April 30, 2012
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In honour of…
I’m “shifting” (aka MOVING in “American”) still. so has begun day three. lets just say it’s not going well. mom donated a birthday to it happy birthday, mom. n a desperate attempt not to soil myself iwith discontent, parody.
In honour of @sistermae ‘s dislike of soggy cereal, Bon Jovi’s “Bad Medicine” as retooled as only I ruin things. * in the allotted time before first light.
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“Old Cereal”
if this keeps up, I’ll have not a pot to piss inof what need did I have of sanity?oh broker broker just take away moneyI could have done better- I do know howthe man of the moment’s must’ve checked outlets fuck up a move, send it straight south.trucks, you’ll agreehaul it all a lot more and easilybut ain’t freeone must rent or cajoul in advanceto get one’s chancehaul it all a lot more easily.so deal’s inked mid-day Saturday.[chorus]This shift’s going like OLD cerealand someone peed right in my wheat flakes bowltrust past too late and you get to dealwith far tooo much much beyond your controlThis Shift is so! enjoyable.MOOD? Old Cerealunderstood? OLD Cereal.ev’ry one another commitmentlaissez-faire – let it come as it willI’m in need of beer-sthesianeed another wall to bash my head gainst stillI even boxed instead of trashbag sacked!but to no avail, hey Mommy, I need another bailto fix another’s ideas that are WHACK.nevermind I planned weeks agoI’m left two apartments no truck-get on with the show.TWO senior Discountsthank god for mommas’ lovecan furniture bounce?if you drop it from high enough!you’ll see the piecesthat was purposefully shoved.again thank god for mommas’ love.[chorus]This shift’s going like OLD cerealand someone peed right in my wheat flakes bowltrust past too late and you get to dealwith far tooo much much beyond your controlThis Shift is so! enjoyable.MOOD? Old Cerealunderstood? OLD Cereal.[Solo]some coordination, PLEASEI can invent some languagetrust me, it’s a breezeI have to ask in advance (and did) for what I needlet’s fly by the sat of the pants!JUST FUCKING TELL ME YOURE working this wekendfor charity, no, this can’t be called an emergency.[chorus]Shift day three - OLD Cerealsmile sweetly and just FUCKING deal
let’s all ostrich – heads in the sandnevermind planning – it’ll just magically happenand it’s happening still.-
Comments (4)
Only because of the word “old” I’m reminded of the song, Old Shoe, a Willie Nelson like (or maybe it was the actual singer) sung in the movie Wag the Dog. Happy Birthday to your mom. I feel for you, hard working man. Moving is not fun at all. Email or message me your new addy, and I’ll try and help as best as I know how. Take some of the ick out of it. Soon, this too shall pass.
Hope the move went okay Josh despite your laments! Now, about the soggy cereal. Frosted Mini Wheats are only good when they’re soggy, oh, and Capn Crunch too! If you don’t let Capn Crunch get soggy, it cuts the hell out of the roof of your mouth!
@sleekpeek old cereal- warm and fuz….maybezy but not the way most like it
- old shoe..comfortable but often less presentable ajd or smelly 
hold I’ll update a blog in just a moment.
@heart_beep - bahahahaha…
I knew! someone would mention that.. oh all right pick apart the metaphor and I’ll add a few other ruinations to it- like: what is beer…male delight often…but it? old cereal that’s soaked until it sprouts or is “very old indeed so old it’s becoming young again…. or there’s grape nuts which aren’t nuts but gravel/glass until they’re soaked some 
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