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Let’s face it, Statistics are a punishment as much  of education is.  One just waits for the book across the backside and to be sent off to our room to howl it off.  As I’m feling masochistic about my interests I will now punish YOU with the rest of your reading on the white Rice (rightness) of Mathematic “brilliance?”

Oh Jeanie of Math make me wise
Bedazzle me with powers before my eyes
One plus one equals two – buckle my shoe
I want more from life than that before I’m through
 
Oh Jeanie of math make me wise
and show me truth others denounce as lies
As a trapdoor spider awaiting it’s meal
I pounce upon the bug-witted with a squeal.
 
In the forests of words
all said awaits its ears
But step carefull about your map
so you may harvest the world like a champ.
 
I did not learn it fast
so I stood at bus stops awaiting the splash
Think now to the power of puddle
rice grows there by the bundles

I remember back to algebra class
that wicked confusing voodoo at a glance
But this story of pwers doubling
rattles about still troubling
 
A king hords rice for times of trouble
’til it came naught to be found in the rubble
A mathmatic wit tricking? king for a town redemption
double each day your gift without exception
 
Two upon two is four upon four more
Eight on eight, sixteen – seeming even to the poor
but double what little you have and believe
as a month 30 days doubled becomes billions acheived
 
Oh Jeanie of Math what does this mean
is is truly salvation for me gleened?
I tricked a stupid king into feeding a town?
perhaps, but look again  at the truth all around
 
I must wait 18 days to feed folks but one day
a true struggle of believe eand effort you may say
not to mention carrying the later logistics
of you carry a towns year of food, oi vey what now statistis?
 
Now a billion grains of rice-lets make it two
and let’s say the king’s no dullard, no fool
You take from him his prized polished rice
You ask for quantity so quality jips you more than twice
 
For you see a pound of rice is grains 29,000
and the best grades are 4 times that mountain
Either way, be it 74000 pounds food to guard,
or but a measly 18k pounds – a task somewhat less hard
 
It’s yours unguarded til it’s gone
yes, a year’s trouble alll year long
and a gift? you’ve gambled more than a year
it’s two years to protect yourself  and repay just debts – clear?
 
Doubling your work and risks
for nothing but toils more brisk
If you lose you just die
and to me that king was not greedy but wise
 
King guards now one less grain tower
is repaid double and does less gaining in power
But the town wins life and more troubles
five years luck to win their struggle
 
They must now fend more for themselves
yet their burden to state doubles
Numbers, you see, are a double edged sword
Oh Jeanie Math you evil Jin I adore
 
Be careful now how you bitch of others greed
They may reward you with but more troubles with glee
Jeanie Math isn’t on you side
Oh Jeanie jin of Math you’re just out for your cut as any bride
 
One greedy dumb king husbanded with skill
and hustled a town with prosperity for the thrill
Oh Jeanie jin of Math
sing to me the power of nothing’s path
 
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if you’re Curious the math is this:

rice doubled, 2 to the power of 30 is

http://mathletenation.com/content/one-grain-rice-power-doubling-92310-kindergarten

(I heard that story in college FUCK, now it’s for kindergardeners)

rice grains

29,000 ~ http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_many_grains_of_rice_are_in_a_one_pound_

 google math of ~2Gigs grains of rice divided by above info leaving between 18k -74k+ 

caloric value within a pound of rice

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_many_calories_in_one_pound_of_rice
 

 survivalist proof that such isn’t a complete diet

http://www.survivalistboards.com/showthread.php?t=41765
pone pound per person per day x 365

dividing  ~18k by 365  is just over 50 (people a small villiage)

information on rice production 7000-9000 california rice production per acre

http://www.ers.usda.gov/publications/sb974-7/sb974-7.pdf

 to bring some concept of the scope of work required to grow a lot of rice

the stupity of the dream that is the itty bitty farm
http://www.newworldeconomics.com/archives/2010/040410.html

to remind people if they’re unware of the scope of math it isn’t for one peorson its beyond that

please read the table within the powers of double t see that it takes about 18 days “total starvation” before the first day of food arrive but by the end of the tail logistics will show you it take nearly a month to transport the remaining gift.

there is your spanking on the silly notions we’re dazzled by in mathematics  

the lonely hours

in tangled bedsheets, memories

past, present, future

            - SG Devonish

Sometimes it’s just a trick of the eyes, sometimes it’s just how things hit- but that’s what I read. I thought is sounded nice.   in fairness however to the truth, this that follows is  where the above comes from.  “…” refers to the fact it stems from the tail end of a paragraph.

“……………help me to believe. And trust. And wait.
In the the stillness
In the quiet
In the lonely dark hours and the tangled bedsheets
In the memories, the regrets,

the past, present and future
Help me to believe.”

buns, chili (no beans,) beef boullion, ground beef 

-  can opener, spatulah, spoon, frying pan.

brown and drain meat – I use a plate and paper towel like I was cooking bacon.  add boulion and cook out said boulion.  add chili and heat through.  cheese and onion are optional. 

Some scenes spin on endlessly
cyclically circling
Breathing, waiting and hoping
Affirmation’s Blossoming
of Joy I’ve found in our now
your hug and smile wrapped about

I imagine this dream to thrive
each word given breaths us alive
as I can not choose me for you,
I smile your steps close to my side

Laughing glowing ’cause of you
listening growing closer to view
I’ve now power not to rhyme
or the need to now count out the beats of my heart
but put that pin to that disk
and dance with me to love’s bliss.

okay I’ll be nice, I’ll read.

Discussing cool things with those who do not live in your land is fun.  however be prepared for something of a name hunt

example: you might have noticed I like to cook.  I don’t snub every gadget but I snub a few for instance the sandwich maker thingum and that cookie cutter omelet option too. reason uniformity is dull.  I like grilled sandwich too and yes even paninies. but I get bored of the same shape but somehow not making the same damn funny face with food presentations..  but the real example is this

easy cooker oven?

nuwave oven?

grill, bake, dehydrate in this countertop gem without added fats or oils!!!!

http://www.easycook.com.au/index.php?main_page=index&cPath=0&zenid=b4d8bc4f028f26acfe2cd226186ab7d8

< a href=”http://www.easycook.com.au/index.php?main_page=popup_image&pID=33″ target=”_blank”><img src=”images/E717.jpg” alt=”Original 717 Health Oven” title=” Original 717 Health Oven ” width=”250″ height=”250″ /><br /><span></span></a>

Original 717 Health Oven

3-4 size family

AUD$199.00 (inc. GST)(( add 10 usd fee and 10% for a rough guestimate of us cost))

I’m not finding out what shipping is I cant afford it today but lets just say you get accessorized in america for a price

getting invited to out of state events seemingly close means?

as of 2009 greyhound no longer offers service to sante fe nm?

that wasthe last timeI was in that town surprise.

go ahead and type denver to nm and you must fill in form again?

okay, americanos  yep denver albequerque  no a lbeuerquerque to sante fe

http://www.sandiashuttle.com/Schedules.html

47 per person in a shitty church van r/t

or

http://nmrailrunner.com/tickets.asp

9/8 or medicare fare 7 station, 6 online each way 6 zones (saysfive but yeah played that game

santefedepot station versus south capitol station.. 500 feet versus 1.9 miles

from/to

100 1rst st sw 320 1rst st sw (intercity rail/interstate bus autobusamericanos)

albequerque nm

watch how fast nothing lines up now

alt. arrive 4:35a

nmrail

4:46pm 2 block away -4 minutes t o walk am/pm weekend schedule only arrives 6:27pm to walk 500 feet n 30 minutes that parts right

or enjoy albequerque all day! because of four minutes and santafe all night andalbequerque again! weeeee.

12:14p sunday 4/8 to abq 1:49p

snagly travel idea…. oh and shuttle done at 7 santefe til 5am  or that 12noon train???

shuttle $27 for four minutes add 1/2 mile walk

sandoval & water santafe to 500 montezuma ave

to airport shit yep no train 1:xx or 8:xx to airport in time frames

5 miles not too disastrous a cab fare – 4:50 to be 5:30 airport- possible but 1:30 travel intertown train is 2 by vehicle hour late or still leaving day befor for want of less than 20 minutes

conclusion: not without a ride

headset

mouse

external hard drive enclosure

math- geometry alg 1,2 grades improver tutorial

pen

ink

I swore I had the hard drive for it now it disappeared but not the news of visitation of  …argh you know that’s what you’re supposed to feel his manifestation in life of being pissed off at his impish bs.

headset works tollerably well to call people   yay! I can call from my computer! minimal eating of words.

the above not exact but similar just as the below is similar not exact

it’s intriguing to have a phone after a month without one I think that’s neat it cost me 20 clams even if I still have to consider another actual cellular replacement, it’s nice to delay that

heck I might even math some to be annoying

below are links to the day out at the celebration metaphysical fair.  You may notice it was well representented by all manner of helpful perhaps to you people.  Gypsies and VooDoo!

http://www.celebrationfair.com/#!__denver/exhibitors

http://www.celebrationfair.com/#!__denver/exhibitors/vstc14=readers-&-healers

I obtained a reading by Mary Jayne…go ahead make the universal sucking down a marijuanna cigarette sound   get it our of yoursystem, you’ll feel much better    I asked, “will I build?”  as I was seeing a palmist I was looking at my hands.  I meant like home., secondarily I asked about whether it was a favorable idea to get into being a consessionaire.

my response after tossing stone was – house, sure! but  not perhaps in a seemless was or on my time table financial resources will play a part.  taroic confirmation.

consessionairing?  great idea! as it suits my lack of desire to be ordered about or enclosed.

health is good, relationships or building, and while money may play a factor, mine rolls in consistantly.

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next I found may way back to earth spirit studios- they had ROCKS!    later I saw non gem grade raw emeral 3 bucks awhack,  and when I finally reteurn the onyx at 1 buck but the wrong size., I returned again…get the picture I like pretty rocks?  I do.   first was simply brosing for cool stones for a pente board.  micah was ouchy but cool looking at six clams a specimen.

later I returned and saw some emeral *raw) and it was three

down to the third trip by with a mission for cool shit I could afford and  wooo hoo! I found stuff!

now you’re just going to get your shot at the howl of laughter I got for these “gems” are good for

from pamphlet “Earth Spirit Studios elk river mn earthspiritstudio@q.com Stone/Mineral Information Guide”

Rhodochrosite – emits the strongest power in the universe, the power of LOVE  This stone is for healing the earth. purifies chakras 1,3,4

Pyrite – Excellent preventative which will shield one from many forms of negative energy.  Sustains the ideal of health, intellect and emotional well being.

lapis lazuli – Assists one to gain access to and explore esoteric planetary knowledge – activates and energizes the throat and brow chakras.

Rose Quartz – used for the attunement to the energy of love.  balances the yin yang energy in the body.

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After and the pretty stones it was over to the aura camera to get a picture of my aura.

well, I can’t read the writing on the quicky colors thing so:

RED ~ Activity or movement, passion,courage, sexuality, materialism, lucky, forceful nature, survival instinct, strong will or conviction, loyalty, generosity, abundance, playfulness, religious programming.   Red is an emotional color relating to the reproductive system.

Orange ~ Sensitivity, Compassion, victem, clairsentience, healer, uncertain, impressionable, artistic, balancingor harmonizing, naive, selfless, avoids conflict, dreamer, fragile childlike, addictive personality orange relates to the adrenal glands.

Yellow ~ Personal power, independant opposed to change, goal oriented, analytical and intellectual, self-starter, judgemental, perfectionistic, emotional repression, stubborn, ingenuity and mental agility, worry or anxiety, secretive relating to the spleen and life force energy.

Green ~ growth or change, renewal, attracting energy, deception!,physical discomfort, abundance, neutralizing and/or calming, social nature, fear, distrust  or doubt, affinity for self and or others, healing, future time energy.  relates to the thymus and immune system.

Blue ~Communication, conscience, certainty, creativity, melancholy, male energy, clarity, faith and trust, immaturity, practicality, genuine, emotion health, learning or student, passive, immaginative, calming relates to the thyroid and or metabolism.

Violet ~  Visionary, charismatic, spiritual arrogance, abstract intuin, self importance, clairvoyance, spiritual activity or information, heart or stomach trouble trance mediumship, protection, therapueutic healing, spuperiority, spacy dreamer, relates to the pineal and pituitary.

White~ protection, stress, enlightenment, inductrious, shyness, nervousness or muscle tension, pharmaceutical presence, scattered or foggy perception, trance state, ungrounded, vegetarianism, high metabolism, distracted, inter-dimensional, multi-faceted, stimulating.

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my lady said to note that the flasses of my eyewear were not so much flashes but orbs of angels – did I seem them?  no, I didn’t see the angels   the very clear stain on my heart solar plexus is of a relationship blooming or about to bloom.

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next to the camera thing is a table for a good array of Himilayian salt crystal lamps.

they interested me but not enough to buy one.  no offense I’m not a fan of negative ion producing equipment and this is so such a thing.  this includes air purifyers.  personally I like hepa or positive ionic type of things.  but it’s great to know that salt my enemy with hypertension is great for hypertension as a lamp!

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costs:

five a head at the gate, readings 20 clams for twenty minutes, aura picture 15 clams, soda machine 1.50, rocks: 1.50or 1 for mine, five clams to sisterwho whom I’ve not seen in a decade www.sisterwho.com 5.50 for the rocks, 666 for the wendy’s before and 7.49 at taco bell after – for two people both times , 80 dollars at the office max to get thre printer to scan because it needed ink to scan and other things, 50 at the grocery store for beer as I had to touch electronics *non alcoholic but can I have the joke anyways?, PLEASE?)

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I like wendy’s side salad with red jalepeno whatever chicken nugets and fries with a watter

Dinner

yes a tost.ada, a chicken soft taco and a crispy potato soft taco advertized for lent   a half and half iced tea pink lemonade. too.

was it healthy- I thought so I’m full.

and not bouncing off the sugar dials either.

what did you do fun?

it’s friday the sixteenth of March.  I will be making the st patrick’s day execution  today as plans and hopes swirl to make day of just about perfect for it to be leftovers…and 

4 pound point cut corned beef

savoy cabbage

fako beer of the alcohol fre kind

carrot

potato

interestingly enough – for those of you who can baby a roast- it’s best to cook roast first 2 hours by itself dry fattier side up…then after that 2 hours add potatoes and carrots and of bourse beer, included seasoning packet, and cook this about an hour then ad cabbage shred adjust so there is some waterhalf to 3/4 inch ish left and add that shredded cabage to just steam…. why? duh everything cooks differently.  this fives you a 4-6 hour roast for extra tender corned bee feely mush  tater/carrot  but steamed done cabbage.

375 at altitude, 350 not at altitude. lid on to surround in steaminess…this isn’t a roast but acorned beef.

I have hydrochlorothiazide on standby for the nitwit me who loves corned beef more than any other dish- yet duh this means 3 gallons of water to get over? corned or rined or SALT jesus h christ is it salt.   I bought enough to have a small shot at corned beef hash.

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it’s lidded with potatoes and carrots in and will steam/boil the rest of it’s time – most of the top fat was clear so iwill be a far mor tender roast.

oddly enough I was nearly out of potatoes…weird.  thus because I hadn’t gotten to them I tossed in the purple ones.. soon I’ll toss in the anise chopped as I’m deficient on veggie matter and I don’t wish the cabbage to stew but steam.  watch out this’ll be one kind of sweet roast.

purple potatoes and anise *florence fennel?  I’m out to lunch but dinner ‘ll be good.

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cracklin.  the top fatty side was cracklin crisp and that’s a bonus.  fork tender meat.  purple potatoes might be slightly bitterer but taste like regular potatoes but a tad bland. fennel is magic.  odouls amber is the magic ingredient part dieux.  1 pount a person uncooked weight meat means I can have one small amount of hash tomorrow  otherwise thisis dinner for five if you add a sixth potato.