March 17, 2013
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The WRONG Way
is it cool to push a cork into a wine bottle when one needn’t display a cork nor impress a single soul save me with icy chilled wine? perhaps. I’m toasting on the fires of martha stewart hell for doing it all wrong andnot feeling guilty for said sin.
however I know its heavy and I know it bulky but if you lift a fence section one quarter of an inch off the ground and whoever infront or behind has to now lift struggle and bemoan your uselessness. because you have cost me now more effort and offered me no safety margins and are intent on doing it the laziest way possible I will not conclude that it is a dispensation with superfluous appearances but real live safety concerns. one can not carry a fence section hoping the nails will hold past what they’re designed to hold like one inch of board versus a whole section of fence. one can carry a section from the middle or bottom rails vertically with help and move far swifter and safer because setting it down for a rest or obsticle is easy fast and planned for carrying it like an oversized pizza pie while it is easy it accounts for no corners nor safty even stting it down is an arduousness to do it safely. this is why after 20 years of moving professionally i avoid doing too many things wrong. it causes damage arguments and makes a five minute job a 10 minute war and 1 week healing period about 50% of the time. am I though wrong to complain to do things right?
yes, because who needs complaints when it just needs to get done and they do not care.?. but remember then next time you’re out in the world railing about how unfair life can be, that you had a choice to acheive it correctly where more could be of use and included not divine like you how to work around laziness of the job. or that safety counts from the beginning not after you get hurt.
yes one isn’t to push a bottle’s cork in because most want to see the proof of the wine they purchased …not see it spilt for doing it wrong of taste yucky cork two hours later because you soaked the cork directly in the wine… anyone knowing why this is bad may notice a wine chiller is neither flat bottle laying down nor a bottle stood straight up nor is a fancy wine cellar… there are reasons of the wine lasting logner tasting nicer. but. such is the point above when it is or is not allowable to do it the wrong way.
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Reading this took me back many years to a time my then fiance and I went to a cabin in the woods for my birthday. It was cold and we opened this tall bottle of wine (which actually was bought for the interesting bottle, and it reflected in it’s not so great bitter dry taste). However, we didn’t have a corkscrew, and had to dig out the cork with his pocket knife. Some pieces fell into the wine. Not fun.
It’s important to know when to push in the cork.
Actually, I’d never thought of pushing in a cork. Some cork dork I be.
@Crystalinne - heheheheh… so you are sharing how it isn’t all that romantic sometimes now is it?
@distractedbyzombies - in non fancy situations only
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my wine usually comes in a box.
@promisesunshine - I like the glass jug one’s too
FINE quality table 
poor star. a challenge it is, to be the more mature, smarter guy in the room. on top of which, how to diplomatically point out the ‘right’ way versus how they want to do it. argh.
back when i enjoyed such, i kept a permanent cork. usually the one i took out would not go back in the same bottle, but the permanent corks tended to fit quite nicely. we are talking about wine, aren’t we?
@Bels_Kaylar - I used a wine step in
yes. 
the truth of it is exactly as I expectled I have to care and soldier on otherwise shut up not many care and those who do may not have the time to. tonight is wine andsnacks a tuna joyousness on a crisped tortilla blt atop. a lil garlic. tomorrow is work and may it bethe 100 at rate I need to pile in to making this FIGHT TO THE DEATH to get ONE MILLAMETER progress. that’s my life FIGHT FOR MILLAMETERS POINTLESSLY. til meters are achieved anyways.thats the pointI hate having to be diamonddust in high pressure water wearing away mountain so I get a creek.. no brook and shitty dandylion meadow. to fight to the death for what i myself see as nothing.
I’ve been hand corking my wine. I have strong hands but not from corking experience. Sigh…I am so alone.
@godfatherofgreenbay - :d HAHA lol you’re funny. now is butt wipe my pretty after my brother and me about out for a smoke but not one of fulfillment.
I have learned something from reading your post. Thanks!
Oh…and
May the cork be with you!
May all your corks go the right way!
May I have a cork to put in my mouth?!
Wine and Cheese HUGS!!!
@adamswomanback - so you originally got mania hour response. they happen and yet I win out on the I will find at least my center. and due to the embarassing nature of such moments, pardon me if I only admit they happen but not provide evidence.