January 4, 2012
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Parodi(ning.)
For All The Grills I’ve Lit Before:
For All the grills I’ve lit before
Eye-candy or so much-much more
Brisket roasted all night long
patience now, t’won’t be long
from any o’the grills I’ve lit beforeNext to the hibachi-I’m incensed!
soaked me last lighter fluid- what a mess.
what the bow-how am I to do now?
storm and row? pan-fry the cow?
more dishes, oh so many MORE?wood smoke o’er coals ever glowin’
each memory morsel stowed away
hours of ashes-still it’s not slowin’
heartburn, my friend, is on its wayto the new grill of my life
seasons trouble-free, without strife?
today’s dream of dining tomorrow
let’s work together for no sorrow
for you, shiny grill through my doorfor the kettle one of my past adored
who tipped over dinner to my floor
oh you of metal heart
all over poorer, I must restart
thank you, for our nights that roared.gas flames now a roarin’
story book chicken satays
champagne, skewers and laughter rollin’
new seasons coming my way.For All the grills I’ve lit before
Eye-candy or so much-much more
’round roasted all night long
patience now, t’won’t be long
from any o’the grills I’ve lit beforeFor All the grills I’ve lit before
Eye-candy or so much-much more
thighs smokin’ all night long
patience now, t’won’t be long
from any o’the grills I’ve lit before
Comments (18)
HA!
Thanks for posting this! It makes me snort-laugh every time I read it!
And, man, can I sing it in Willie’s voice! 
You do have a way with the grills, Josh-Man!
Brilliant parody and so fitting for you!
HUGS!
PS…wish I could rec’ this more than once!
eProps.
@AdamsWomanFell - http://c745.r45.cf2.rackcdn.com/img/2009/tactical_apron.jpg for a correct picture and . for those who don’t know the song…cough cough dust dust Willie nelson + Julio Iglecias “To All The Girls I’ve Loved Before” written by Hammond and David. Thank you for your words
@sleekpeek - glee romps… RHYME CRIME!… but had to say it… thanks for your words.
this is tremendously bad, by which i mean hilariously good.
@promisesunshine -
tranlation hopefully obvious
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm5JIwPm8rM
chillin’
girls? I like ‘em
@godfatherofgreenbay - ode to joy is the next song
@xplorrn - maxin’ relaxin’ outside by the pool??
I could hear Willie and Julio singing this. You’re on a roll…first the Haiku, now this. Gonna be tough to top yourself!
@songoftheheart - taramasalata?
@starmanjones - Well, you’d be kind of sticky, but probably delicious!
@songoftheheart -
I had hope not to be stuck responding to that … no come back.
@starmanjones - LOL! Thanks for letting me off the hook with that one!
Well I hope you can find a grill that you do not have to lite but that starts automatically with the push of a button.
@Grannys_Place - snort….that’s an entirely different song! i am the eye in the sky looking at you oo oo” alan parson’s project with a mythical grill brand of sky.
@Grannys_Place - Ha! That’s good!