I’m “shifting” (aka MOVING in “American”) still. so has begun day three. lets just say it’s not going well. mom donated a birthday to it happy birthday, mom. n a desperate attempt not to soil myself iwith discontent, parody.
In honour of @sistermae ‘s dislike of soggy cereal, Bon Jovi’s “Bad Medicine” as retooled as only I ruin things. * in the allotted time before first light.
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“Old Cereal”
if this keeps up, I’ll have not a pot to piss in
of what need did I have of sanity?
oh broker broker just take away money
I could have done better- I do know how
the man of the moment’s must’ve checked out
lets fuck up a move, send it straight south.
trucks, you’ll agree
haul it all a lot more and easily
but ain’t free
one must rent or cajoul in advance
to get one’s chance
haul it all a lot more easily.
so deal’s inked mid-day Saturday.
[chorus]
This shift’s going like OLD cereal
and someone peed right in my wheat flakes bowl
trust past too late and you get to deal
with far tooo much much beyond your control
This Shift is so! enjoyable.
MOOD? Old Cereal
understood? OLD Cereal.
ev’ry one another commitment
laissez-faire – let it come as it will
I’m in need of beer-sthesia
need another wall to bash my head gainst still
I even boxed instead of trashbag sacked!
but to no avail, hey Mommy, I need another bail
to fix another’s ideas that are WHACK.
nevermind I planned weeks ago
I’m left two apartments no truck-get on with the show.
TWO senior Discounts
thank god for mommas’ love
can furniture bounce?
if you drop it from high enough!
you’ll see the pieces
that was purposefully shoved.
again thank god for mommas’ love.
[chorus]
This shift’s going like OLD cereal
and someone peed right in my wheat flakes bowl
trust past too late and you get to deal
with far tooo much much beyond your control
This Shift is so! enjoyable.
MOOD? Old Cereal
understood? OLD Cereal.
[Solo]
some coordination, PLEASE
I can invent some language
trust me, it’s a breeze
I have to ask in advance (and did) for what I need
let’s fly by the sat of the pants!
JUST FUCKING TELL ME YOURE working this wekend
for charity, no, this can’t be called an emergency.
[chorus]
Shift day three - OLD Cereal
smile sweetly and just FUCKING deal
let’s all ostrich – heads in the sand
nevermind planning – it’ll just magically happen
and it’s happening still.
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