April 13, 2013
-
Breakfast of Champions pt.10.1%
a rare beer breakfast has me thinking…not crying… that oi, the household to do list! how the hell to afford that!
*remove two dump loads at $57 with tarp requiring chainsaw blindy here can not operate safely , and a truck i do not really have access to…home depot green bags are 30 ish and waste management will pick them 3000 lbs and under up for $150 – the house budget at present is $75…. you should know the deal lol it’ll get done or it’s bad neighbor court.
just to give you an idea that paradise here has a price tag.
I’ve two oawful parodies in the world now and I will post them in honor of national poetry month probably tomorrow.. funn how I write to ONE person and unlike kurt vonnegut’s success writing to his dead sister, I usually get comments like “charming.” (in a sarcastic tone) or -yo9ou have way too much time on your hands…… but everyone else thinks I’m funny but my intended audience! fuck.
I have to get dinner and thus my walk but I’m trying unsuccessfully to parley and or weild more purchasing power than my budget allows. thus I have the following: mickey d’s, black eyed pea, papa johns, wendy’s, dell taco, burger king, frank the pizza king, 7-11, walgreens, k’mart, insidentals, and that’s my dining choices past a place I aint visited stoney creek cafe. most of you know something about most of these places or their ilk… like a stoney creek cafe is a knock off denny’s type place greasy spon/choke and puke *smokey and the bandit… type of palace de cuisine. papa johns is not the best nor the worst delivery pizza, frank the pizza king is a one off cracker crust joint that is pizza from the 80′s not bad but not necessarily exciting… I qm excited but I don’t think I can afford that kind of offering….drat, sev is fine for burritoes and nachos, walgreens snack food joy, kmart some rarer version of snack food joy, black eye’d pea has soup but I can make campbells at the walgreens, seven eleven, kmarts just as inexpensively and whatever if they fail me with chicken noodle. burgerking is the hammmmmmv burgers, mc d’s is the chicken sandwich wendy’s sald’s snack nuggets, dell taco a knock off of taco bell and not even half as good….but they have fish tacos and theyr’e good mmmm. but I’m going to cry if it’s 0 smacks for the right dinner… I want to spend under five and share.
welp. I’ve an idea lets get to it
I’m not doing a beer lunch too.it’s my houseing and pizza place, pie eyed are the two not three coming.
Comments (10)
It was just bad luck that you selected a song I cannot stand when you had too much time on your hands.
I always preferred Del Taco to Tacko Smell, but haven’t been in either in quite a long time. The only chain we have here is Pizza Hut, and Pizza Hut is to pizza as a root canal is to a blow job.
Almost 9:30 here and no dinner yet et. Hungry, yet full of ennui. Not palatable at all. I want chicken and dumplings and mashed potatoes with gravy. Too bad that ain’t gonna happen.
I just had a BLT & a cup of tea. Didn’t feel like eating but knew I needed something to ensure there would be no low BS issues. Junk food is pretty much non existent except for very rare occasions. I did have an Avocado, Bacon Grilled Chicken salad from El Pollo Loco the other day. Quite yummy actually.
@HappierHeathen - awww but I had the decency to sing only in print, sir
I went to the corner sawthe can make the bus my way got off early to hit a chinese place as it was in budget only to be double charged my consolation was it was actually made fresh… bitch. I remember way way back in the what would for you be just into the world after the air force era pizza hut just as the salad bars hit where you could get a salad and a coor’s light… shoer’s blight…you know the old days of the only thing changed realy is that people became admitted alcoholics and refuse that 3.2% shite… it helps make fabulous hot dogs I don’t know why there’s the whining…. I remember once that there was a time pre domin’s that there was little ceasars nights… why all this? if you despise lpizza the hut… wait til you enjoy an evening chucky cheese….now that makes school lunch pizzza taste good.
@adventofreason - you too with the awwwwww! I think there’s a progresso soup anda bit of garlic plasti-pak mash tater in your easy prep future.
I hope you found something anyways.
@MzSilver - the crazy chicken???? bwok!
hopefully it was good I may have a blt if I…nope out of l and t… I might have a plate of bacon to annoy the dog. 
nothing like low bs to make you think life is ending… pay attention the pun is most certainly meant.
@starmanjones - LOL @ annoying the dogs. I know exactly what you mean with the LBS comment!!
@MzSilver - you would have to go and admit you may have been born yesterday but not last night!
@starmanjones - actually a couple of days ago, but whose counting?
@MzSilver - compliment taker awayer! I said you were both youthful and wise and you ipugned! half of that