April 8, 2013
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absolutely filthy haiku
hey! would you smack my arse
suggestions hot sauce & foreplay
would that be the wrong hot?
twas war with brother
six days a week I’m lazy?aw applaud your one
so this week it’s that of the kessler
stop looking at me as if I’m a jester
it’s lovingly cheap here is yours
drinnk up e merry for it pours
aww she moved away so I’m no molester.
Comments (12)
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ha! some of the meters aren’t haiku formula at least from what i know but who cares?
@bonmots - aww thanks for having on the big girl short for my last comment for me to set the table with this lot of unkosher thoughts
hug oh and
don’t uou go making me feel passe too fast I wanna think me risque
….PLEASE?
@TheSutraDude - wooooo hooo! some one notic ed the clunker oh crpa too much whickey too remember what they’re called and 5,8,6 meter oh sinner me!
happy day to ya mr. sutra dude.
@starmanjones - it was hilarious
@bonmots -
ackward is without lewd intet to shar with some 20 something gal dating another you just met hey I’m creeepy here’s high poetry. the opener I shared two sentences into our acquaintance…oops.
Hot sauce and foreplay?
Watch where you put that hot sauce…
pain = arse smacks.
Hot and saucy play
better than Tabasco sauce.
Will not burn Josh Jr.
one blindfolded walk
snows three miles each uphill way
two humans equal
@moniet - I did NOT expect that rightback and so poetically
good job
@sleekpunk - I’ll be musing on this alllll day
…. suffice it to say you have a visual problem?
Love your filthy haikus!!! Now you need some bathed ones!
Of course, nothing more fun than arse smacking and shot sauce eating! Those be the right hot!
Scrub your words with soap
Bathe them all in hot water
Off to get dirty
HUGS and Happy MoanDay!!!
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