April 7, 2012
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breaker breaker one niner
once upon a way back when
came the device citizen band
well lookie here a radio!
for spoken word felatio
tell me bored peoples
tof many stick towns and steeples
that it was just for emergencies
not oo spot the cop joke and other synergies
oh you know required handles
our assumed persona mantles
which joints had the best grub
or were just a diarrhea scud
uh oh, don’t you dare cuss, we clear?
do you muse if anyone was bust alerting others to cop trap smears?
it is tantamount to giving away troop’s positions
obstruction of justice…InQUISITION
“no one expects the spannish inquisition.”
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and so anyways this is the time
to spring upon you my crime
of anogram thats and this
andmuch more you can miss
pretty young thing, py.t.
the pits! they’re just the pits
bet no one had that one-liner
breaker breaker one niner
but lets talk about the food
you know I began with this mission …understood
breakfast of chicken beans and all wrapped in bread
I can tell where today will be spent but instead…
chicken begins with a c
and beans with a b.
yes yes you know from where one’s seat
no one likes that broadcast
everyone pinch your noses enmass
I hath with wraps invented the known
and hope no stains are shown
this citizen banned burrito.
or c.b. radio.
when the day before is a dream
ill be be sippin tequilla warbling “hey, 19″
and slaughtering jackson brown’s stay
rerunning richard pryor videos and the night away
ending i with blissful sleep
yep you guessed it, the gogo’s we got the beat.
not miy breakfast but a visual of something initially desirable and yet also something to sqqawk back at ya again.
Comments (13)
I remember the cb’s I had one in my car and so did the rest of the family so Mother and Daddy could contact me all the time I guess that was the cell phone of my high school day
good stuff starman!!!
some more stuff for your afternoon adventure in toiletries….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CY4L1xQIl0g
now this one i like!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs-pfyAO-uc
@SisterMae - different infrastructure same cancept were your parents rotten and knickname you City girl -you know from “city girls find out early, how to open doors with just a smile?”
@xplorrn - hey while we’re at it, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVkueSuO-GU somethin for the kids.
@starmanjones - I was Moxie loxie daddy was cowboy builder and Mother was Goldie loxie
LOL I know silly
@SisterMae - neat you sure do have moxie
This was a very cool post!
@Aloysius_son - :) thank you
DAMN! Even I understood this one. Reminds me of the fun I’d have when I would go with my X on some of his big rig trips. Used to surprise the truckers with my lovely southern voice late at night or in the wee small hours of the morning. Those guys used to crack me up when we would pull up at some truck stop for rest and food and he would step out. 6’3 and over 250#’s. Their expressions were hilarious and even more funny when he’d walk around the cab, pick me up and get me out of the passenger seat. I never could quite muster the height of them darned stairs. LOL… Fun times mostly!!
Excellent post, my friend…
@MzSilver - as @doahsdeer would say , “You are in trouble the day you undertand me”
@haasite - it’s not bad…look at videos… is there a point I’m missing thanks for the drop by and the funny vids.
@starmanjones - Then I hope to never completely understand you. Besides, what would the fun be in doing so? Part of the fun in getting to know someone is the little surprises of what you can learn. *smile…
@MzSilver - lol a ” ” also would have worked
@starmanjones -