September 13, 2012

• guess work

  if you don’t consume tobacco, good for you.  If you do and you, like me, think it’s time to tone that down yet the previous will to do so isn’t working?

  

  hair brained schemes commence!

  I’m told I can’t ta  with a ke whatever that chantex stuff as it’s not a great idea with my kidney issues.

  I get ill with the correct for me patch of step first the huge patch..yes after under but close to a pack a day for years 18 I still get ill with 4mg/24hour patches, the correct first step in the patch system.  I also have no desire NOT to smoke…shhh, I know that’s a doublenegative and it is purposeful.

  cold turkey can last anywhere from 1 – 69 hours

  smoking lesser nicotine containing cigarrettes is a mixed bag of results:

    american spirits sure do burn slower than say a marlboro/camel/winston BUT the 1.1mg/nicotine  of a marlboro/camel/winston red to an american spirit yellow pack’s 0.7mg nicotine just isn’t enough and fuck the ultralights- I turn those lil cotton butt-ends black

  gum is on par with the big patch, it makes me ill and as added disencentive – it taste like vile.

  so,  pipe smoking.  going grandpa *or in this case, great grandpa.

  http://www.starscientific.com/404/Fagerstrom%20The%20nicotine%20Market.pdf  shows me in a quick scan that pip smoking is roughly 1g product to 1.5mg’s absorbed nicotine. or a 1.75 oz… yes the purposeful numbers confusion is shown oz/mg…. because 28.3g is the av. ounce or 16oz./lb scale by which tobacco is sold so ~35 grams is my lil half now gone pipe tobacco pouch and I’ve saved myself imprecisely just over 2 packs of cigarettes and thus simple guestimation shows I’ve INCREASED nicotine intake…oo backsliding.  but I have managed in one stroke to save myself 5 dollars already.  yes, a whole five dollars … in reality the pipe cost something too so I really saved nothing as is what truly happens or this wouldn’t be a hair-brained scheme!  

  if you’d like information on nicotine content you’ll have to hunt for it- I already have in years past and there is variation in formulation as is required by patent / copyright law and to goose up sales… it’s unlikely to alter terrifically much.  next, if you’d like information on how marlboro cigarettes have been known to be processed with ammonia, camel’s squareol *a portion of the clary sage essential oil. – winston’s supposedly no additional additives yet! all tobacco is 25% post consumer content or thereabouts or all the old tobacco is put back in a giant tank and made to smell like tobacco again driet out and shaved back into tobacco…i.e. the tank may not have “any additional additives other than tobacco…” but what came before is already there  you can hunt this and more information like how it is n where near impossible to obtain flavored cigarettes like clove or those fancy orange mint camels…but it is currently illegal in the usa to sell them so you must import them..you can dig this crap up for yourself- it’s five pages ofknown additives that have or once did flavor tobacco and I’d bet you money  only the cherry  bubble gum orange and known to us flavors are banned but not all the list.  not by a long shot.  certainly not ammonia to break down the blood brain barrier making nicotine far more addictive  oh lord  no, but cherry smokes, the kid’s ‘ll smoke those gotta ban them  ;)

   

  now, thank you for allowing me to write this allll out and see that I’m a goof when i thought i was brilliant.  and perhaps I’ll take to a pip – it ultimately is classy as vices go, and it in the short term reduces the nicotine intake as i can go longer without a puff than before while this isn’t surprising really as I can go  a day without cigarettes fairly easily already even though i don’t want to admit that  aloud.

   

  smokeless cigarettes:

  the most powerful “carton’ of cigarettes is the 35 mg vial of smokeless whatever it is.  a carton is 200 cigarettes which I’ve point out are 1.1mg each or 220mg in a carton, nicotine.  who the fuck lied to YOU?  smokeless e0cigarette advertising!  ;)  if you find it difficult to get that nicotine “fix” perhaps this lil bit of math will show you why.  1/7th?   I will point out that these things will ease the craving SOME and you will in time ease your intake.  and? the upshot is the things are wicked cool – you can smoke them anywhere as they legally aren’t tobacco, but please don’t be a fucktard about proving the point…you aren’t likely to bring a legal team in your pocket and likely also don’t have the best credability to win at being anything but a jackass.    

   

  oh, and while i can’t do a lot of algebra, I am capable of basic math and still am able to perform such.  while the above isn’t meant to win me a prize in arithamatic, I do expect it to prove the point that there should be a lil mathmatic basis for decisions…

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