June 9, 2012

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  courtesy of @aloysius_son ‘s http://aloysius-son.xanga.com/763797386/to-tell-the-truth/ lil game and lame tag those You policy as in figure out your choice and ethics… grumble… here’s my 2nd truth and lies guess  if you know  me post.

  last time it was 2 for one truth and lies wherein @ peacenow  won and hope she stil see the color’s me in a close tie breaker again a shoe fella who through or via him I found my internet vitals posted al acros the net after voting for his stories. I’ma not a terrorist with the possible exception to insect life.  @divajyoti in her previous incarnations didn’t hurt me for selecting just GRAPEly with the boobie prize.

  I would appreciate no one spreading my internet information around just tell me to f=off and write a nice ditty about why you think I may be something less than appetizing.

  this said, this is 2-for-1 lies to truths!  2 lies  one truth that mans 3 truths   Guess which are true and you may win- in cases of ties I warn you this years criterion is not how feminine or pretty I think you are but how likely I think you are to send me mail… yes, that’s right boys can win but are still classically disadvantaged as no guy likes waiting in line at the post office for some crappy gift he never wanted anyways.

  1. I have fluctuated over 60 lbs in weight my adult life
  2. I can sing some
  3. Liver rocks mmmm
  4. My favorite author is neil barret jr
  5. My first grade adjusted iq. is 145 I still test the same 30 later.
  6. I own a dog
  7. I’m a horrible lawbreaker
  8. I pilot airplanes
  9. I love pickles and ice cream but not together.

  have patience if you want anything out of me.

   answers/winners

  as i have 9 offerings and six are lies we’re playing this game called spot the truth. or at least i thought we were

  the answers of the questions are

  1 i’ve fluctuated in weight over sixty pounds my adult life:  this is true.  i left highschool at 218 got as high as 236.5 …sore knees don’t recommend- mostly stayed at 218 then in the 200′s the 200′s then plummeted to 175.5 in hospital for 816mg/dl sugars. i’ve one caviot to add, at 2– i was finally shrimp enough that i got held up at gunpoint right outside my front gate.  yes, weight matters it’s all in a look.

  2 I can sing…are you kidding? I know what perfect pitch is thanks to years enough of playing violin poorly jack benny proficient would have been a total step up. *he actually could play well enough to make a not elite but a symphony)  I however am loud enough but can not hear me. so consequently all the vocal modulations in the world don’t matter a damn unless your calllling for dog howl.. I can not! sing.

  3. liver rocks mmmmm?  BLICK! this is false- I’m weird enough that i like the SMELL of liver but pretty much wretch on taste don’t bother i can not eat  cow chicken turkey duck antelop bison elk deer who cares keep the liver to yourself@  oh and cod liver oil is gross to but a fine source of vitamins.

  4 my favorite author is most certainly NOT neil barret jr. his is the one and only book i was so pissed i spent money on that i burnt.  ”dawn’s uncertain light” I’m sure there are copies still available.

  5 I’m a tested professionally genius since first grade and still to the best of my moments test about the same.  I a. truly doesn’t matter much as it’s far too subjective please understand that first but the answer is true. however I can have brain dead moments and test poorly.

  6 it is false i do not own a dog. I haven’t sought a pet of my own this lifetime although I have registered pets as mine  as I means tested for discount care for them- which if you followed the schedules? turned out in some realities one of them realities mine to cost more than cash care.

  7. false. i haven’t gotten a ticket knock on wood in over 23 years.

   

  *. I haven’t so much as piloted a remote control airplain  never really played and fascimile long of computer / video games where in the poit was to practice flying long enough to remember them and the fact I’m blind and currently am not visiting any pilots means i’ve not operated an airplain and not expecting to anytime soon.

   

  9. i do indeed trully love pickles and ice cream but again not together .  I like the old peter piper whol dills in the plastic with the juices, i like the claussens I don’t ador sweet pickles as much I love dill relish I  I just know someones going to entendre this like a hot pickle…dill with chili peppers thanks har har har. my favorit ice cream is pistachio, not pistachio almond pistachio, butter pecan’s nice kroger’s old death by chocolate with truffles, reg choc neopolitan at grandmom’s house, etc etc  my least favorite flavor to date is no, not seal icecream but mint choc. i like thin mints but am just not a fan of mint choc.. dough is second

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  the winners if i’m to be anything near fair to logic are:  @peacenow lol who won the last installment of this game too…brat.  @peridot21 and @godfatherofgreenbay are deemed for the boobie prize tie: why – one could arugue that dot did answer on one truth wrong thus might be said to get 2 out of 3 right for her efforts… but i never got away with that logic in any school so i’ll poo pooingly honor my teachings..but hey you get something out of the deal.  gfob’b was a good insert lame cheap shot at his religion here… sorta soul and got 3 lies correct but didn’t pick out a single truth I grew up jw  and there fore you owe me a humorous slant like hey jw’s aren’t supposed to take blood transfusions why with you insulin made from human blood grown in the bcteria of feces fed the right sugar diet are you still here? non believer one two striuck gold three dominoes fall? no, not a jw just grew up one….for some strange reason not planning on choosing the truth of death now …but you’ll come up with something and i hope its a smile.

  I ve offered prizes. therefore you’ll need to send address where you wish said mailed or say thanks no thanks on thepunishment mail  :D game is declared over 3 played 3 won I’m sorta nice.

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