’s next door to a movie theater with I believe dvs actually.  good

  food’s covered, it’s a bar for chrissakes so booze is there but the point is the food and booze is to be there but not the focus nor but a simple option. 

   

  slap games are fun and that touching thing is cool but how to not cheat at it with braille?    I know!  anyone ever hear of egyptian rat fuck?  racculars?  like war you play but due to “cheating possibilities” no onlooks at the cards  they’re “called” if it’s a match…slap! you WIN if first biggest table winners and such not are prixes and yays whoopdie fuck it’s sorta fun and has a rude name for the over 21.  and?the pain of winning is a slap on the wrist   ahhhh electric touching again.  I know this is people with sight /staff intensive but fuck it it’s a sponsored outting and perhaps people like the tax write off and community good favor of “helping others”

   

   i’m thinking ring toss…ahhh another rude symbolism but for trivia.. i’l;l work on that and I’m a crack trivia dude duh I call trivia bingo already  I’m not afraid of lite embarassment as it’s all in fun  someone has to dress up like a shaggy bear as the booby prize for wrong answer dance with a fuzzy bear or something.. again interactive.. ideas people   please.  for the electric slide line of shame!  answe r right and you win? safety!

   

  shyness i’m considering I am okay at outgoing shine but not everyone is- so hmn how to allow and celebrate everyone?

   

  anyways. that’s one facet of my night … next post is cocktail napkin haiku as i get pictures

   

   

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