February 6, 2013

  • shoveling shapoopoo

    I like the 50′s tune shaving creme. you dont know shhh from shaving creme be nie and clean shave every day and you’ll always look keen.  why? because it’s funny how much we do not need to cuss to be understood.  of course toss in a bit of foul language and it’s like a fart joke, somehow always funny…. til you’re a mom or dad having to retrain a toddler potty mouth sailor/trucker in training….but yeah.  why do cuss words have this appeal?  they are laden with emotion and thus perfect for getting an emotion across… drop an iron on your foot you hop around say bleep blep bleep till it feels better…. believee it or not mythbusters prooved a correlation between cussing and pain relief.  and not a bleeping thing of these sentences is what I came on here to say.

     

    I cane on here to say I was looking at shovels the other day because @saintvi had to shovel herself out of her northern clime’s snow in.  I came here to say in honor of feminism that women are better shovellers than men anatomically.  I came here to toss up a decidely non-feminist magazine thing that says woman are better than men in a lot of ways like being more stable especially in getting and keeping employment in tough times and yet\.  I came to saycussing or shoveling out a lot of shapoopoo is a recipe….for joy and laughter.

     

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zb1qsVqjwg

    utah phillips, moose turd pie.

     

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rpq6u8hYgk

    benny bell shaving cream song 1946….oh yeah it’s a 50′s song…real on top of the facts there josh.

     

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZhVNSuyh4Q

    a pile of shaving cream….. huge shaving pile of shaving cream.

     

    http://www.cosmopolitan.com/advice/tips/women-better-than-men-things#slide-1

    cosmopolitan magazine’s things women do better than men
     - topically scientific

     

    http://climatechange.umaine.edu/Research/Contrib/images/shovel.jpg

     

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmtxVR8p5sA

    mindy mccready – guys do it all the time.  to point out some innequity.

     

    http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/513rxtDqJNL._SX342_.jpg

     

    Feminism – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feminism

    Feminism is a collection of movements and ideologies aimed at defining, establishing, and defending equal political, economic, and social rights for women.

     

    http://theextravagantplatypus.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/equal-rites.jpg

     

    http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2012/10/24/163536890/equal-pay-for-equal-work-not-even-college-helps-women

    equal pay is still an issue.

     

    but enough of the rah rah rah rah for the ladies.

    https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT4y0jF37_7auzJ8l7W9ht-s7VumBzsmDHdsawfUGK1HiSlC7lycg

Comments (8)

  • the man card, at the very end – missed one – f*ckin’ blog about feminism… 
    props starman!

  • Cuss words are the “um”s of the spoken word. They help keep the rhythm of language in a less than articulate person. How do I know? It takes one to know one! :D

  • @xplorrn - :)    I do like shovelling some dookie out there

    there is a matter of proof and it is the last pike i suppose there is. once it is achieved and not until then will there be equality so to speak meaning there will be lady president  not everyone is a majority of others choice…no matter their own opinions on the subject.  that’s true. queen Vicky? the namesake to us Occidentals as the Victorian age?  Victorian homes still are termed that the queen built none yet has architecture named after her. but until there is a lady president of the usa there is no equality.

    I list there is more stability and easier employment achievement for woman out there according to cosmo which presumably is based on some “study” lol  this is true.  but look over your own life and tell me anywhere in it you were rewarded commensurately with the real efforts you put forth?  I find it laughably ironic that the truth is if someone is historically cheaper to employ they will find it easier to acheive employment and overall the point is to get and maintain a job.  there is some happy horseshit that woman do not negotiate for better pay… crap whever.  lady’s get the shit shifts keep up after the kids and those who take “charge” some of them are girls too get all the rewards of life.  there isn’t enough cream on topo for everyone and it’s fattening anyways someone will get the milk and if it’s a cat or dog ithere is likely to be some diarrhea real soon afterwards.  every job I got where I felt I got the shit end of the stick I was told to stop whining and be grateful I was employed at all and develop a better attitude .  I bet you were too lol  some people get promoted I wasn’t one of them I never achieved that which is a tragedy but this doesn’t mean there isn’t equality for blind people it just means i didn’t achieve upward mobility when I worked which might mean I wasn’t someone elses choice for better…that much is true… and to be fair about it such is a whimsical situation  any number of things can damage one’s chances  ability however rarely is one of the factors… being someone elses version of cool is.  that old boy network thing hasn’t changed and never really will you are going to go places in life because other’s do or do not want you to. coplaining about luck isn’t a way to get better luck though :D

    equality  it’s a fight to get more and nothing whatever to do with “equality.

  • here I thought this was going to be a shpadoinkle post.

  • @godfatherofgreenbay - Oh dear God. You know the musical?! I shall have to post it for my silly starman. Because he is behaving as a sissy boy, I know he shall love this number!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CizU8aB3c8

    Starman; I hope you know my comments are in jest. I actually am writing a post that mentions you….. Oh, the musical Cannibal is written by the silly boys that created South Park and the Tony award winning musical, the Book of Mormon.

  • @Kellsbella - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJNOahjAhWA  instead of talking into my hand, a dear john letter

  • @Kellsbella - I actually think I saw that movie before I saw South Park.  my parents got Cinemax back in the day and there was a magazine that came with the cable bill and it would have all the movies for the month that Cinemax would be showing.  One month I discovered Cannibal the Musical and taped it because it was on at like 3AM.  I watched it the next day after school and it blew my mind.

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