November 16, 2012
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daynomite.
I’ve cycled my oven
I have let my chicken remain thawed
I have looked twice at my dials
I have cleaned as I went
I have made with love my best
I have placed it into the care of time
I careful to allow extra adjustments
I checked minimally
I wait a moment to allow rest
I slice into my prize
I see red
20 minutes more
I see red.
I have failed
cooking times may vary
I have no patience now
I pull indelicately
I autopsy
I see red everywhere
I should say I missed my mark by half.
I read it takes longer.
I read of tricks
Iread of trade secrets
I remember again the gods
I creamate my remains
I hold forth the picture of the promise of bird
I cannibalize the broken wing
I think to the sandwiches coming

I must toil to the business of remembrance
I must toil to the work of justice
I must’nt resort to sledgehammering my oven
I must…oh yeah, maybe that olive oblong pill
oh to ham up my day dynamited
oh to cackle again while I sort out potions
I mustn’t let myself forget
the chicken is and was…already dead
I must RESIST foul odors
I must check that ash into the vent from the burner
I must check the sensor probe didn’t kaput
I must stop eating eggs too
I must rise again of flatten carcass
I must make of you soup
oh to smell redemption boiling
oh to taste what can still come again alive.
Comments (11)
yes, indeed – when all else fails, make soup! a great philosophy both in and out of the kitchen. Loved the running account, too. Bon Apetite!
lol@funny Chef!
You have a real flair for finding the weirdness in the mundane.
@SandraErickson - I can’t help thinking of robert newton pecks series about said character soup. when pigs fly. well sunday is stock day let us hope i don’t have to get a swanson salvation.
@MichellelyNg - oh don’t get me wrong I very much was ready to sledgehammer the oven…understand that i purposefully don’t own a sledgehammer.
@Six_Days_Divided_by_Blondville - I’ll be taking that as a compliment :D
@starmanjones - You should
@starmanjones - oh really? I always got you wrong lol
@Six_Days_Divided_by_Blondville - :)
@MichellelyNg - someone named michelley is ornery
@starmanjones - oh poor you have such an ornery friend. But lucky me as my name is michellelyng not as your nornery friend “michelley”


@MichellelyNg - :D lol
nomnomnomnomnomnom chicken now I am hungry grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
@Want2FitIn2Fat2Fit - lol a lioness of.. athe safest time to be in company is dinner but watch out, they’re wild
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