June 25, 2012
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sj rewrites the hits
Ever find yourself in the wrong chair? the following is an example of just one such experience. sj rewrites the hits. this one is for those about to rock, we salute you- ac/dc….which may now become
Dumbass sat on the hill, they will bite you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOo1oovk6oc
oh wanh, wanh you’ll howl tonight from those fire ant bites wanh, boo whoo.
sit and start countin’ this is what the inattentive recive moments begthey’ll bite your heals or and everything else without repreive wail wail you’re comedy’s cheer and you to sit in harm’s way the moment’ll be legend – laughter’s cause you will regret this day.
hey dumbass, you sat on the hill and they. bit you. hey DUMBASS, you sat on the hill- and they bit you
they’ll bite you at dawn- even form a line electric lightning pain just for you ou learn to cry at dancing orange and yellow toss and turn there’s no comfort tonight
hey dumbass who sat on the hill, they will bite you hey dumbass who sat on the hill, the will bite you yes they will hey dumbass who sat on the hill, they will bite you chew right through boo hoo hoo.
paper cuts and lemon’s acid won’t make you placid neither will fireants all over you just sit your boulders or balls any old fashion there’ll be laughter watching you move
hey dumbass who sat on the hill, FIREANTS, they will bite you. hey dumbass who sat on the hill, they will bite you dumbass on the hill, FIREANTS, they will bite you FIREANTS they will bite you THEY WILL bite you
calamine lotion dumbass who’s on the hill, they will bite you, *x4 eek ouch *x2 they will eat what you leave you’ll jump high comedy you’ll make they will bite you (ain’t gonna give up, just jump in a lake- they will bite you) they will bite you *x3 FIREANTS
Comments (18)
One good story should
follow another. Enjoy
“The Picnic Panic“.
XD
@Lakakalo - the ever popular past time? poisoning pigeons in the park – tom leher … or a slice ofmagical blueberry piethat talks back and runs away…. the smurfs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W7Xy_I_pRE
@starmanjones -
GAH! Now I have that
song stuck in my head… WHY WON’T
THEY STOP SINGING?! WHY!?!
>_<
@Lakakalo -
happy berry pie- sugar sweet living alive! – fruit outside the crust.
@starmanjones -
What exactly do
Smurfberries taste like? Heard they’re
pretty expensive.
now to have you sing this
I don’t think I’ve ever been bit by an ant but I think I was just bit by a bee while I was picking raspberries just now. I went to pick what I thought was a black raspberry but I got a bite and then heard buzzing.
@Lakakalo - wouldn’tnow in any even as I don’t like marijuanna which at best smells like rancid vegetation and at worst foulest kitty urine. and I don’t really eat cereal much and puff cereals never ever came close to my favorites of frosted mini wheats and grapenuts, now adays blueberry almond crunch, honey nut o’d… I actually dislike the cocoal cereals and don’t get orgasmic with the fruit loops junk but puff cereals tend to bore me. plus I’m a diabetic and that’s carb intensive stuff sugary cereal *starch which is also sugar in a sugary milk… yeah kaboom carbs! not.
I have however had the smurf berries in my childhood so I’ll tell ya, I’m truly surprised they didn’t try to make a smurfberry smoothy like renaming bobas as smurf berries. in all actuality http://english.chinatibetnews.com/TibetdDiscovery/attachement/jpg/site2/20090703/0016d391de740bb7b10925.jpg
http://ledameredith.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/red-currants.jpg
I’m surprised no one has tried to make smurf berries fit the real fruits similar enough in looks to be credibly smurf berries like the first pic is gOji berry or wolfberries of china in this case or the red currents that might be a tad more european
smuurf being increbly small ight also have planted the less commercial in the usa lignon berry
or logan berry
@Bels_Kaylar - rusty bukets carry better tunes
@Bels_Kaylar - You mean the song from “The Picnic Panic” or the Smurf song?
@starmanjones -
Glad I know better
than inquiring about the
taste of Snozzberries.
@Lakakalo - tapiocapearls bobas hmn tapioca to me has always been boiled boogers puddding
@godfatherofgreenbay – that deserves the smoosh. I’m glad you didn’t bite into the “berry”
Just always, watch out for fire ants.
@Big_Bang_Theory - I did after my particular encounter
I literally sat on a fireant hill. oopsie. *contrary to the song’s hyperboloy of waving orange and yellow *chicken what are ya yeller?… I have never been bee stung or fireant bit.. I have been chomped by a carpenter ant and fly bit enough times to cuss… but never bee stung or fireant bit… yes, I knocked on wood
as am I, I remember a church picnic at the city park years ago. The pastor’s wife was drinking a coke and she set it down and a bee flew into the can but she didn’t know. She took a drink and got stung in the mouth and had to be rushed to the hospital. And that is why I don’t like drinking from cans and prefer putting the cap back on after I drink from a bottle.
@godfatherofgreenbay - eek. nowthat i’ve stated I have yet to have the pleasure of a bee sting or fireant bite, I have however not missed contact with hornet yellow jacket paper wasp or honey bee, and of course fireants….black widow spiders hopping rides on my arm…. etc it frightens me as all creepy crawlies do. there is NOTHING like being screamed to stop! don’t move. zzzzzzzzzzz around the eye. I mean ug
@starmanjones - i doubt that, given your perfect ear. (is there a musical Van Gogh somewhere? sideways of nothing
@Lakakalo - i meant the song he wrote for this blog, with the AC/DC guitars
(i need to come visit you, to see what thy talent has done for us lately 
@Bels_Kaylar - I’m not poking out my eye to sing better
yeah, I really do think I’m funny. 